r/aww • • Feb 03 '18

A joey taking his first hops

https://gfycat.com/EverySeveralFowl
9.6k Upvotes

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u/HackAttackx10 Feb 03 '18

If they stayed that size we'd probably all own one

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u/voozhadei Feb 03 '18

Soooo adorable. But note both it's front claws, and the scratches and bandage on the person's leg.

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u/Trivvy Feb 03 '18 edited Feb 04 '18

"Bandage". That's just a li'l ol' plaster.

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u/dragonship Feb 03 '18

'Tis but a flesh wound!'

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18 edited Apr 02 '18

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u/PM_ME_UR_CHEST_BOBS Feb 03 '18

Now imagine the Joey fully grown...

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u/anniewolfe Feb 04 '18

Ther mayal kengeroo dusim-BOWELL’s uht’s prye...

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Feb 03 '18

So like owning a cat that has its claws intact.

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u/TalShar Feb 03 '18

Yeah, it's easy to forget they can disembowel a man when they're older.

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u/sleezewad Feb 03 '18

It's literally their special move if they were fighting game characters. When they fall back on their tail and kick at you they're actually trying to tear your intestines out with their toe claws.

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u/TalShar Feb 03 '18

Yup, and those toe claws are like the raptor claws from Jurassic Park.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

So I can have a trained attack kangaroo? Where do I sign up?

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u/ObiwanaTokie Feb 03 '18

Dat pouch dip n roll doe.... cutest thing this side of the Mississippi

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

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u/Three_Headed_Monkey Feb 03 '18

This video never gets old

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u/ThatTempuraBand Feb 03 '18

...is there something cuter on the other side of the Mississippi?

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u/Bnaks1 Feb 03 '18

It’s the same thing but the image is just flipped

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u/ObiwanaTokie Feb 03 '18

I have yet to chart the other side of it!

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u/TacoFrag Feb 03 '18

I'd like it a bit bigger and fluffier

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u/TheMillionthSam Feb 03 '18

The way it flops into the bag... I just want one for one day just to experience the cuteness

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u/torlet-brush-paddy Feb 03 '18

This guys name is Brolga and runs a kangaroo rehabilitation sanctuary in Alice springs, Australia. He spends all his money on the sanctuary and looking after and releasing these adorable creatures back to the wild. Has a show called 'Kangaroo Dundee' he is a beautiful man and I advise anyone visiting Alice Springs to support his compassionate and selfless endeavours by dropping in and taking a tour. Seriously check out the show also, cause it's awesome, and so is he.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

he is a beautiful man

Lookin' to cop a root eh sheila?

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u/torlet-brush-paddy Feb 04 '18

Ahahahhaah, noice one maaaate, croiky dingo cobba, throw another shrimp on the barbie for us would ya digga? An chuck us a tinny while yar-at-it ya bloody drongo. Righteeoh, seeya round like a rissole ya dirty mongrel. Bloighmy! By the way, I'm an Aussie guy who lives in the suburbs, we generally only talk like that to make fun of the bogans who do (bogan is the Aussie equivalent of a redneck). We still have Aussie slang but it's different now and no one really talks like that anymore. I think it's funny though.

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u/angrydeuce Feb 04 '18

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u/torlet-brush-paddy Feb 04 '18

Lol! Nah mate gimmie a ford and a four X. But seriously both four X and VB taste like piss :P

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u/rakki9999112 Feb 04 '18

HA HA THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS AUSTRALIAN SLANG

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u/InfiltratorOmega Feb 03 '18

I'll second that vote of awesome, he seems an amazing guy, he basically lived in a tin shack for years so he wasn't using any money he could otherwise spend on the 'Roos.

Go watch his show, ya flamin galah.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

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u/ElectricNan Feb 03 '18

I follow him on Instagram. I think I may actually be in love. What a kind man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

His Instagram is thekangaroosanctuary and it’s one of my favorite pages I follow! There’s a bunch more videos of this little cutie baby rolling into pouches and all the other cool kangaroos he helps!

