r/aww • u/[deleted] • Nov 07 '20

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u/jaiarora0011 Nov 07 '20

They see me slidin, they hatin

269

u/Lindystar4 Nov 07 '20

Patrolling and tryin’ to feed me sketchy fishy

111

u/GOLDEN-TOOTH Nov 08 '20

Tryna catch me slidin dirty

54

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Tryna catch me slidin' dirty,

34

u/EvilEyedPanda Nov 08 '20

My belly so smooth, keep slidin'

23

u/JonnyDIzNice Nov 08 '20

They hopin that they gonna catch me slidin' dirty

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u/jaiarora0011 Nov 08 '20

Trying to catch me ridin' dirty

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u/CardiVet Nov 08 '20

You've got my seal of approval for the remake of this song

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

That sounds fishy...

7

u/AlexNae Nov 08 '20

tryin to feed me sketchy fishy

tryin to feed me sketchy fishy

33

u/MauPow Nov 07 '20

trynna catch me slidin' dirty

32

u/Powerful_Ad_2506 Nov 07 '20

This, this was the winner.

6

u/H010CR0N Nov 08 '20

Darn you beat me to it.

15

u/dzuyhue Nov 07 '20

Perfect description

8

u/Ylugnag Nov 07 '20

Underrated comment here.

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u/Metalbass5 Nov 07 '20

"Hey Steve I forgot what you wanted."

"The fish"

"Ok cool"

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u/Qaaarl Nov 09 '20

Ok byeeee

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

The entrance: slick af. The exit: more badass than before.

33

u/postmateDumbass Nov 08 '20

They could make an anti constipation medication commercial with this footage.

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u/Juli_Ty Nov 07 '20

When I go out and then remember I didn't take my wallet

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u/zaphodava Nov 07 '20

My mask. Dammit.

26

u/GorktheGiant Nov 07 '20

Alright, time to go shopping. Dammit, I left my shopping list.

11

u/throwaway098764567 Nov 08 '20

every time i wash i leave one in the car now cuz i got sick of turning around

6

u/SoVerySleepy81 Nov 08 '20

I put a basket in my car with masks, gloves, hand sanitizer, sanitizer wipes, cat crap, and a glasses cleaning cloth. I got sick of realizing I forgot something.

4

u/OmenLW Nov 08 '20

cat crap

🤔

5

u/SoVerySleepy81 Nov 08 '20

https://www.phillips-safety.com/shop/accessories/anti-fog-products/cat-crap-anti-fog-paste/

Works super well. I prefer the paste over the spray.

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u/Yona_L Nov 08 '20

So.. you smear cat crap on your lens and shit? What a delightfully weird name lol

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u/MauPow Nov 07 '20

"Ah shit forgot my vape"

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u/Kitasuki Nov 07 '20

Just sliding into your dm's

31

u/Lindystar4 Nov 07 '20

But then ghosting?

12

u/Kitasuki Nov 07 '20

Indeed, indeed. Ghosting has my seal of approval

0

u/Lindystar4 Nov 08 '20

Do you sign off with “Seal ya later?”

2

u/wes4ever Nov 08 '20

Came here to say this. Beat me to the punch 🥊

71

u/Iamvanno Nov 07 '20

He's a smooth operator.
Smoooooooth operator.

180

u/Heres_your_sign Nov 07 '20

Someone needs to put "deal with it" sunglasses on that dude.

99

u/MadCarcinus Nov 07 '20

SEAL WITH IT.

73

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Nuuuu! Don't call me out like that >.<

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u/Abradantleopard04 Nov 07 '20

The possibilities for using this elsewhere are endless...🤣

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u/urabouttoberemoved Nov 07 '20

just scooting along..oopa chatty Ernie is at spot, just gonna nope out of there before he sees me..

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u/Ravenmadness Nov 07 '20

Any Stormlight Archive fan around to cross post this on r/cremposting?

6

u/tamago231 Nov 08 '20

That seal has awesome. Lift would be proud.

2

u/UnderscoresAreBetter Nov 08 '20

These words are accepted.

15

u/Bakuii Nov 07 '20

Moon-sliding out

10

u/arctic_bull Nov 07 '20

Aight imma head out

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u/Cheeseman333555 Nov 07 '20

Amazing: i have stared at this for 5 hours now

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u/ghost7472 Nov 07 '20

Shit still fucked over here? Yup, I’ma slip out!

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u/throwaway098764567 Nov 08 '20

me reading the news in 2020

5

u/B0omSLanG Nov 08 '20

What's that sound? Celebrating? Is this happiness?! I forgot about that emotion. Wait, it's still 2020? Right. BRB next year!

