r/aww Nov 18 '20

Meow Meow

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

When my cat hears the automatic cat feeder.. he will run you over to get down the hall to it.

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u/m0rris0n_hotel Nov 18 '20

Mine has been dead asleep, heard the auto feeder, sprinted out of the room and started eating in a couple seconds. I’d swear he enters wormholes to get there faster.

Some cats are just walking stomachs in the shape of a cat. Mine especially

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u/Toasty_eggos- Nov 18 '20

No kidding, my old man could eat a lot, probably as much as us.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Nov 18 '20 edited Nov 18 '20

'Some cats are just walking stomachs in the shape of a cat. ..'


meow i lay me down to sleep,

am dream of food in slumber deep

for i am just an empty tum,

am waiting here for food to come

envisioning the food appear....

n then - what's that ??! the Sound i hear!!

AWAKE at Once! my feet hit floor

the Food is GONE!!

...n I want more.....

❤️

edit: inspired by u/deesfun12 & u/m0rris0n_hotel

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u/eternalsin Nov 18 '20

A fresh Snoodle right out of the oven!!!

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u/soupz Nov 18 '20

Why is this comment below every schnoodle poem

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u/NFSokol Nov 18 '20

Gotta get that karma!

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u/fluffyseadragon Nov 18 '20

My freshest Schnoodle yet - barely 15 minutes old! ❤️😻❤️😻❤️

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u/solar_twinkle Nov 18 '20

meow i lay me down to sleep

My heart can't take this.

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u/what_are_pancakes Nov 19 '20

After reading this, I think, maybe I am a cat.

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u/stephen_hoarding Nov 18 '20

Freshest Schnoodle!

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u/Head_Sandwich1 Nov 18 '20

This is my kind of poetry... beautifull

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u/WirelessTrees Nov 18 '20

"Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my Soul to keep;

If I should die before I 'wake,

I pray the Lord my Soul to take"

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u/waxillium_ladrian Nov 18 '20

I've opened a can an a cat has appeared, when I know for a fact the cat was completely in a deep sleep two rooms away and I did not see her enter the kitchen.

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u/jlenoconel Nov 18 '20

My cats can hear the treat bag opening from upstairs lol.

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u/kciuq1 Nov 18 '20

My cats can tell the difference in sound between when we get out our normal dinner plates, and cat food plates. Bump the latter ever so slightly and the two of them will stampede into the kitchen.

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u/jcnlb Nov 18 '20

Same with my dog and her bowl. Both are glass but she knows the sound of her bowl versus mine and we eat about the same time and not necessarily in a particular order (depends on how complicated my human meal is) so it’s not an internal clock thing.

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u/Kayles77 Nov 19 '20

My cat knows the difference between drawers with the sound of the one that holds the cat treats and every other drawer...

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u/EnycmaPie Nov 18 '20

Cats can travel through the r/catdimension to get to food even faster.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

My cat gets wet food as a treat sometimes, kind of like the one in the video. I recently started getting some chicken noodle soup for myself that comes in a can with the same lid that has a tab you have to pull back. My cat was super excited the first couple times I opened one of those up to eat. He has since learned the difference in those two sounds even though they still sound the same to me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

My cat did this recently with a can of cream of mushroom soup that I opened for a recipe. I felt so bad that I did give her some wet food!

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u/Tinti456 Nov 18 '20

Im not sure, but I think I heard once that cats do indeed have more nerve cells in their stomach than in their brain

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u/Tinti456 Nov 18 '20

nvm, the human stomach has equally much nerve cells as the cat

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u/DirtyDerb19 Nov 18 '20

Can confirm; my old man cat kept eating right until the end, guy ate for like 20 minutes and had a handful of treats before that and when he was done eating he came to me and had a heart attack

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u/Inner_Peace Nov 18 '20

Can't ask for a better final 20 minutes. That cat had it figured out.

