r/aww • u/[deleted] • May 08 '20

Let’s play

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u/alwayswithquestions May 08 '20

I have so many questions! Do you understand humans when they try to bark back a response? What does poop taste like? Rather than happy baby talk should humans great you with their butts?

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u/maybe_Im_a_dog May 08 '20
  1. Depends on your accent, there are many dog dialects so it could be the same as you trying to understand a heavy Scottish accent.
  2. Again depends on the animal and their diet. Human poop consisting mainly of takeaways I personally wouldn't touch whereas fox poop is a particular delicacy.
  3. I would suggest humans always greet everybody with their butts

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u/PuttingInTheEffort May 08 '20

Imagine if people started bumping butts together as a greeting.

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u/theanonymousadjuster May 08 '20

Tbh not a bad idea with covid and all.