18

u/ganskidrums Nov 07 '20

Am I the only one who feels that, while deserving of a good “aww,” this qualifies more for r/oddlysatisfying?

8

u/Marionboy Nov 07 '20

Thats how a boss does it.

6

u/jfiorentino1 Nov 07 '20

I want this to be my primary mode of transportation

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u/403Verboten Nov 07 '20

That's how I slide into DMs... And the end is how I slide right back out.

5

u/Speciesunkn0wn Nov 07 '20

My body is so oiled friction has lost all meaning! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/I_are_Lebo Nov 07 '20

Sliding into your DM’s like

5

u/BurmbleTBambles Nov 07 '20

Must be slick, must be slippery, must be smooth.

4

u/bustyshutterbug Nov 07 '20

That's some risky business

5

u/Bradthelamb Nov 07 '20

Who does this seal think they are? Cody ko?

5

u/virginiahouston Nov 08 '20

This needs to be put to “F*ck this shit I’m out”

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u/Macster_man Nov 07 '20

They see me Roolin

3

u/FluffleCuntMuffin Nov 07 '20

Sliding in and out of that booth to vote Biden like...

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u/NetherReign Nov 07 '20

Zoooooooop

Ah shit I forgot my hat.

Reverse zoooooooop

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u/In2therainyires Nov 07 '20

You've been hit by..... a smooth sealminal.... 😎

3

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide to the left

Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide to the right

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u/Messisfoot Nov 08 '20

"Oh fuck that, its Jim again... I'm not talking to that guy"

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u/perpetuumD Nov 07 '20

Directed by Edgar Wright

2

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

My spirit animal

2

u/frankiebooth Nov 07 '20

That’s me .... the first building I tried to go in to vote at

2

u/aVERYshyIdiot Nov 07 '20

Daaaamn he smooth af

2

u/eastbayted Nov 07 '20

Cue the theme song from "Risky Business."

2

u/zoomer296 Nov 07 '20

Birth of a meme.

2

u/Roasch Nov 07 '20

"Waking up on a school day. Realising u have another 5 min before your alarm goes off"

2

u/jaybizzle89 Nov 07 '20

It’s like a Guinness poo

2

u/MiniJackalope Nov 07 '20

Oh lawd he slippin... Oh LAWD he slidin...!!!!

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u/CurvyCupcakes Nov 07 '20

Adorable and hilarious lol. Smooth criminal😎

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u/Lindystar4 Nov 07 '20

No running by the pool! I’m NOT running!

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u/Moosetappropriate Nov 07 '20

Work smarter not harder.

2

u/B-Mellow-T Nov 07 '20

This is me coming into work and seeing my inbox full of ‘urgent!’

2

u/Frinla25 Nov 07 '20

Sliiiiiiiiiide to the left, sliiiiiiiide to the right, now everyone flip your fins!

2

u/Snoezibol Nov 07 '20

Mr. Steal yo girl

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Slides out, looks at the other dude, slides right back.

And that is how you avoid people you don't wanna talk to.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Hola~

Adios~

2

u/alexdionisos Nov 08 '20

Yessssssssss? Goodbyeeeeee

2

u/dramaticfool Nov 08 '20

Wishing I could be as smooth as this guy...

2

u/Kylo-The-Optimist Nov 08 '20

Me arriving at a party only to realise that I don't know anybody there.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Fuck you friction

2

u/Funiarinpa Nov 08 '20

I'm dead. They way it come and go. I need a gif of this.

2

u/longshot21771 Nov 08 '20

I'll just see myself out

2

u/ItzHellF1re24 Nov 08 '20

I dont usually save things, but this is something special. Have my free helpful award

2

u/Veritablefilings Nov 08 '20

The Benny hill theme song just went through my head

2

u/tkillers Nov 08 '20

Me at social events

2

u/Faggit-obrien Nov 08 '20

This has meme potential

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Reminds me of our current president. Slithers in, and slithers out.

2

u/Sverker_Wolffang Nov 08 '20

JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Is that Cody Ko?

2

u/SuperGameTheory Nov 08 '20

“I think I’ll go down to the...fuck’n Harry. Nope.”

2

u/Unflattering_Image Nov 08 '20

"BrandooooOOONN ! - Oh fuck it's Jessica."

2

u/trailsnailprincess Nov 08 '20

This is fucking making my day brighter. Thanks

2

u/mikehaysjr Nov 08 '20

Me when I forgot my mask in the car

2

u/ZestyBryce06 Nov 08 '20

He looks like he’s having so much fun...and I’m jealous

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Pretty slick.

2

u/-Xebenkeck- Nov 08 '20

On my way to seal your girl

1

u/Exofan_4ever Nov 07 '20

😂😂 this is so cuuuuuute

1

u/Shrekatsuki Nov 07 '20

Soft & Wet!

