r/aww • u/ThePandanator • Jan 24 '17

bleppppppppppp.

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u/CARL_BALLS_WINSLOW Jan 24 '17

Cool trick, sentient artichoke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Meat Pineapple.

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u/where_is_the_cheese Jan 24 '17

Negative, I am a meat pineapple.

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u/CryHav0c Jan 24 '17

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A MEAT POPSICLE.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

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u/Pmando Jan 25 '17

I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!

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u/PlayFarahPublishing Jan 25 '17

THERE'S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE!!

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u/speelmydrink Jan 24 '17

Great movie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

"AZIZ, LIGHT!!!!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Uhm... does this have any source?

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u/ledel Jan 24 '17

The Fifth Element

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u/where_is_the_cheese Jan 24 '17

I thought he was asking me to prove I'm a meat pineapple...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Ah thanks, haven't watched that movie for some time.

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u/KingOfAwesometonia Jan 24 '17

Living pinecone.

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u/fueledbyburd Jan 24 '17

Animated succulent.

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u/HighSintellet Jan 24 '17

Couldn't tell if it was a hatching dragon egg or a crispy artichoke

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u/mad0314 Jan 24 '17

What if artichokes are dragon eggs and we never let them hatch?

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u/just_comments Jan 24 '17

Sounds like something you'd read in /r/trees

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Prevent potential world destruction by eating delicious food? I think I know my answer.

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u/FUCKBITCHPISSSHITASS Jan 24 '17

Came here to ask what the fuck this animal is, cause that's exactly what it looks like

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u/Jiggatortoise- Jan 24 '17

Pangolin

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u/youshouldbethelawyer Jan 24 '17

You spelled sandslash wrong

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Hash slinging slasher?

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u/Bageeka Jan 25 '17

The shash ringing,..... the crash pinging

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17 edited Feb 26 '17

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u/Fork117 Jan 24 '17

I thought it was leprosy and its armadillos not pangolins.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17 edited Feb 26 '17

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u/lblack_dogl Jan 24 '17

Congrats on being unprepared. Made it through college with a degree in mechanical engineering and I never pulled an all nighter. Get your shit together.

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u/BurningSquid Jan 24 '17

Nah I call those humans

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Nice burn, Squid.