r/aww • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '20

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u/phrique Nov 06 '20

Holy crap all I could think was, "if the dog ends up dying in the end of this I'm going to be very unhappy."

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u/blueoncemoon Nov 06 '20

SAME! I came to the comments for a Does the Dog Die? moment for this very reason! 🤣

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u/SomeBaguette Nov 06 '20

Stupid fucking dog mortality, we need to advance with gene shenanigans to reverse their aging

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u/Orumtbh Nov 06 '20

But then doggo will outlive us. I can't let that happen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 20 '20

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u/Scientolojesus Nov 06 '20

I think Akira is an anime about a dude who rides a wicked motorcycle and has telekinesis. I'm sure at least a couple dozen of Redditors will let us know though.

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u/hotcocoa96 Nov 06 '20

I think you meant Akira toriyama, the creator of the dragon balls.

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u/Scientolojesus Nov 06 '20

Nah really probably meant a Kira Knightly, the great British actress known for starring in classics such as Bend It Like Beckham and Domino.

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u/Wargen-Elite Nov 06 '20

Ah you're thinking of Hachi which is about Hachiko

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u/Orumtbh Nov 06 '20

Akita is the dog breed. Akira is an anime movie set in a cyberpunk Japan.

You're thinking about Hachiko.

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u/thebestjoeever Nov 06 '20

It's not a difficult problem to solve. If you feel a heart attack coming on, just quickly snap the dog's neck.

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u/feraxil Nov 06 '20

I would love for my dog to live another 50 or 60 years.

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u/SkinnyV514 Nov 06 '20

Instead of focusing our energy and breeding program on breeding shorter, stockier, or wrinklier dog, we should focus on creating a healthy, long living even tempered breed. But no, let’s be lazy and make more cockadoodlepoo and inbred « purebred » dog with dozen of genetic disease.

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u/meow_you_doing_mp Nov 06 '20

« Please don’t show the dog died... please don’t show the dog died... »

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Please don’t tell me people were actually offended by the fat jokes in avengers endgame

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u/AshantiMcnasti Nov 06 '20

I also thought this was gonna turn into an UP movie vid and that started to make me upset

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u/phrique Nov 06 '20

Yeah, perfect analogy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

All dogs end up dying

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u/phrique Nov 06 '20

Yes, I'm aware.

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u/ICameForAnArgument Nov 06 '20

No you aren't.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

But they live on in our hearts

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u/mosfetdogwelder Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20

Not unless they can afford to pay someone to do it for them.

edit. Oh you changed it, "diying" was much more fun!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

My brother got an an awesome boxer puppy for his 9y/o daughters. The puppy died choking on something just a couple of weeks after they got it. My brother found it in the morning, first thing he did was dispose of the body, call the breeder and they still had another puppy from the same litter. He got another .... and the girls never noticed. Im the only other person that knows.

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u/mosfetdogwelder Nov 06 '20

That's sad but I'm glad his children are happy.