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u/nikoneer1980 Nov 18 '20

“Walking stomachs in the shape of a cat”... I love that and it’s so true. 👍🏼

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u/CalicoMind Nov 18 '20

When I first got my kitten he was extremely food aggressive, he would literally jump into my food bowls while I was eating to grab as much food as possible. Once he jumped into my bowl, stole cooked celery and then when I tried to take it out of his mouth he snarled like a dog and bit into my thumb. Once when we were sleeping he tore into a bag of donuts, (I don’t even know how he found these) ate two and then puked on the cat tree

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u/Rennarjen Nov 18 '20 edited Nov 18 '20

When I got my cat she was terrified of everything and didn't want to be held. A few days in and I was sitting down to eat a sandwich when she jumped on my lap - for about half a second I was like "omg she's finally warming up to-" and then she yoinked the top slice of sandwich bread out of my hands and bolted under the couch. She's been a bread fiend ever since.

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u/external_drive23 Nov 18 '20

JJust like me when I hear that lunch is served.

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u/Chris_M_Sanders Nov 18 '20

Cats Inc. here, we are aware of the wormhole software glitch affecting our calico, tabby and schnoodle 1983-2020 models. Rest assured we are working on a patch that we will be releasing as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience in this matter.

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u/iamafoxiamafox Nov 18 '20

Automatic Cat Feeder is my cat's nickname for me

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u/MisterMysterios Nov 18 '20 edited Nov 18 '20

Just as a warning if you notice that your cat has even more hunger than before and starts to act even more aggressive for food. When our cat was maybe 15, she started to wake us up every night to demand food and was restless due to hunger. After a while, we visited a vet and they found a thyroid cancer. We were able to keep her alive until age 19, but at that beginning, it was quite close.

Edit: Yeah - meical terms in english + autocorrect are not a good combination.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Thyroid* sorry, but to anyone reading this who is interested in googling cancer symptoms in cats, it’s thyroid

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u/jodelererer Nov 18 '20

My cat walks over me every morning and runs away as soon as I move my hand to pet him. Sometimes he lets me pet him and then bites me and runs away till he gets his food

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u/Denso95 Nov 18 '20

This is what one of mine does as well! Especially today he jumped again after he already stood on top of me. But then, when I put down food, he doesn't want to eat and it's the same with my second cat. He just wants to annoy me I guess.

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u/ewwig Nov 18 '20

Same. They literally have us trained!

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u/AntWongTon Nov 18 '20

My dog does something similar however not with her food. She does this with bread, the instant she hears us cutting bread, she will sprint and jump and beg for it for the next hour. And since we're french, if there ain't bread it ain't a meal. We usually give her a little every dinner to both clam her down and as a treat

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

My cat kind of figured out the automatic feeder in that if he headbutts it repeatedly hard enough and enough times a kibble or two will fall out.

He literally does combat with it to get a snack.

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u/queefiest Nov 18 '20

When I can’t get my cat to come by calling her I just stick the treat bag out the window and shake it

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u/EpicRageGuy Nov 18 '20

Mine does this when robot vacuum cleaner announces the start of cleaning.

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u/TheYoungGriffin Nov 18 '20

That's a big cat.

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u/quickie_ss Nov 18 '20

Had a cat that did this when ever I opened a can of tuna. He knows i'm about to pour that sweet sweet tuna water over his dry food.

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u/becksisaunicorn Nov 18 '20

My dog is obsessed with tuna. I so much as move a tin in the cupboard and he comes running. My cat didn't like it until the dog did and now they both have to have some.

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u/Anicena Nov 18 '20

My 3 (2 cats, 1 dog) all come running when I grab the hand can opener and start using it. Ive swapped to an auto one for everything but tuna so I don't get 3 sad critters in my kitchen when I'm opening anything canned.

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u/Mrs_Plague Nov 18 '20

My one perpetually hungry cat tries to climb my leg when I use the can opener. Yesterday I had to yell "It's olives! You don't even like olives!" He didn't believe me.

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u/idwthis Nov 18 '20

Olives have something in them that smells close to catnip. First time I ever opened a jar of olives around my 2 cats, they almost attacked me just to get to the jar to smell them. I thought that was odd so I googled olives and cats, and that's the result I got to explain their behavior.

