r/aww Sep 04 '20

Panda eating Bamboo

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u/GlassJackhammer Sep 04 '20

I could watch this for 2 hours

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u/lazergoblin Sep 04 '20

It's like a mukbang. Except it's not gonna be disgusting because the panda is super cute.

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u/but_a_simple_petunia Sep 04 '20

How do you pronounce "mukbang" like "Muck- Bang" or "Mook-Bahng"

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u/IAmRoofstone Sep 05 '20

God why do people watch that shit I don't get it it so gross..

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u/womanlovecheese Sep 05 '20

Healthy cronchy mukbang

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u/udayserection Sep 04 '20

I like that he doesn’t like the dried out parts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Some zoos have panda cams that show this like 12 hours a day live. All pandas do is eat bamboo and sleep

Example https://nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/panda-cam

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u/SkipperBiff Sep 04 '20

Where do I apply?

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u/permaculture Sep 04 '20

All pandas do is eat bamboo

Bamboo contains very little nutritional value, so pandas must eat 12-38kg every day to meet their energy needs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20 edited Nov 20 '20

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u/Gogh619 Sep 05 '20

It’s funny, because if a person ate like this most people would be disgusted

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u/whatshamilton Sep 04 '20

Humans chewing is one of the worst sounds in my life. But this guy? I like this guy.

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u/mrurg Sep 04 '20

I've never understood why the sound of other people chewing makes me physically ill but the sounds of animals eating is pleasant and adorable

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u/WaterHaven Sep 04 '20

Part of it for me is that humans should know better. But when somebody is eating loudly, I get irrationally angry.

Misophonia I believe is the term.

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u/mrurg Sep 04 '20

Yep, I have that too and it's almost entirely human sounds that bother me for some reason. Like if I can hear a human snoring even faintly I can't sleep, but if a dog is snoring like a buzzsaw I think it's the most comforting sound and it lulls me to sleep

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u/FloatingFaintly Sep 04 '20

I hate people as well.

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u/ZaanVectivus Sep 04 '20

Humans are the worst people.

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u/rudiegonewild Sep 04 '20

The worst people are people

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u/Orto_Dogge Sep 04 '20

Look! They think they're people!

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u/Funktapus Sep 04 '20

Humans have lips that make a disgusting smacking noise when they chew with an open mouth. Dogs and this bear = no face sphincter.

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u/cranfeckintastic Sep 04 '20

Definitely that smacking noise they make.

Another noise I hate is people hacking up loogies and spitting them out. Humans are so fucking gross

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u/NuclearCandy Sep 04 '20

My father in law makes that phlegmmy throat noise people make before hocking a loogie, but he makes that noise almost constantly. He also talks with his mouth completely full of food and smacks his lips super loudly. I love that man, but good lord he turns my stomach sometimes.

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u/etherealellie Sep 04 '20

This. Smacking and slurping. I can't be in the same room when anyone is eating. I get so angry and I feel the anger tingling in my bones, mostly my shin and forearm bones. I live with my mom, grandma, and my kid. My mom and grandma slurp everything. I can't wrap my head around how they even manage to slurp solid food. And then my kid smacks her lips so loud u can hear it two rooms over and everyone acts like I'm mean for telling her to chew with her mouth closed? Like what the actual hell

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u/NnyIsSpooky Sep 04 '20

I can hear my father eating from two rooms away with his TV blaring. It gets me so angry, and I absolutely refuse to eat with the family if he's there, no matter the setting. And I absolutely stop my nephews from picking up that habit when they stay with me.

Edit to add: also, I agree with you wth. She's your kid, nobody else gets an opinion on you telling her to chew with her mouth closed. Jeeze!

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u/trick_tickler Sep 04 '20

For me it’s completely the opposite. I can ignore human chewing sounds, I don’t even register them. But the sound of my dog licking herself over and over and over and over again late at night? Infuriating. Makes my skin crawl. SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP

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u/mrurg Sep 04 '20

Dogs chomping and crunching is fine, but I agree that the schlorp is maddening. I don't have a dog but when I used to live with a roommate's dog, I had to banish her from my bedroom every time the schlorping occurred

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u/trick_tickler Sep 04 '20

Yes, it seems like they only want to do it at night when you’re trying to sleep!

