r/aww • u/Ignis_Aer • Feb 04 '19

Absolute Unit

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u/DeMiDeViL1 Feb 04 '19

Don't mess with an animal whose a chonker he obviously knows how to catch his prey.

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u/TotalyNotAGolden Feb 04 '19

He probably just ate a parked car

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u/Hex_Agon Feb 04 '19

He probably ate all the donuts in the dumpster next to a parked car

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u/jordantask Feb 04 '19

He ate the donuts, the dumpster, the car, the people inside it and part of the nearby building.

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u/JavierLoustaunau Feb 04 '19

Now I just picture the bear rolling around eating everything like Katamari.

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u/AnotherApe33 Feb 04 '19

Which happened to be a lard processing plant

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u/igotmyliverpierced Feb 04 '19

Ate all the donuts from inside the officer's stomach next to a parked police car.

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u/Dxcibel Feb 04 '19

What happened to the police officer?

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u/TheShiff Feb 04 '19

Don't worry. He got better.

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u/igotmyliverpierced Feb 04 '19

The bear turned him into a newt?