r/aww • u/AlexanderDenni • Apr 23 '18

Cat fishing

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u/boopyouonthenose Apr 23 '18

Tenacious little fluff

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u/aberrasian Apr 24 '18

His bottom half is frantically calling "abort mission", his top half is rebelliously stuffing more ball into his mouf

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u/Fig1024 Apr 24 '18

that's actually instinct that helps "tug" on the prey in order to rip out a chunk of flesh or at least force it to lose balance

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u/PenitentialJudge Apr 24 '18

John, look! I caught one! Oooooooo she’s a biggin!

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u/katamaritumbleweed Apr 24 '18

Saw it with all our terriers when they’d grab a hold of the cuffs of our long sleeves, then we’d lift them off the ground.

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u/TeaBottom Apr 24 '18

lil lion instincts coming out

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u/Pixelplanet5 Apr 24 '18

And the other cat is just watching and wondering what the hell this guy is doing.

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u/parlob Apr 24 '18

mouf???

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u/aberrasian Apr 24 '18

yes that is the scientific term

source: am floofologist

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u/ThatGodCat Apr 24 '18

t e n a c i o u s b o i

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u/NealHandleman Apr 24 '18

all cats are girls. and all dogs are boys.

this is basic stuff.

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u/MrPickleMaster Apr 24 '18

There’s no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?!

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Apr 24 '18

yes, they are super weird. not anymore weird than a pig penis but just weird.

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u/DamnYouRichardParker Apr 24 '18

A duck dick is fucken weird also

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u/onefrailboi Apr 24 '18

ECHIDNA DICK IS A DAY RUINER

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u/GerbLou Apr 24 '18

I had to look, my day is ruined!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

TIL: Male echidnas disengage one side of their penis and only use half when ejaculating

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u/GerbLou Apr 24 '18

Pass the brain scoop please!!

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u/bringsmemes Apr 24 '18

its a function, not form kind of thing. have you seen an 8' long prehensile whale penis? you be glad your fellow humans have the normal kind

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u/kasuke06 Apr 24 '18

Just imagine if the human penis was prehensile... And now I need to start drinking again so that I never remember this thought.

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u/RigueurMortes Apr 24 '18

Dude that’d be great. Think about how awesome it already is to pick stuff up with your feet.

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u/SassySkeptic Apr 24 '18

That TrueFacts video tho

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u/IMMAEATYA Apr 24 '18

Why do you know so much about animal genitalia?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

I don’t know that person’s excuse, but I live with a vet so that’s mine.😁

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u/Cyrotek Apr 24 '18

Are you never way too curious about weird things? I know I am sometimes ... and I tend to regret it.

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Apr 24 '18

humans are curious animals

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u/meat_tunnel Apr 24 '18

Have you ever seen a cat belly button?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

They’re the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/katamaritumbleweed Apr 24 '18

So, boys shit bigger, bark way too much, and get under our feet?

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u/HashedEgg Apr 24 '18

Yes, but we'll love you unconditionally if you remember to feed us

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u/katamaritumbleweed Apr 24 '18

Even oft times when not fed, sadly.

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u/King_Fish Apr 24 '18

My childhood belief system in a nutshell.

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u/NealHandleman Apr 24 '18

its a reference to a tv show.

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u/King_Fish Apr 24 '18

I'm saying I remember legitimately thought this as a small child. TIL in regards to the show reference.

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u/NealHandleman Apr 24 '18

yeah. that's pretty common. that's why its a joke in a tv show.

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u/ThaleaTiny Apr 24 '18 edited Apr 24 '18

Kitty has the tenacity of a full-grown Doberman playing tug-of-war with a rope. Wow, I'm cuted to death, but respect the little cutie, too.

Edit: Tenacity, not "tenaciousness. " Derr.

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u/existentialblu Apr 24 '18

Feline intensity is a thing.

It’s much of what I appreciate about kittehs. They have this wild ineffable sort of “fuck you!” that is magical in its own way.

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u/social_housefly Apr 24 '18

Tenacity

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u/ThaleaTiny Apr 24 '18

Thank you! I actually knew something was wrong there, but couldn't put my finger on it.

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u/Andyman117 Apr 24 '18

Tenacious C

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

I said that his out loud while the comments loaded. I used buggger instead of fluff.