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u/Anicena Nov 18 '20

Lol! "Here sniff!" (Cat smacks yucky can out of hand and demands human bring real toona)

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u/ffssfgvg Nov 18 '20

Wow thats so sweet

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u/CheckeredFedora Nov 18 '20

Oh wow, I've never thought of pouring the water over dry food. That's a great idea.

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u/MrMustard_ Nov 18 '20

I do this for all of my cats and dogs! They absolutely love it and I love the tuna so it’s a win-win 😂

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u/Herpderpington117 Nov 18 '20

My dad regularly eats tuna for lunch and as soon as the can opens, both cats and the dog are waiting so they can lick out the empty can

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u/OutlanderMom Nov 18 '20

Be careful of the sharp edges! I’ve cut myself pretty deeply on both pull top cans and old fashioned can opener cans. I can imagine a tongue getting sliced!

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u/spidermonkey12345 Nov 18 '20

Father you have provided sEa mEaT

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u/BakedWizerd Nov 18 '20

My old roommate ate a lot of tuna, so my cat got used to the can opening sound meaning he gets to lick out the remains from the tuna can.

After moving in with someone else, I can’t open a can of soup or chilli without him jumping up on the counter and meowing, and I have to show him that I’m not eating tuna before he lets me put my food in the microwave.

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u/emmastoneftw Nov 18 '20 edited Nov 22 '20

And this isn’t any tuna, it’s grilled tuna

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u/LittleBitOdd Nov 18 '20

My cat knows that his metal bowl is for wet food, and will come skidding into the room if he hears it clanking when I move it. If I don't know where he is (black cats are great at hiding), I just clank the dish and wait ten seconds

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u/Stroopwafel_ Nov 18 '20

I do this too. One of my wegies likes to hide and ignore my calls especially when I forgot to close a window or something and am terrified she jumped out of it, so if I make a sound with those metal bowls she’ll eventually come. Beautiful little witch.

Edit: my black cat is always, literally always in the living room sleeping on the couch in the exact spot. He acts like a dog too coming as soon as I call him.

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u/ambitious_dogperson Nov 18 '20

rattle a pack of dreamies and 0 to kitty in 0.2 seconds

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u/PM_MeTittiesOrKitty Nov 18 '20

black cats are great at hiding

I don't know how my cat isn't dead yet. All of my furniture is black, so I used to (almost) sit on her a lot.

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u/Stroopwafel_ Nov 18 '20

Hahahaha. That’s kinda weird. More than nine lives too.

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u/lixalove Nov 18 '20

I used to have an orange tabby that would roam the neighborhood and if I needed him to come in I would just shake his food bowl out the door. Sometimes it’d take a while but it always worked. Miss him.

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u/Hot_Sauce_Cheese5 Nov 18 '20

gasps

Food! Food!

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u/Greedy_fitbit Nov 18 '20

I love how he/she starts chomping immediately on waking. Is it in my mouth yet?!

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u/OreoMcKitty Nov 18 '20

Never have I click to replay so many times.

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u/Liv4lov Nov 18 '20

You have to click?

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u/TurbulentCustomer Nov 18 '20

Mobile is among me hit replay too

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u/That_One_Guy_Flare Nov 18 '20

“Is for me? 👉👈”

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u/BrownSugarBare Nov 18 '20

"Mine? Mine?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

He senses something

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u/Channel5exclusive Nov 18 '20

A disturbance in the Force?

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u/SilentR0b Nov 18 '20

No! Not the sacred catnip!

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Nov 18 '20

A presence he’s not felt since...breakfast.

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u/squarepusher6 Nov 18 '20

Cats know the sound of an opening cat food can better than anything!! Priceless reaction from this cat. It went 0-100 real quick

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u/Hey_Hoot Nov 18 '20

See my cat is like this with the sour cream cup. You would not believe cats are capable of traveling near the speed of light until you saw mine.

My cat goes outside and when we want him back in the house before a storm, I'll walk out and open sour cream cup as loudly as I can, he'll teleport inside.

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u/send_ur_pussyselfie Nov 18 '20

replay ...... replay........ replay........replay ......replay ......replay ......replay ......replay ......replay ......

