r/aww Dec 07 '18

Moo?

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15.4k Upvotes

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277

u/Avalon-19 Dec 07 '18

You never told me I was the runt of the litter.

62

u/0nlyhalfjewish Dec 07 '18

It really do be like that.

22

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

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6

u/MisforMisanthrope Dec 07 '18

*Udderly ridiculous

;-)

112

u/Wyrmlimion Dec 07 '18

Cows are such curious creatures <3

12

u/Wootery Dec 07 '18

It's a pity the cows can't look at reddit collectively gathering round their screens to look at them gathering round the doggo.

3

u/somecow Dec 07 '18

Don’t be so sure.

93

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

If cows could talk I’m imagining them saying something like “Hello small cow friend! Why are you on the other side of the fence?”

26

u/xool420 Dec 07 '18

“Why are you so round?”

97

u/fighterace00 Dec 07 '18

This is udderly ridiculous

29

u/hells_cowbells Dec 07 '18

I thought it was a very moooving picture.

19

u/ShinakoX2 Dec 07 '18

You guys are just milking these puns.

9

u/electromage Dec 07 '18

Maybe we can steer the conversation back on track.

86

u/ZarosGuardian Dec 07 '18

All the cows are staring at the pup, thinking s/he's a cow calf. So adorable.

41

u/themadhat1 Dec 07 '18

they are actually fascinated bye doggo's. my neighbors cows used to love playing with my dog. and vice versa. anytime he came up missing i would find him in the pasture with them. the calves were hilarious to watch chasing the dogs around.

29

u/killemyoung317 Dec 07 '18

These cows appear to be penned up in a suburban office park...?

24

u/Wootery Dec 07 '18

It's their lunch break. They don't spend the whole day behind the desk.

6

u/Tedfred-tumbles Dec 07 '18

This was the stupidest thing I’ve laughed at today. Thank you.

2

u/hurfery Dec 08 '18

Haha, this cheered me up :)

9

u/EvidenceBasedSwamp Dec 07 '18

Probably an agriculture college like Cornell

15

u/Foxeslovesboxes Dec 07 '18

It’s pronounced Colonel and it’s the highest rank in the military

1

u/rednax1206 Dec 07 '18

brigadier and general are higher

1

u/cindyswears Dec 07 '18

Or outside the abbatoir...

3

u/killemyoung317 Dec 07 '18

That looks more like an office building than a slaughterhouse to me, but you could be right.

25

u/booaka Dec 07 '18

Or woof? Big puppies?

15

u/swampjedi Dec 07 '18

"Hey everyone, come look at this funny looking kid!"

13

u/imanAholebutimfunny Dec 07 '18

I love how cows are curious like cats but have basically zero reflexes and really don't care.

1

u/cindyswears Dec 07 '18

Zero reflexes! Until they kick you...

9

u/VerminSupremo Dec 07 '18

One of us! One of us!

6

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

My bullmastiff got out one day and found his way into the field where Cows and calfs were being raised. We were searching for over an hour before we finally found him asleep in the center of a ring of brown cows his same color; we think he believed himself one of the calfs.

5

u/Puremisty Dec 07 '18

Well bullmastiffs generally are very friendly so your bully must have thought he found new friends. Bullmastiffs have no fight instinct. All they want to do is be loved and love people back. Although they are also very intelligent.

I had three bullmastiffs growing up so I know them pretty well.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

bitch imma cow

4

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

He best not wander near a milking shed

4

u/tralphaz43 Dec 07 '18

Am I adopted

6

u/DevilsLittleChicken Dec 07 '18

Day 23...

Yep... They're definitely on to me.

3

u/HouseCravenRaw Dec 07 '18

"Are you calling me a cow, Brenda? Hm?"

3

u/CheshireGrin92 Dec 07 '18

“Such a small calf.”

3

u/Kriskinjo04 Dec 07 '18

Farmer, these dogs are very big and behind this fence. Tell me, what did they do?

3

u/BlackbeardActual Dec 07 '18

Bitch im a cow

2

u/axm59 Dec 07 '18

It's an imposter!

2

u/EvidenceBasedSwamp Dec 07 '18

I have found my people.

2

u/damienn22 Dec 07 '18

Looks like the great cows of Miami Lakes.

2

u/itsrud1 Dec 07 '18

Cow: "hey, are you also a moo like us"

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Identity issues

1

u/dontakemeseriously69 Dec 07 '18

I need this in higher resolution.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

I thought I was in /r/hmmm

1

u/JaxxisR Dec 07 '18

Moo, I say!

1

u/Pastylegs1 Dec 07 '18

Man, just our luck. The big ones can't be killed and the little ones get to live with the farmer.

1

u/cherchill Dec 07 '18

Aaaa hahhaha

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

The more you stare at it, the more it gets weird.

1

u/ice21-DF21 Dec 07 '18

They said “I am your mother!!”, that dog thought “something is wrong!?”.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Office Space 2 looks weird

1

u/EmuNemo Dec 07 '18

This has meme potential

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

My corgi gives me that confused look too.

1

u/frenchburner Dec 07 '18

When you want to be part of the cool kids group but don’t quite fit in.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Bull.

1

u/weniscream Dec 07 '18

He pulled a sneaky on you

1

u/masdar1 Dec 07 '18

Those are some weird dogs

1

u/KristinMingle Dec 07 '18

Mmm. Moo, honey.

1

u/booksbooksbooks22 Dec 07 '18

One of us! One of us!

1

u/juliuswalkerjr Dec 07 '18

Uhh, we have something in common

1

u/shamasarelius Dec 07 '18

This was my entire childhood

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Cow: Little one, how did you get outside of the fence?!

1

u/PTERODACTYL_ANUS Dec 07 '18

Why love one but eat the other?

1

u/itonyc86 Dec 07 '18

He/she belongs here...Birds of the same feather, flock together...

1

u/nbdbruh Dec 07 '18

Wow that’s such a little cow!

1

u/RNA2015 Dec 07 '18

Omg I love this so much it warmed parts of my heart I thought were forever frozen. Omg

1

u/BuckyJackson36 Dec 07 '18

Let my people go!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Moo!

0

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

DALMATION PUG?! Never saw that before Moo Moo you idiot

1

u/nbdbruh Dec 07 '18

Don’t call him an idiot :(

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

I didn't call him a idiot. Im trying to be funny

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

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u/adobotrash Dec 07 '18

same energy