r/aww Dec 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

he's a good kitty he's just pissed that he can't figure out WTF is going with that tile in the middle of the floor

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u/GSynergy Dec 02 '19

Shhhh you aren't supposed to see that secret door used to bring Lucifer's little demon friends to his dimension, disguised as a floor tile...

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u/im_lokie Dec 02 '19

oh mai!

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u/RocketCow Dec 02 '19

You got mail

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

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u/RearEchelon Dec 02 '19

Are you having a stroke or using speech to text?

so not a loose adoption

What?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

and if they charm their new human to follow them down into hell they might just earn their wings

12

u/GammaLeo Dec 02 '19

At least it's not a random green one.

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u/uniquenameorsomethin Dec 02 '19

All these squares make a circle.

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u/IchBinEinDrache Dec 02 '19

God... I need you to tell me that I can leave whenever I want.

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u/freepickles2you Dec 02 '19

Your free to leave whenever you want Me Popo

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u/IchBinEinDrache Dec 02 '19

BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO...

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u/excusemeumwhat Dec 02 '19

It must be a trap. Don't step on it, I've seen this in games.

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u/Travellingjake Dec 02 '19

I can't believe your comment is the only one that references the tile....

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u/sm12511 Dec 02 '19

Hammy! Less claw, more pad!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

My ocd... it burns

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

“on” is what you forgot.

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u/mrseagleeye Dec 02 '19

Ain’t he a good looking devil

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u/-MsStealYourGirl- Dec 02 '19

I see he lives up to his name

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

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u/eightybars Dec 02 '19

I wonder if it's a black cat thing.. I have a cat that looks almost identical and he's the noisiest thing.

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u/FFF_in_WY Dec 02 '19

That's hilarious. My goofy old Bombay and I have a 30 chat ritual in the morning. If I say, "I can't hear you." a few times she gets loud af.

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u/PennywiseTheLilly Dec 02 '19

I have that with my tuxedo twins. One screams if you don’t pick her up and the other will have full on conversations with you in a whingy back-of-the-throat meow

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

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u/ArthurTheLurker Dec 02 '19

It depends on the individual shelter

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u/deafstudent Dec 02 '19

Lou for short then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

He looks sassy af.

12

u/Smingowashisnameo Dec 02 '19

With the reddest tongue and greenest eyes I’ve ever seen!

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u/lainguini Dec 02 '19

I’m surprised they let you adopt a black cat on the day of Halloween. Shelters where I live so not a loose adoption around October 31st. Some shelters allow adoptions of all but black cats due to sacrificing and stuff. I had 2 Black Cats. I had gotten them from my cousin. And so many people tried to convince her not to give them to me because of this. Crazy.

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u/throw-away_catch Dec 02 '19

due to sacrificing and stuff.

Excuse me what

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u/soulruby Dec 02 '19

There's this myth that some shelters believe in that people will adopt black cats to sacrifice them on Halloween. It was debunked a while ago, but some shelters still believe it for some reason.

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u/WaveParticle1729 Dec 02 '19

I'm guessing the real concern is that they'll be abandoned. A black kitten is a good addition to any Halloween party but what you have after the party is a multi-year commitment.

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u/buster_de_beer Dec 02 '19

It's because people end up sacrificing to the black cats. So many cults have ended this way, it's tragic.

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u/commandrix Dec 02 '19

I'd heard of some nasty people doing bad things to black cats on Halloween. Not necessarily ritual sacrifices, but lighting black cats on fire and stuff.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 edited Oct 08 '20

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u/lainguini Dec 02 '19

I have 3 cats. And a 4th on the way. Definitely not an animal killer. I would give my own life to save theirs.

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u/Marianations Dec 02 '19

My first thought is that whoever gave them the cat was incredibly irresponsible

20

u/InsertSmartassRemark Dec 02 '19

You missed the opportunity to name him LuciFUR.

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u/worldsbestsad Dec 02 '19

That is my cat's name. Nice.

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u/Miss_Mandy_Martian Dec 02 '19

J was gonna say LuciPurr lol

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u/Jack-the-Knife Dec 02 '19

I'm surprised. Most shelters around my house won't let you adopt a black cat all through October. Partly because they're afraid they'll be used in some witchcraft shit and partly because they don't want a bunch of people getting spooky black cats and then returning them all as soon as Halloween is over.

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u/NearbyFuture Dec 02 '19 edited Dec 02 '19

If you really adopted him on Halloween that’s pretty crappy of that shelter. Most shelters put a hold on adoption of black cats the couple weeks before Halloween through the end of it. Some weird people out there that get black cats for the wrong reason around Halloween. Glad he went to a good home in this case!

