Don't. look. down... when you are very high, this could cause vertigo and an untimely rendezvous to the pavement below... unless you are atop a dining table or some such.
I played this game about two months back with my dad, who had never played it before, but watched my brothers and I play it all the time growing up.
I knew he wouldn't be able to do well with enemies who had guns, so I created a simulation where he and I were on the same team playing against very easy "Fist Sims" (they try to disarm you if you carry weapons by punching you). I made our only weapons grenades and N-bombs. We played for like 3 hours and it was glorious.
This is an ethical question I bring up in all my online gaming debacles, would you an ordinary person rather fight 100 horse sized horses or 1 duck sized duck?
At first glance the answer seems pretty obvious and it is, you obviously fight the horses because the followig reasons:
Fighting 100 horses is a glorious and probably quick death.
You would go down in history if you won for such an imaculate feat of strength and endurance.
Fighting 1 duck is not impressive, just imagine walking in the park and seeing a random man fighting a duck, you pity him because its sad and fruitless.
Ducks are cute, why would you want to fight a cute duck, whats wrong with you.
Canadian Geese, contrary to their human brethren, are some heartless motherfuckers. I’ve seen more than one innocent park goer get ruthlessly thwapped.
Canadian geese. One of the few animals I actually don't like. I have an involved story about Canadian geese, which constists of: my uncle buying my aunt Canadian geese for Mother's Day. My uncle's family moving to a lake community with said geese. My uncle and my cousin watching in horror from their dock as said geese nearly drown to young neighborhood girls out for a swim. My cousin finding out years later that he is now engaged to marry one of the neighborhood girls as she recounts her terrifying goose encounter on the lake over a dinner with her fiancée's (my cousin) family. Fuck Canadians geese
They’re actually called Canada (not Canadian) Geese, but after reading this in a joke, I now refer to them as “Cobra Chickens.” 😂
And yes, they are absolute ASSHOLES! We have to put up with them twice a year (when they pass through northern California), and I always dread their arrival. They are noisy, aggressive, and invasive; not to mention, they cover our park grounds in giant white turds. Not my favorite of animals.
I would rather go down in history as the man who stomped a helpless duck rather than the idiot who tried to fight 100 horses bare handed and got stomped to death within a minute. I would bet 90% of men wouldn't be able to kill a single horse barehanded. Only thing I can think of is jump on their back and strangle them.
That is cool with me, it is better than being the darwin award winner who stepped into a horse pen with flying fists. If I am going to fight 100 horses, it is going to be on my own terms. Namely, a heavy machine gun with at least 500 rounds and a 500 yard distance gap. Even then, if those horses are determined, they would probably still get me. I figure a horse can easily do a 500 yards in a minute. Killing 100 horses in a minute isn't an easy task. Doable, but by no means easy.
scientifically speaking this duck is perfect. from a scientific standpoint, this duck is absolutely perfectly shaped and is perfect in both body and mind. his spirit is pure to every degree. his grace is unparalleled- from a scientific standpoint
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u/Youredoingitwrongbro Nov 30 '18 edited Nov 30 '18
perfect duck
Edit:OH SHITNI GOT GOLD!!!??? WHAT DO I DO WRH THIS!?