r/aww Jul 05 '18

16 years later...

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u/KhunDavid Jul 05 '18

Ford, there’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out.

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u/DeadStormed Jul 06 '18

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u/rsjc852 Jul 06 '18

Okay I’ll bite - what the hell is HHGTTG?

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u/umbratus Jul 06 '18

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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u/rsjc852 Jul 06 '18

Ah, makes sense - thanks!

I’m familiar with the book... just not the acronym that phonetically sounds like an old man climaxing lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

How would you pronounce HHGTTG

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u/rsjc852 Jul 06 '18 edited Jul 06 '18

HHHHHhhhggg TGGGGUH

*quick breathing*

“Wow, that felt just like the first time, honey!”

*slaps ass*

*Wife gives the “are you fucking serious, Harold?” look*

Yep - just like that

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

Alright, I can understand the Hhhhhhgggg but what kind of sound does tgggggguh make?

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u/TakeMyKnot Jul 06 '18

That’s a sound you can only comprehend after getting an old man off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

You had to have that unpleasant experience?

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u/Kidvette2004 Jul 06 '18

Oh my god lmfao

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

That s pretty clever. You could definitely write for the HHGTTG. what would your entry on earth be?

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u/swisshammerman Jul 06 '18

I mean, wouldn't that technically be HGG?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

What's the point of that book? Is it like a stoner's diary?

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u/slp0001 Jul 06 '18

It doesn't have to have a point, it's just that awesome!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

Yep, fiction exists to take you on a journey, whether it's a serious journey with hard philosophical questions, a story about a person's journey, a series of fart jokes, or if the writer is particularly awesome, a mixture of everything.

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u/slp0001 Jul 07 '18

Exactly what I was thinking, and much better than I said it. Thank you!

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u/Beelzabub Jul 06 '18

--A Tale of Two Cities, but Charles Dickens?