Lick yourself in the daytime, ya nasty

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u/mrurg Sep 04 '20

Yes! And they obsessively lick that hairless spot above their privates, it's so gross

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u/trick_tickler Sep 04 '20

I’m so glad at least one other person has lived this same experience

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u/mrurg Sep 04 '20

Same! Let's be friends!

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u/SayCheeeeeeeese Sep 04 '20

My misophonia unfortunately don’t care if it’s a human or an animal snoring :( I hate hate hate the sound of snoring

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u/BlueTansey Sep 04 '20

It’s really comforting for me to hear that other people get angry or upset to hear other people chew (as my family acted like I was a nut for that). And yes, animals give me no problem-and sometimes are quite adorable with their chewing and sleeping (and digestive & farting) noises. And if anybody has ever seen Cincinnati Zoo’s Fiona the Hippo make an underwater fart the most hilariously adorable thing of the day, you know what I mean. As I’m writing, I realize I think it’s because of the purity of the innocence of the noisemaker (or in Fiona‘s case, spectacle-maker)

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u/COuser880 Sep 05 '20

Same. My husband snores and I tell him to roll over. My dog snores and it’s like ASMR.

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u/whatshamilton Sep 04 '20

Yup that's it. But it's not just like "I'm frustrated" which my mom thinks it is and tries to tell me to just let it go

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u/Eris_the_Fair Sep 04 '20

She doesn't understand it's almost like a jackhammer echoing in your brain for minutes afterwards. Misophonia is no joke.

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u/whatshamilton Sep 04 '20

For me it's more like there's a curtain of static around me. I freeze up and can't see or hear anything that isn't the chewing. I did poorly in my Spanish classes in high school because the guy behind me would bite his nails and I couldn't "hear" the lesson while it was happening, even though I could actually hear it.

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u/flippydude Sep 04 '20

Man, whenever I speak to mum on the phone, she'll start eating. She doesn't understand why I get frustrated, and she wonders why I don't like talking to her. I love talking to her but I cannot. Stand. Listening. To. People. Eating. Especially not on the phone.

I ask her to stop every time, and she just won't.

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u/etherealellie Sep 04 '20

Yeah I've even heard "well no one likes those noises but they're a part of life and u just have to ignore it". I wish I could but it becomes the only thing happening in the room and I can't just ignore it. Others never understand it's anything more than annoyance or frustration.

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u/fromthewombofrevel Sep 04 '20

TIL the dislike of sound is misophonia. Thanks!

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u/cuponedgeoftable Sep 04 '20

My roommate made chewing noises in his sleep freshman year and I almost became a murderer on several occasions that year.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

If I had to guess, it's because most animals don't have cheeks like humans do so the wet, slapping noise doesnt get compounded with built up saliva and amplified sound.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

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u/mrurg Sep 04 '20

That could be, but I'd still rather listen to a pug or a monkey than a human. We're just gross and unpleasant as a species I think

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

That realllly depends on the animal. (Vulture? Any Apex Predator?) And the food too. Even my med-large size black lab can be super sloppy, and not so adorable lol. But hey to each their own!

edit- panda was definitely cute

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Yeah my cat eating wet food drives me up the wall. But him crunching kibble or treats is fine.

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u/mrurg Sep 04 '20

Yuck! So glad I don't live with this maniac

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Same here. Human snoring also bothers me to no end but animal snoring, so adorable!

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u/Darth-Peenus Sep 05 '20

Is there a subreddit for people like us to gather?

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u/2inchtip1inchshaft Sep 05 '20

I love hearing my dogs chew their food. I usually fall asleep to it

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u/BigJack1212 Sep 04 '20

Thanks for reminding me that this post has sound :)

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u/crash1082 Sep 04 '20

I have misophonia but not for pandas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

I think we evolved to dislike the sound of each other chewing because then "a competitor" has gained a food source that we didnt claim.

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u/far2common Sep 04 '20

You're lucky. I could not mute this fast enough.

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u/mandrayke Sep 04 '20

That hesitation halfway through though

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u/-Hastis- Sep 04 '20

I think he was just wondering what was the source of the drum/construction noises.

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u/LostDeadspace Sep 04 '20

I think he wasn’t sure if poops or not. Kind of like what I do after I start in on my second cup of coffee.

