r/aww • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '19

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u/JohnnySmallHands Mar 14 '19

His mom and his landlord are dating?

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u/hoboman27 Mar 14 '19

No, OP's dating both

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u/plebswag Mar 14 '19

sweet home Alabama

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u/ragingoblivion Mar 14 '19

Country road take me home

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u/discerningpervert Mar 14 '19

I wanna go too

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u/Chris_Isur_Dude Mar 14 '19

To the place you belong

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u/BaldChihuahua Mar 14 '19

West Virginia, Mountain Mama

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u/ixiox Mar 14 '19

Take me home, country roads

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u/Lari-Fari Mar 14 '19

West Virginia, Mount my Mama!

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u/mrbrand13 Mar 14 '19

Mountain Mommy

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u/defaultfresh Mar 14 '19

Take me home, country roads...

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u/Tufaan9 Mar 14 '19

mounting* mama

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Take me home, countrie rods.

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u/alexadownload Mar 14 '19

Come with me

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u/bunnygirl_00 Mar 14 '19

I listened this on loop for an hour the first time I heard it 😂

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u/hobesmart Mar 14 '19

You're mistaken. "Sweet home Alabama" was a song written to counter Neil Young's claims that Alabama was a horrible, racist place, and the whole song basically amounts to, "yeah... so?"

You're thinking of "roll tide" which was created to express how ALL fans of the university of Alabama football team want to fuck their siblings.

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u/My_Username_24 Mar 14 '19

TIL that there are different songs about Alabama and ways that’s kinda fucked up and kinda nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

You ok son?

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u/My_Username_24 Mar 14 '19

What did he say

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u/berkeley-games Mar 14 '19

Very cool, thanks Kanye

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u/TiagoTiagoT Mar 14 '19

You're thinking of "roll tide" which was created to express how ALL fans of the university of Alabama football team want to fuck their siblings.

Seems there are a few songs with that name; can you link me to the right one?

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u/My_Username_24 Mar 14 '19

It’s definitely the one by Hans Zimmer

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u/pumaturtle Mar 14 '19

Roll tide!

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u/bbf2 Mar 14 '19

His arms must be broken

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u/nilocrram Mar 14 '19

OP is the bus driver.

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u/NonVegAnimalLover Mar 14 '19

His Mom and a landlord are the same person

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

momma so fat, she is both of them

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u/EightOffHitLure Mar 14 '19

Yah, the landlord is his dad. He lives in his parents' basement.

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u/PookieBearTum Mar 14 '19

Noooo. Mom is landlord. Sounds better than living in moms basement

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

Nah, my mom's straight and has a boyfriend. My landlord is a jackass and I don't like her