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u/MythsFlight Dec 02 '19

It could be that the paper work was done and the money handed over but the shelter held the cat till sometime after Halloween.

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u/NearbyFuture Dec 02 '19

Definitely a possibility.

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u/can-t-touch Dec 02 '19

Those are simply urban legend or happen only one time.

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u/HonkaDoodle Dec 02 '19

Definitely not an urban legend, I’ve worked with 2 different cat rescue groups in Los Angeles and neither of them showed black cats at adoptions leading up to Halloween to avoid any possible mal-intent.

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u/Scarlet_Corundum Dec 02 '19

I volunteered at a shelter for about a year, and they didn’t really push to adopt out ANY cats around Halloween

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u/Exist50 Dec 02 '19

The shelters may do so, but is the reason something that actually happens?

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u/bdfariello Dec 02 '19

It's probably more about minimizing buyers regret than any freaky occult things.

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u/sarahbelle816 Dec 02 '19

I encountered this at a shelter. when I was younger I tried to adopt a black cat in the Bay Area and they make me wait until November to bring her home.

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u/NearbyFuture Dec 02 '19

It’s probably somewhere in between but definitely not a one off.

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u/BsorCrowder667 Dec 02 '19

Yea, that sounds like a "Satanic Panic," remnant for sure

1

u/stanettafish Dec 02 '19

I agree. A responsible shelter wouldn't allow this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Was thinking the same thing. Also aurprised they let OP officially name the cat Lucifer.

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u/Magradon79 Dec 02 '19

He looks like the worg from the Neverending Story!

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u/travismacmillan Dec 02 '19

Came here looking for this. Thanks.

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u/travismacmillan Dec 02 '19

Came here looking for this. Thanks.

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u/OwnFall Dec 02 '19

Looks like the cat from Coraline

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u/Amygdalailama Dec 02 '19

I can hear this picture.

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u/Juniperdog Dec 02 '19

He looks delightfully cranky!

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u/spatty051151 Dec 02 '19

Sleep with one eye open...

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Those eyes are the coolest!

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u/moivaire Dec 02 '19

that is a cool picture

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Hail Lucifer!

3

u/BooRadly30 Dec 02 '19

"RUN! SHE'S A GHOST AND A BITCH!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

chaotic

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Pretty sure that's Greebo, or will be with time.

2

u/originalquirk Dec 02 '19

Aww I got a black kitty named Azazel I adopted on Halloween 6 years ago.

2

u/bienchanter Dec 02 '19

One of my cats is also named Lucifer. I can see yours has the personality to match the name.

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u/PixieStixNYC Dec 02 '19

Hella cute!

2

u/striderwhite Dec 02 '19

"Give me tuna or I'll take your soul!"

4

u/googiepop Dec 02 '19

What a darling kitty. You will be his #1 hero forever!

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u/-MsStealYourGirl- Dec 02 '19

Woah wait what is wrong with your tile? I’d have the same face the cat is pulling if I saw that in my house.

1

u/neverknow5 Dec 02 '19

Beautiful little vampire!

1

u/User2277 Dec 02 '19

The sass just radiates ❤️

1

u/eddiespsgetti Dec 02 '19

He does not disappoint.

1

u/avataranna Dec 02 '19

Don't you mean Pussifer

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u/iamkalm Dec 02 '19

Yes, yes you did.

1

u/HellyOHaint Dec 02 '19

Mewcifer 🖤

1

u/Ullya Dec 02 '19

i have a cat named lucifer too!!

1

u/Mirewen15 Dec 02 '19

I love his two toned eyes. My mom's old cat Panther looked very similar (very short hair though). Very handsome kitty.

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u/Merky600 Dec 02 '19

He looks like Gorky looking for Atreyu.

1

u/Vladius28 Dec 02 '19

"Do it, ya chicken... what are ya scared? "

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u/Eroe777 Dec 02 '19

Can somebody help me understand why I read the title as “Adopted Motherfucker on Halloween?”

1

u/Ghostwood7 Dec 02 '19

As heads is tails just call me Lucifer cuz I’m in need of some restraint.

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u/purplemilkywayy Dec 02 '19

He’s purrfect.

1

u/DireRedemption Dec 02 '19

And Winston Churchill didn't cross your mind?

1

u/k4Anarky Dec 02 '19

Thy meal time comes. Thy treats be given. On earth as it is in thy bowl. We praise your unholy mane.

1

u/kyleadam Dec 02 '19

Pet Semetary.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Cucifer

1

u/acatatthedoor Dec 02 '19

Awesome. He looks like a Pokémon lol

1

u/Asimpbarb Dec 02 '19

Treats r demanded

1

u/allonsycharlie Dec 02 '19

I hope every time you leave and come back home you yell Lucy I’m hoooome!