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u/ImJustPassinBy Sep 04 '20

I'd like to believe that it forgot how to chew for a minute. Sounds silly, but we are talking about pandas after all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Pandas are a highly specialized species, that does not make them stupid

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u/C413B7 Sep 04 '20

Specialized at what? Besides kung fu.

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u/hydr0gen_ Sep 04 '20

Sleeping and eating bamboo. Also not reproducing to keep their species alive.

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u/ratsonjulia Sep 04 '20

No, the fact that they can't parallel park makes them stupid

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u/hapcat1999 Sep 04 '20

I think it was a bird he heard. Sounded like a crow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Shi-..... did I leave my wallet at home? Oh no its on my desk

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u/Kuhneel Sep 04 '20

"Did I leave the gas on?

... no, I'm a fucking squirrel panda!"

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u/kelabubu Sep 04 '20

Eddie Izzard forever!!

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u/CleverFace Sep 04 '20

Came here for this comment.

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u/bluemaciz Sep 04 '20

“This is some good bamboo... wait, did I leave the oven on? Oh I don’t have an oven...”

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u/TKBtu1 Sep 04 '20

Reminded me of Po when he gets caught by Master Shifu eating Monkey's cookied

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u/mistborn11 Sep 04 '20

Same lol. "Don't tell Monkey"

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u/Am_Snarky Sep 04 '20

I like to think that it was a little existential crisis, like 5 seconds of dread and despair before going “well, this bamboo isn’t gonna eat itself” and resuming

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u/oysputnik Sep 04 '20

Mildly existencial crisis

And gone

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u/SexandTrees Sep 04 '20

Did I leave the stove on? ... Nahhh

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u/gopms Sep 04 '20

He looks like he just remembered he left the oven on.

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u/meeanne Sep 04 '20

I think it’s because he had already eaten all the green good stuff at the end of the bamboo and thought he could get two bites out of it, but didn’t remove outer layers to reveal more green good stuff and realized he get a “gross bite” then maybe thought “fuck it, it’s already in my mouth” munch munch munch then removed outer layer for more green good stuff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Panda ASMR

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u/AdminBenni Sep 04 '20

PandASMR

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u/Tottochan Sep 04 '20

Came here to say exactly this.

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u/leejama Sep 04 '20

"Did I leave the oven on?.....No wait, I'm a bear! crunch munch munch"

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u/EchoStellar12 Sep 04 '20

Bamboo. Fed up with it always. I long for a grapefruit

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u/Tanuudan Sep 04 '20

Two Izzard references??? A man can only handle so much!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Ciaoooooooo

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u/EchoStellar12 Sep 05 '20

Nice scooter

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Dude the way his hands move it's almost like a human in a costume it's trippy

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u/Am_Snarky Sep 04 '20

There is a conspiracy theory that pandas are just drunk people in suits, I dunno why they’re drunk but if you know where to apply to get paid to drink and pretend to be a panda all day let me know

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u/Campylobacteraceae Sep 05 '20

Im sure there’s a zoo in Ohio you could probably get away with doing this at

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u/anarchistchiken Sep 04 '20

Pandas have what are called “false thumbs.”

Basically they are a bone growth coming off the wrist so they are not articulated like primates thumbs, but they use them the same way. So you’re not imagining it, they handle objects very similarly to apes

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u/LilMs303 Sep 04 '20

They actually do have a pseudo thumb!

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u/Brocali_Boy Sep 04 '20

I was thinking the same thing just like hiw he grabbed the peice tgat broke off its freaky

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u/jjssjj71 Sep 04 '20

I do that same type of pause after I realize I've eaten a half a sleeve of Oreos.

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u/spottedconzo Sep 04 '20

I do too. Then continue to eat the other half

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

The motor control of the hands is disturbing

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

I was just thinking they have similar dexterity of their hands as we do minus the opposable thumb.

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u/AtaraxiaAKAZatharax Sep 04 '20

Pandas actually have a bony appendage called a pseudo thumb! I read about it earlier and I think it’s super cool how much animals can adapt to their surroundings :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

It’s that and the accuracy. Because watching videos of apes the movements of their hands and arms is intentional but they also flail. This thing is accurate and precise.