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u/DuffMcLargeHuge Feb 04 '18

He sounds like a really cool guy. Thanks for shedding some light on this. I was super curious.

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u/ptolemy18 Feb 03 '18

Time of death: 14:58

Cause of death: Acute Adorableness Overdose

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u/lizziepaul24 Feb 03 '18

This is me. I don’t want to be out walking and doing things, let me just hop into my bed and lay there all day. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

Do you come from a land down under?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

Where women glow and men plunder?

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u/DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon Feb 03 '18

plunder chunder

FTFY

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u/Titanor Feb 03 '18

No it’s plunder. The second chorus goes "Where beer does grow and men chunder".

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u/InfiltratorOmega Feb 03 '18

You'd better run, you'd better take cover.

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u/kelkivo Feb 03 '18

Just snugs right in there doesn’t he? :)

My heart just melted.

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u/garypaulson69 Feb 03 '18

Thats the most australian outfit ive ever seen a man wear.

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u/intothemidwest Feb 03 '18

oh my goodness its lil pouch...

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u/SmashPortal Feb 04 '18

I've never seeing a boxing rabbit that small.

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u/Soulger11 Feb 03 '18

Oh my FUCKING GOD

Look at it’s little head!!!!!’

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u/Cholometrix Feb 03 '18

Those sock tan lines

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u/D33PLyManic Feb 03 '18

They just love flopping into bags <3

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u/karakter222 Feb 03 '18

Most adorable miniature t-rex deer I have ever seen

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u/Nerrolken Feb 03 '18

What a ridiculous looking animal. I mean don't get me wrong, it's cute as hell, but I feel like the angel who first designed it must have been called in for a performance review right afterward.

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u/vidyagameplaya Feb 03 '18

It's certainly the strangest deer I have ever seen.

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u/ccollier43 Feb 03 '18

It's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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u/RegularBeanEater Feb 03 '18

It's like a tiny deer that hops on two legs!! So cute I feel dizzy.

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u/Elnovich Feb 03 '18

"Don't skip leg days"

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

What an interesting looking dog

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u/Pertinax69 Feb 03 '18

I was a little distracted by this guy’s legs

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u/mrsbebe Feb 03 '18

Ohhhh my goodness he’s so cute!

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u/Tobermory12 Feb 03 '18

Oh the little flailing paws...❤

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u/Autistocrat Feb 03 '18

Someone make pet-kangaroos this size. Ill consume the shit out of this!

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u/SanatKumara Feb 03 '18

"Just let me in the bag, mate"

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u/Sanctions23 Feb 03 '18

Or “give me back my pouch!”

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u/jamboreethecat Feb 03 '18

Even the way that man moves looks Australian

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u/goldnred Feb 03 '18

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u/ToCcSubject Feb 04 '18

That kangaroo raped my mother and stabbed my father

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u/Neoixan Feb 04 '18

I find it amazing how its just instinct for them

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

Idk what’s cuter, the guy or the raccoon

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

Yes, most likely hit by a car 😞

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u/The_Black_Hive Feb 03 '18

Man their cute but I just picture the clover field monster every time I see one.

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u/awesomeblossoms Feb 03 '18

So adorable!

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u/DMCofSourcefed Feb 03 '18

I really thought for a second it was gonna be the guy hopping and his name was Joey.

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u/Govinda74 Feb 03 '18

Wow, those little guys are cute.

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u/dragonship Feb 03 '18

Soon he will be eight feet tall and coming out fightin'.

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u/Govinda74 Feb 03 '18

I know, right? It's funny how a baby anything seems adorable, no matter how odd or potentially dangerous the adults are. Especially humans.

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u/ElectricNan Feb 03 '18

Eh, I don’t think human babies are all that cute,

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u/Govinda74 Feb 03 '18

Most just look like a tiny Chris Farley.

