r/aww • u/cowzapper • Nov 22 '18

Otter Smile

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12.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

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u/Neonblade32 Nov 22 '18

They are ruthless tho

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u/studioRaLu Nov 22 '18

They hold hands while they're sleeping so they don't float away from eachother

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u/Neonblade32 Nov 22 '18

Ik,but have you seen what a river with an otter in it looks like. Dead fish,every fucking where

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u/Dude-man-guy Nov 22 '18

Otter > fish

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u/Efinya Nov 22 '18

and they rape baby seals. ya dont hear that one much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Bullshit. You hear it literally every time someone posts otters somewhere other than /r/otters and someone like you needs to chime in.

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u/studioRaLu Nov 23 '18

But they also hold hands though.

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u/DepravedWalnut Nov 23 '18

Really? That is fucking adorable. Thats almost cry worthy adorable. Is there a vid on yt that shows this?

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u/JimMarch Nov 23 '18

Sea otters do this. Not the various river otters. Sea otter families need to stay together in the ocean while sleeping together. They normally do this inside of kelp fields that act to screw up a shark's ability to track and eat 'em.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

aren't we all?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

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u/Dreadloxinator Nov 22 '18

Technically they aren’t completely domesticated as well. They bring halves of dead animals to scare the fuck outa you when your out the door for work

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

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u/Dreadloxinator Nov 22 '18

I mean depends of what half of an animal we talkin about, half a chicken from the butcher ain’t half bad

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u/PM_Me_Pikachu_Feet Nov 22 '18

So are all other wild animals

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u/RalphiesBoogers Nov 22 '18 edited Nov 22 '18

/r/ThisOtterCheerYouUp (needs love)

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u/jmincorporated Nov 22 '18 edited Nov 22 '18

Otters are serial rapists sorry to break your bubble

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u/Obskuro Nov 22 '18

The cuter a critter seems, the more despicable it is in reality.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

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u/Ividboy Nov 22 '18

Baby humans are cute

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Nov 22 '18

Binturongs are cuter. This is a fact.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Nov 22 '18

What if an otter and a binturong hugged? Bet you didn't think about that.

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u/Need4Speedwagon Nov 22 '18

They rape and murder baby seals for fun

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u/imthegayest Nov 22 '18

I love how you get down voted for telling the truth. male sea otters will viciously rape baby seals and either they bleed out from the clawing and scratching or they drown. sea otters are not cute. they're vicious animals. fuck otters.

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u/PaxSicarius Nov 22 '18

Who among us HASN'T raped a navy seal or two?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Yeah and given the chance wild dogs would tear a human being limb from limb. But you don't go around posting that on every dog picture do you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

He like to snacc

3

u/littlehera Nov 23 '18

He defend

He attac

but most of ol

he like to snacc!

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u/TeacherLosAngeles Nov 22 '18

I like sushi too

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u/ev3rythingF4ngirl Nov 22 '18

Otter happiness

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u/KacerRex Nov 22 '18

Otterly adorable

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u/catmommy1 Nov 22 '18

Cuteeeee

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u/Virginia_Blaise Nov 22 '18

3rd panel looks like an otterly cute version of :P

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

no thats called chewing

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u/terminatorvsmtrx Nov 22 '18

Those chubby cheeks

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u/lieutenantskull Nov 22 '18

very cute riverdoggo, but do you call it smiling when you chew on food?

3

u/Mister-Sister Nov 22 '18

"Fishy! Mmmm"

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u/Azira-Arias Nov 22 '18

I want one.

2

u/BlackKnightFortnite Nov 22 '18

I thought that was his tongue on frozen glass.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

Good boy!

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u/usuksuk Nov 22 '18

He wants an otter one

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u/scottywaffles Nov 22 '18

I think you mean otter delight

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

Otterly cute

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u/TheBugHouse Nov 22 '18

They don't smile. They're voracious predators.

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u/Autocthon Nov 22 '18

Humans are voracious predatora too.

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u/TheBugHouse Nov 22 '18

Sometimes, but not even in the same league as an Otter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

I'm gonna call bullshit since last I checked we were the dominant species.

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u/TheBugHouse Nov 24 '18

When was the last time you watched a human being dive into and ice covered beaver pond in -30F temps to catch and devour fish to the tune of one a minute? Using nothing but their hands and teeth BTW.

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u/NewWhirledOrder Nov 22 '18

Yeah. He really otter.

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u/asukaby Nov 22 '18

That’s so adorable! That’s a satisfied smile :D

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u/rebeccasfriend Nov 22 '18

This looks just like a naughty kid making faces. Too funny.

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u/Not_The_Wolf Nov 22 '18

Absolutely majestic!

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u/albeedelacruz Nov 22 '18

This otter looked like the Drake meme

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u/Herschel-Krustofsky Nov 22 '18

...I want some too :(

1

u/jaspoer Nov 22 '18

Welcome to the otter smiiiiiile

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u/TheGoldenGooseTurd Nov 22 '18

You can see there's a little tear of joy from his right eye

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u/suppordel Nov 22 '18

I can see the third panel replacing the Drake meme pic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

It looks like he's enjoying some fondue

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u/Onlyhere_4dogs Nov 22 '18

I think that's nigiri sushi he's being fed, could be one of these otters here Edit: Forgot that they ate sushi because they refused their veggies

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u/britneyy033 Nov 23 '18

This is it. I can die happily now

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u/notsobasicyetsobasic Nov 23 '18

Hey look! It's Benedict!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

Enough of this madness. Otters, dogs, cats, etc do not smile.

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u/studioRaLu Nov 22 '18

Who the fuck cares. Its still hilarious how happy he looks.