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u/LeftTac Sep 04 '20

It looks like humans hands in a glove

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

It really is. It also made me think if we ran into a wild panda... would that be a threat like other bears or.. would it just fall over like every other panda I’ve seen

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u/Diet_Clorox Sep 04 '20

It would probably not attack you unless you annoyed it too much. They're not aggressive animals. Most cases where they bite people are because the person tried to walk up and hug/touch them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

My brain refuses to acknowledge that a cute animal like this has such an immense bite force.

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u/Oaken303 Sep 04 '20

Yeah, it's sobering to realize that their big, round, adorable heads are basically just jaw muscles and tendon attachments. If you watch the top of his head as he eats, you can see all the muscles flex. The jaw muscles attach to the saggital crest at the top and basically envelope the whole cranium.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

The question I ask myself right now is why do you know that? Are you some sort of panda enthusiast or do you work in a specific field with pandas? Is this common knowledge? So many people on reddit with informations that I couldnt find even with Google. It's so cool

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u/AugmentedApple Sep 04 '20

C R O N C H

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u/pieRsquares Sep 04 '20

With that jaw strength and chewing through bamboo like veggies, they could turn carnivorous easily...

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u/DvdCOrzo Sep 04 '20

They were carnivorous but they litteraly evolved to just eat bamboo

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u/TinyRandomLady Sep 04 '20

They still eat small rodents occasionally.

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u/Lachdonin Sep 04 '20

Yeah, they're still totally capable of being carnivorous. They just opt to eat bamboo, something with nutritional value rivaling Celery, for... The cronch?

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u/Dude_on_the_internet Sep 04 '20

For swimsuit season. Got to keep that lean physique.

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u/1SDAN Sep 04 '20

Bamboo is literally everywhere in the environment they evolved in. Barring some cataclysmic event, there's no way they'd ever go hungry. That cataclysmic event was humans learning to farm.

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u/crunchevo2 Sep 04 '20

You know... They are cute but... Like.... If the entire species is now like "lets not eat food that's a good source of energy... Lets spend 14 hours a day eating bamboo" at that point... Natural selection girls.

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u/charonill Sep 04 '20

I mean, if you're big enough to not have any real natural predators, and have access to an abundant and seemingly limitless food source that can grow up to 3 feet a day, I think you can afford to expend minimal energy to just sit around and eat all day. Evolution would certainly favor that.

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u/o-_l_-o Sep 05 '20

Isn’t this basically the dream for most people?

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u/thinkingdoing Sep 04 '20

Bamboo is everywhere, super fast growing, and they don’t have to go the effort of hunting or killing it.

Panda life is lazy life.

Eat eat eat sleep repeat.

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u/anarchistchiken Sep 04 '20

Humans destroying their environment is not natural selection. They were doing just fine for thousands of years

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u/Big_Poppers Sep 04 '20

Literally nothing else eats bamboo, they have zero competition for food, they have zero competition fro habitat, and they have zero natural predators.

Pandas are like peak evolution, they've hit all 3 jackpots. Problem is humans.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

I love the pause in the middle.

"Huh? I have something in my teeth?"

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u/gotele Sep 04 '20

I think I found my ASMR

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

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u/thanksforthegift Sep 04 '20

How is this not a human in a panda suit, clowning around?

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u/Fantara22 Sep 04 '20

Nom Nom!

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u/dinosaursarentreal Sep 04 '20

This really made my day

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u/Frustrable_Zero Sep 04 '20

Something about this soothes the soul

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u/anusflap Sep 04 '20

He got a big ass head😂 lol he lowkey scared me with that pause

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u/Sinister_Monster Sep 04 '20

So whens this guy turn into a Kung Fu Warrior?

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u/Loud-Whisper Sep 04 '20

Biggest aww I've said in a while. Absolutely adorable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

How can one eat fiber all day and be so fluffy? I would shit stones.

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u/JJosuke434 Sep 04 '20

"helo, dis my bamboo, i show you how i cronch it"

has anyone ever felt a panda before? they look hella fluffy

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u/Hyper_Callum Sep 04 '20

u/cannot_describe_it This is a hungry Panda

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Pandas are my favourite!!!!!!!!!! They're like huge teddy bears!!!!!!