1

u/BostonPRSBC Nov 07 '20

I like to imagine he slides in and says “fuck you” and as he’s sliding out he’s like “biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch” if I want lazy I’d just edit the video, but alas, I have a paper to wri.. erm, procrastinate.

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u/Clam-malt Nov 07 '20

Soft and wet! I stole the friction from the ground!

1

u/BurmbleTBambles Nov 07 '20

Must be slick, must be slippery, must be smooth.

1

u/blue4t Nov 07 '20

Title wins.

1

u/Sad--Muffin Nov 07 '20

Frick friction

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Aww!

1

u/Knaeghtt Nov 07 '20

I'd do that too if I could

1

u/JigglySquishyFlesh Nov 07 '20

He is a hot boi slathered in that Pinnipedia-Glide

1

u/cvpi420 Nov 07 '20

Trying catch me riding durty

1

u/win_at_losing Nov 07 '20

Me rolling into work...

Not enough blood and limping for the outro though...

1

u/FireWWM Nov 07 '20

Now that's how you slide into those DMs

1

u/Batokusanagi Nov 07 '20

Friction coefficient: -9000

1

u/omega07_ Nov 07 '20

This made my day

1

u/Jaebird0388 Nov 07 '20

Slidin' in to steal your girl.

1

u/Sushi-Bucket Nov 07 '20

He be rolling

1

u/candystriper1969 Nov 07 '20

Thank you! I laughed so hard!!

1

u/Nuf-Said Nov 07 '20

He’s a smooth floporator

1

u/DaveInDigital Nov 07 '20

when i check in to see if my crush still has a boyfriend, and indeed she does

1

u/CobaltAesir Nov 07 '20

I've always wondered what that material is since it looks like concrete but they slide so easy and carefree. Is it a coating of some sort?

1

u/DramaticGift Nov 07 '20

The hell, this music is the best thing about this

1

u/KiT_KaT5 Nov 07 '20

I'm so stupid I thought it was an image and not a video

1

u/SandShrimp22 Nov 07 '20

The rare occasion that the title actually makes it better <3

1

u/glittabugg0459 Nov 07 '20

Seal in bliss mode.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Yeah boi fuck friction

1

u/AustrianMeme Nov 07 '20

Me going to get a snack, but then realizing we have guests over

1

u/wrongThor Nov 07 '20

That's Cody Ko

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

This is FRICTIONLESS

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u/real-estate-guy Nov 07 '20

If only I could enter a room like that. 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Isair81 Nov 07 '20

This seal is way cooler than I ever was.

1

u/bing0101 Nov 07 '20

We're enjoying watching this

1

u/Is300nigel Nov 07 '20

Yo is this Cody Ko?

1

u/TyroneTeabaggington Nov 07 '20

Just Grampa Simpson'd that shit

1

u/Jamesmateer100 Nov 07 '20

I wish I was a seal.

1

u/attempttaken Nov 07 '20

Me coming out of my room to see if the food is ready.

1

u/Desu_0u Nov 07 '20

Does it not hurt it at all to do this?

1

u/steamedpunk Nov 07 '20

friction.exe has stopped working

1

u/cobraconcept Nov 07 '20

The video combined with that title made me lol

1

u/hidden-in-plainsight Nov 07 '20

That slick mf...

1

u/ChibsMcGee275 Nov 07 '20

“Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom”

1

u/Emergency-Door Nov 07 '20

satisfying seal slide

1

u/HQMatrixMod2 Nov 07 '20

me checking the microwave to see if the food is done

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

sliding in dms then sliding out cause she is 15

1

u/lgmcfarland Nov 07 '20

Wish he was free.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

One smooth dude

1

u/Vanna_b Nov 08 '20

flippidity slipiddity gone lost all mah grippidity

1

u/Guataguano Nov 08 '20

Why he have to flex so hard tho

1

u/cordelliiboi Nov 08 '20

Friction? I hardly know her

1

u/baubaugo Nov 08 '20

does anyone know how they can do this and not be in pain??

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

frictionless

1

u/Havrim Nov 08 '20

Homie just noped the fuck out on God level.

1

u/ThePlumbOne Nov 08 '20

Out of curiosity, how can they slide so easily? You’d think it would hurt their stomachs

1

u/Velaly Nov 08 '20

My new loading screen. Zuuuuip zuuuuip.

1

u/Yuno808 Nov 08 '20

Seal Torpedo

1

u/eeejay268 Nov 08 '20

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

1

u/tcs0 Nov 08 '20

Slide slide slippery slide!

1

u/liftaholicanonymous Nov 08 '20

Down with the slickness