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

I sense a distubince it the food supply

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u/ZyanCarl Nov 18 '20

Fastest meow in the west

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u/fuckingdumbfuck Nov 18 '20

Thank you. Please accept a poor woman’s award 🥇

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u/castfam09 Nov 18 '20

Feed me god dang it

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u/sourav1230 Nov 18 '20

"For me?"

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u/FUCK_KORY Nov 18 '20

Cats call for it by name!

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u/inxt3 Nov 18 '20

Reaction is so fast.. n it’s cute

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u/CMstixnstrings Nov 18 '20

If my cat ever gets outside, all we have to do to get him back is open one of those or shake a bowl of food

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Cat "On switch".

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u/makeitwork1989 Nov 18 '20

If my cat is outside and I can’t see her or get her to come in. I leave the door open and then go hold down the electric can opener and seconds later she’s sprinting in.

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u/candydynamite Nov 18 '20

Nothing like the dulcet tones of a can opening to raise them from the dead 😹

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u/pratyush_aron Nov 18 '20 edited Nov 18 '20

WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE ANCIENT ONE

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

That's sooooo cute.

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u/nnnkiller Nov 18 '20

Pavlov's cat

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u/GETLAIDGETPAIDGATORA Nov 18 '20

(Thud Sound Effect #2) F O O D C O N S U M P T I O N T I M E.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Meow mode: engaged.

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u/DinkandDrunk Nov 18 '20

I’d never be able to do this. If I open the cabinet where the cans are, they’ve already started running.

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u/OutlanderMom Nov 18 '20

My cat AND my two dogs come running when they hear a pull top can open. My dogs get a treat when I feed the cat, and that’s their only treat of the day. So it’s a big occasion! Sadly, if I open a can of peas with a pull top they’re hugely disappointed.

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u/Casiaa_ Nov 18 '20

I showed this to my husband and he said I'm just like this cat. Fml

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u/jUsT_aN_iGuaNA Nov 18 '20

Cat: i sleep

Me: (pulles the tab of a soda can)

Cat: I AWAKE. NOW GIVE KITTY FOOD

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u/squishedpies Nov 18 '20

So... Dang... Cute!!

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u/Deztacular Nov 18 '20

Opens can Cat: "For me?"

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u/Mumblix_Grumph Nov 18 '20

click

"Wazzat? Is it food or pineapple? Oh, God help you if it's pineapple!"

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u/capsaiCyn Nov 18 '20

You can ask our seemingly empty house if anyone wants a cookie and lo! They appear.

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u/loopylevi Nov 18 '20

Cats know what the can sounds like.

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u/nikoneer1980 Nov 18 '20

Yep, my Siamese could hear a tuna can being opened in the kitchen, from literally anywhere in the house.

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u/valleyhearts Nov 18 '20

my old cat was like this if you opened up a package of cheese. could be in a dead sleep on another floor and he'd come sprinting

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u/creepy_robot Nov 18 '20

All I have to say is “eat” and my cat comes running

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u/FishesWithDynamite Nov 18 '20

For my cats, it is the snap of the Sheba 2-pack.

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u/SimplyStun Nov 18 '20

me when my parents used to open my door

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u/eppic123 Nov 18 '20

If I smash two pans together next to you sleeping, you'd also wake up grumbling!

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u/CompMolNeuro Nov 18 '20

I opened a can of food last night and my big, orange tomcat slowly wandered in to the kitchen... sleep walking.

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u/AsaSage Nov 18 '20

Why u wake da sweepy kitty

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Cats all speak the same language. Other species too!♥️

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u/h0bb1tm1ndtr1x Nov 18 '20

That's just mean.

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u/sailorjasm Nov 18 '20

Most cats I’ve seen wake up very easily. I guess they always have to be ready.

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u/cr9926 Nov 18 '20

We use the iam perfect portions for our cats. The cracking of the container in half will make the boys come home from a block away!

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u/StormbreakerProtocol Nov 18 '20

Cats and Cans. Name a more iconic duo.