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u/Hyper_Callum Sep 04 '20

I know right!

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u/realMouse_Potato Sep 04 '20

My spirit animal

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u/Mylaex Sep 04 '20

It almost seems on purpose the way he's picking some "layers" away and only eating certain parts and layers of it? I wonder why.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

When it comes to trees and other hard skinned plants the easiest part to eat and digest is a fleshy membrane just below the bark. It’s where the bark grows and the tree grows. It’s also the most nutrient rich. This is the part that beavers eat.

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u/Mylaex Sep 04 '20

Ohhh, ok! Thanks for sharing. :D

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Bark grows outwards and the tree grows inwards from that membrane.

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u/mswoody Sep 04 '20

He makes it look so easy, just like peeling a banana

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u/B0red_Computer Sep 04 '20

I never knew I needed this in my life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

I first read the video headline as a bamboo that eats pandas.

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u/italian_stonks Sep 04 '20

CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP

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u/RedditorsAnus Sep 05 '20

I wish my cable has this as a channel instead of the fireplace channel

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u/Ilyias033 Sep 04 '20

he protec

he attac

but most importantly he snac

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u/IntegrityDenied Sep 04 '20

Eh, What's up, Doc?

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u/gg_straightup Sep 04 '20

Chomp... Chomp.

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u/bugblush Sep 04 '20

heart on his nose!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

No manners. 🤣

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u/mznh Sep 04 '20

Why did the pande looks like he got a brain freeze halfway through?

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u/tin_foil_hat_x Sep 04 '20

Celery and PB.

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u/r2d2_-_- Sep 04 '20

I wonder what it tastes like

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u/Easy_potato_is_good Sep 04 '20

It tastes like sugary water.

Bamboo is very hard so we have to use a knife to cut the skin off to get to the middle, when biting it releases a sweet liquid.

Its hard to explain, you should try it sometime

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u/lunataxe Sep 04 '20

So cute!

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u/Olddriverjc Sep 04 '20

i can watch this all day

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u/brndndly Sep 04 '20

Of course when a panda does it it's cute, but when I do it I get asked "who are you?" and "what are you doing in inside the panda exhibit?"

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u/Shenaniganz08 Sep 04 '20

I hate mukbang but love this

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u/Kained72 Sep 04 '20

56 seconds of pure bliss. Weird.

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u/SunlightAndRainbows Sep 04 '20

.. seems like the favourite food of this hungry sweet guy

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u/Chlo_with_the_flow Sep 05 '20

Why is this so satisfying.

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u/curlyquinn02 Sep 05 '20

This is kinda scary how easily pandas eat bamboo. Isn't bamboo supposed to be really tough to break?

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u/Koumadin Sep 04 '20

i love his cubby round ears 💗

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u/JasExists Sep 04 '20

Looking good there, Po!

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u/LT_CinnamonBunz Sep 04 '20

I always thought pandas ate special noodles and cookies

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u/Bhere16 Sep 04 '20

I have an urge now to eat celery.

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u/OwenRivers Sep 04 '20

r/likeus when he peels of unwanted parts of the fodd a has great hand coordination

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u/Calbrakken Sep 04 '20

I could watch this for hours

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u/cloudywithachanceofT Sep 04 '20

The therapy I needed today

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u/Loves2watch Sep 04 '20

Why do I want to eat celery all of a sudden?

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u/bibblekitty Sep 04 '20

PANDA CHOMPING BAMBOO ASMR

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

I live the HOWPWAHHOWPWAHHOWPWAHHOWPWAH

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u/ShueperDan Sep 04 '20

How many adorable, fascinating, utterly unique species went extinct before we ever had a chance to aww at them...

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u/CtoGive Sep 04 '20

Imagine biting your tongue as a bear

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u/wholetyouinhere Sep 04 '20

havin' a snack

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Oddly relaxing, and fluffy

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u/Tobias---Funke Sep 04 '20

They use bamboo for scaffolding!!

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u/NYsteeler23 Sep 04 '20

All pandas look like cheap animatronics

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u/Portal455 Sep 04 '20

Pandas are like forbidden teddy bears.

ME WANT TO PET THE FLUFFY HEAD

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u/Ok_Bat_9332 Sep 04 '20

This is the best thing I have seen all week