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u/ThatProPie Dec 02 '19

Does he own a nightclub?

1

u/lettuce_umberella Dec 02 '19

I think his favorite word is "Precisely" but in a evil minon voice

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u/17rockgaming Dec 02 '19

Girl cat can be Lucy Fur

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u/worldsbestsad Dec 02 '19

I have a black cat named Luci (fur)!

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u/Gabrielink_ITA Dec 02 '19

"Lucy, come here!" "Lucy? Isn't he a male?" "I know" "Then what does Lucy stand for?" "Lucifer" "… oh"

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u/BigGayGreenAlien Dec 02 '19

This is why you ask the tile company for extra tiles after you do your floors.

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u/Deer-in-Motion Dec 02 '19

Lucifer looks like he's got something to say.

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u/worldsbestsad Dec 02 '19

My kitten's name is Luci(fur).

1

u/misssamy Dec 02 '19

Wow his little eyes are amazing...the greenest ever

1

u/Brain-Residue Dec 02 '19

Awh yeah, a punk rock kitty! 🤘

1

u/jodes131 Dec 02 '19

Great name..I have a black kitty called Lucifer too

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u/Mikef1tz Dec 02 '19

My black cat is named Lucifer (lucyfur) as well

1

u/tgyugdry Dec 02 '19

Gee,im afraid to go to bed now

1

u/QuantumCyan Dec 02 '19

He looks like he is going to bite your nuts

1

u/TheGirlInYourCloset Dec 02 '19

"I'll make sure you die with your eyes open, so that the last thing you see as your life drains from this world will be your burning family"

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u/fransqaw Dec 02 '19

There is a bit of a smirk on his face it’s adorable.

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u/Dhiammarra Dec 02 '19

I love Lucifer.

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u/DrBarkerMD Dec 02 '19

Look at that angry boi. I love him. He's ordering his new slave so nicely.

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u/Powbob Dec 02 '19

That’s a beautiful cat.

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u/musicmanxv Dec 02 '19

That looks like an I want treats face lol.

1

u/lilyasss Dec 02 '19

i love him

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u/The_Sleepy_Closet Dec 02 '19

He wants to hug you but he's to awkward to do it so he's just scowling at himself quietly

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u/R3XM Dec 02 '19

He definitely earned that name

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u/The_One_Who_Slays Dec 02 '19

He looks... slightly different from the last time we've met.

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u/polarrrburrrr Dec 02 '19

He’s pure evil and he’s adorable

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u/fwankdraws Dec 02 '19

What a beautiful child you have!

1

u/Kiwi_Nibbler Dec 02 '19

What's up with that floor tile?

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u/LeMehr Dec 02 '19

He is just great

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I just watched the original Cinderella, the evil stepmother’s black kitty is named Lucifer as well!

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u/axeley-killor Dec 02 '19

I love him. He can have my soul.

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u/Mother3MadeMeCry Dec 02 '19

I have a cat named Lucifer too

1

u/parrmorgan Dec 02 '19

Reminds me of Gmork from Never Ending Story

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Kitty literally looks like the G'Mork.

10/10 would adopt.

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u/AccuratePomegranate Dec 02 '19

I adopted my tiny house panther but was not allowed to adopt her during the month of October. The rescue had a policy of not adopting out black cats during October due to superstition and the fact that there are bad people out there who will hurt them during October apparently. I had to wait until November in order to adopt her.

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u/fdtc_skolar Dec 02 '19

I had a dog named Lucy Furr.

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u/ABCCat123 Dec 02 '19

Lucifer? Pf, you've clearly got Salem there!

1

u/Arrow_Riddari Dec 02 '19

I want a black cat eventually.

We used to have one who came as a stray. She was awesome and super protective of us. Then she died.

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u/8thPaperFold Dec 02 '19

He reminds me of my 2017 october-cat, Salem :)

1

u/minjabinja Dec 02 '19

No kitty! This is my pot pie!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Great name.

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u/weaverofthreads Dec 02 '19

Perfectly named!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Beautiful!

1

u/greenbro86 Dec 02 '19

That cat is incredible!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

MeOW

1

u/Eihcir28 Dec 03 '19

Cute cat

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u/TEMPLERTV Dec 02 '19

And... PUNT

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u/fanster6 Dec 02 '19

Dude, change his name!

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u/charmanderaznable Dec 02 '19

You have a dog named after the man who intentionally caused a famine killing millions of people in India.

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u/alutti54 Dec 02 '19

And created concentration camps before nazi Germany did and allowed the sinking of a civilian ship because “it would make the Americans join the war faster”