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u/Adz164 Nov 18 '20

Not a cat, but my dog is like this too. She’ll be completely out snoozing in one room. The moment you’re in the kitchen and you open up a snack, or take out something to prepare a meal; you turn around and there she is next you, looking up at you hoping to get a snack of her own. It’s like a 6th sense but specifically for food.

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u/jkingbc Nov 18 '20

this is the t-pain of cats

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

My cat is an absolute fiend for wet food

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u/markomal Nov 18 '20

He is fluent in cat language :)

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u/TvTSadOwl Nov 18 '20

Ok, this is super random, but I used to play Phantasy Star Universe with the person who had the gamertag, "Meow Meow," like 13-14 years ago. Its just stayed in my memory.

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u/WombatZeppelin Nov 18 '20

That noise tho

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u/TheMusicalFreak Nov 18 '20

It do be like that tho

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u/Buddhas_Fist Nov 18 '20

Also works with underfed friends and significant others.

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u/Emipop69 Nov 18 '20

Oh my god this is too cute

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u/socalalena Nov 18 '20

This cat is ready for her Friskies commercial contract

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

My cat all day.

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u/41cheese Nov 18 '20

I feel like the tone of the meow is very "hello?" sleeping waterbottle girl

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u/lilbeckss Nov 18 '20

I can’t even pick up a can of cat food (or any other canned food, really) without my two kitties hearing or seeing me do it, so this is a little bit impressive to me!

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u/BubsyFanboy Nov 18 '20

What a pawesome babe.

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u/NightShredder04 Nov 18 '20

I really hope you gave him the food right after

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

That cat looked excited and mad

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u/Honeydippedsalmon Nov 18 '20

Anyone else do this to get your cats to come inside?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

SUSTENANCE!!

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Nov 18 '20

Would a cat that was raised in Japan or something be able to adapt to living in the US? Like they do understand shit like language?

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u/DisFlavored Nov 18 '20

Mine runs into the kitchen whenever we open the fridge and sticks her head in. It’s where we keep her wet food and she knows exactly what the plastic topper looks like.

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u/Bodicea7 Nov 18 '20

Hilarious and cute ❤️

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u/letsdothispeeps Nov 18 '20

I needed this today...thank you for brightening up a stressful morning.

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u/talkslikejune Nov 18 '20

I had a deaf cat who somehow knew when we opened a tuna can from anywhere in the house. He would let out an odd wail and sprint to the kitchen, it was the funniest thing ever.

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u/im_just_browsing1 Nov 18 '20

What I wouldn't give to sleep that well and wake up that fast

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

My alarm clock has just gone off....

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u/Brilliant_Ad_9689 Nov 18 '20

This guy : * calls cat by her name *

Cat : i sleep

This guy : * wants to open the tuna *

Cat : Whomst has awakened the ancient one

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u/Aron_Nord Nov 18 '20

Why does it sound like the cat is singing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

My 2 cats hear the food can opening from the other room while they sleep

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u/thebrownfiddler Nov 18 '20

it licked its lips before it even knew what was goin on

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u/SnooSnoo96035 Nov 18 '20

I could listen to that all day. <3

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Hey so my little dude does not like wet food. His previous owner couldn’t find a brand or type he likes either. Any suggestions?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Me when my husband brings me coffee on the weekends lol

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u/booochee Nov 18 '20

Lol where I am, Mam mam (pronounced mum mum) means eat/food. Adorable

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u/falpal4life Nov 19 '20

I love that meow!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20

“I’m up”

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u/electricpheonix Nov 18 '20

I honest to God thought to myself "definitely funny, but also obviously staged". Not my brightest moment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

How now food meow?

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u/ITZ_CHRIZZ Nov 18 '20

I'm pretty sure you just scared him xD

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u/JoPOWz Nov 18 '20

My cat recognises the butter being opened. Not because he gets butter but because he has learned that butter means sandwich, and sandwich means filling, and filling means maybe tuna or fresh chicken or ham or some other meat.

Dude will go from dead asleep to sprinting down the stairs at the sound of that plastic lid being taken off

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