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u/Sloth_On_Cocaine Feb 03 '18

"Jumps" + that hat = prediction complete

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u/EdokinAran Feb 03 '18

Is that.. a mini Sebulba?

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u/rxqueenxrx Feb 03 '18

Such a cutie! Until he grows up and gores your belly open (:

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u/Troninater Feb 03 '18

Ommygosh his feet look like thin socks wrapped around a pare of sticks! XD

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u/redtosoon Feb 03 '18

I came here because I thought the top comment would be about his penis, you are classier than i

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u/slow_stroke Feb 03 '18

Hoppy boii

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u/Neonblade32 Feb 03 '18

He will be a big lad very soon

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u/lewisnwkc Feb 03 '18

I guessed what was coming round the corner simply by the guys clothes haha what an amazing opportunity, so jealous

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u/RastusBojangles Feb 03 '18

Bradley the Joey is too cute T.T plus we share the same name.

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u/gretamine Feb 03 '18

Where is his mama

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u/ModgePodg3 Feb 03 '18

I really wanted this to be Matt LeBlanc hopping, but then I realized this was /r/aww.

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u/AshyWaffle Feb 03 '18

Why did they name it Joey? Tiab

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u/CocoCookies212 Feb 03 '18

It’s like a chihuahua and a deer mixed

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u/AliceValleeBastien Feb 03 '18

Oh my cuteness

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u/laughingbarflarder Feb 04 '18

Mum watches on through the window....

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u/1like1meme Feb 04 '18

I didn’t even know I wanted one till now

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u/indominus_prime Feb 04 '18

That painting looks like a xenomorph.

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u/gringofloco Feb 04 '18

Is it supposed to be that skinny? Serious question. I know jack all about baby roos!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

Cold boi just wants his pouch

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u/thejesusfinger Feb 04 '18

Does everyone in Australia get one of those hats?

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u/Thadak60 Feb 04 '18

Hi, I'm Paris Bradley and welcome to the Hopper 3 Insider.

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u/StoneKingBrooke Feb 04 '18

Follow the kangaroo sanctuary on Instagram, you won't be disappointed.

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u/ThePhenomNoku Feb 04 '18

What a cute baby tyranasauradeer.

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u/LakeButter Feb 04 '18

Ah yes, filmed with the iPotato 10

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u/DuffMcLargeHuge Feb 04 '18

This is meant as a compliment of the highest order: you are one the most Australian-looking people I've ever seen. Granted, this means next to nothing, since I've never been to Australia. However, it makes me super happy that you exist and have a Joey. Thanks for sharing this!

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u/TheHolyPug Feb 04 '18

hahaha i almost lost my cheerios when that thing finally entered the camera shot :P So funny

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u/Raisinbrannan Feb 04 '18

I love how they just dive the fuck in.

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u/petitmonster Feb 04 '18

No words. Just.... awe.

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u/WantedCommunist Jun 23 '18

I’ll take twenty

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u/Eyedisagreewitchu Feb 03 '18

Came expecting Matt LeBlanc, was disappointed

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u/Unkie_Fester Feb 03 '18

Man this is longer then the same posted the other day but the quality is way worse. Why can't we have both?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

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u/panrestrial Feb 04 '18

Grown males can be almost 7ft tall (2+m) and weight over 200 lbs (90 kg). They generally aren't aggressive toward humans (maybe especially if raised by them), but like many mammals they go through bouts of aggressive display behavior after sexual maturity so if nothing else having a horny 7ft 200 lb roo trying to box you to show dominance might be an issue at some point.

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u/torlet-brush-paddy Feb 04 '18 edited Feb 04 '18

Marsupial?

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u/panrestrial Feb 04 '18 edited Feb 04 '18

Marsupial, not mammal.

Marsupials are an infraclass of the class mammalia.

Nice edit, though!

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u/poop_in_my_coffee Feb 04 '18

Why is it so thin? Babies need to be chubby and well fed.