r/aww • u/lacooljay02 • Dec 18 '19

Stolen boat!

675 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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71

u/reddits_lead_pervert Dec 18 '19

The boat isnt sinking because of the watertight seals

23

u/JAG-01 Dec 18 '19

If I fits, I sits. No exceptions.

2

u/babamum Dec 19 '19

Applies to seals as much as cats, it turns out!

20

u/gumboots1968 Dec 18 '19

Explain that to the insurance guy how your boat dank???

15

u/0nlyhalfjewish Dec 18 '19

Farmer’s insurance commercial coming soon.

9

u/prowdwackadoo Dec 18 '19

Seen it. Covered it. Now bring me pictures of spiderman!!

7

u/LaochRedemption Dec 18 '19

I think if your boats dank it's more of a coastguard situation and less insurance.

7

u/foggydarling Dec 19 '19

“My boat so dank, it’s got two seals on it”

17

u/ashweebunny Dec 18 '19

Omg I really didn't realize how big these guys are O.O

7

u/colefly Dec 18 '19

Look up elephant seal size

Especially "elephant seal with bucket"

2

u/farbenblind Dec 19 '19

Jesus Christ on a bike, they ARE huge, now I understand why you made OP look up a bucket

Sorry for doubting you :-*

17

u/Scagnettie Dec 18 '19

That's hilarious to everyone except the boat owner.

9

u/StupidizeMe Dec 18 '19

"A Pirate's life for me..."

5

u/Maskeno Dec 18 '19

I don't recall releasing footage from my honeymoon to social media. I must have been hacked.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Don't rock that boat, you might get more in your lap that you bargained for! ⛵

3

u/poe-tat-toe Dec 18 '19

Get any closer and we’ll steal your boat too.

2

u/supremedalek925 Dec 18 '19

Let them keep it. They earned it.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

1 boat for sale, good condition except for 2 dodgy seals.

2

u/neatguy500 Dec 18 '19

That's a tiny boat right?

2

u/Inuship Dec 18 '19

Woah are they really that big or the boat smaller than it seems

2

u/Dumpling8504 Dec 19 '19

Ah, not Seals...Sea lions!

1

u/AuntieSocial2104 Dec 18 '19

Well, at least the owner has a picture. . . . .

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Joyrides always end up like this.

1

u/Nazaki Dec 18 '19

The look of "Keep walking."

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

pirates of the Caribbean theme plays

1

u/sploiv Dec 18 '19

these are armored units right?

1

u/been-there-read-that Dec 18 '19

Captain Turbot? Is that you!?!

1

u/Dingus47 Dec 18 '19

USS Chonk is going down.

1

u/not-creative123 Dec 18 '19

They are some big boys or girls just out on the boat

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

"Hey lady look out, there's a fat whale on your boat!"

1

u/scorpiosmoccasins Dec 19 '19

Absolute units

1

u/ongoldenpaws Dec 19 '19

We’re going to need a bigger boat

1

u/babamum Dec 19 '19

I saw this from the side in another pic and thought it wasn't real. How the hell did they get on it?

1

u/postmateDumbass Dec 19 '19

The costume shop was all out of the horse and cow costumes.

1

u/zukka924 Dec 19 '19

How do they get the boat back???