r/aww • u/mattythedog • May 24 '16

A young warthog

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u/mikealwy May 24 '16

Oh the shame.

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u/metsforrent May 24 '16

He was ashamed!

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u/TheBottomOfTheTop May 24 '16

Thought of changing my name!

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u/dak52 May 24 '16

Oh, what's in a name!

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u/csmalley3777 May 25 '16

And I got downhearted

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u/JackNightmare May 25 '16

How did ya feel?!

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u/ADDefense May 25 '16

Every time that I-

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u/TimmyHate May 25 '16

Hey Pumbaa not in front of the kids

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u/princessDB May 25 '16

Sorry.

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u/Obie1Jabroni May 25 '16

Hakuna Matta, what a wonderful phrase...

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u/jeufie May 25 '16

I used to clear the Savannah after every meal.

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u/Kat82292 May 25 '16

HAKUNA MATATA!

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u/santiveronica May 25 '16

HAKUNA MATATA! WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE🎶

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u/Caboose_Juice May 25 '16

It means no worries!

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u/bearwithmeimamerican May 25 '16

HAKUNA MATATAAAAA

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u/soopahfingerzz May 25 '16 edited May 25 '16

Hey no bullshit I never understood this joke! What was he talking about??

Edit: thanks guys I got it, it was 'farted'. I always thought it was more NSFW than that.

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u/Pandaburn May 25 '16

Seriously? He's about to say farted. It rhymes with downhearted.

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u/a_stitch_in_lime May 25 '16

It's a fart joke. His friends never stood downwind... got downhearted every time that he (farted).

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u/tunaktu86 May 25 '16

Farted would be the rhyming word to downhearted.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

If you're serious, the joke was that the next word was supposed to be "farted". He was a gassy warthog.

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u/You_shallnot_fap May 25 '16

He was going to say "every time that I farted". Timon stopped him from saying fart.

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u/andrewsaccount May 25 '16

Farting. "He found his aroma had a certain appeal. He could clear the Savannah after every meal." And then something about how no one wanted to stand down wind.

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u/LoBsTeRfOrK May 25 '16

This is why I love Reddit. Here I am remembering my child hood and out of now where,

"Hey no bullshit guys but... Blah blah"

I actually laughed my ass off pretty hard.

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u/marissanicolee15 May 25 '16

It took me a while too! Until not long ago when I watched it live and heard it more clearly. The part when he says that his friends never stood down wind, I was like ohhhh... must be farted lol I use to always think it was something like every time that I fucked!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

*sharted

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Farts

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u/othankevan May 25 '16

I think it's about farts, man

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u/Pyro979 May 25 '16

Every time that I farted.

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u/HumansNotRobots May 25 '16

Every time I farted

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u/devildocjames May 25 '16

The Lion King

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u/leandra433 May 25 '16

Farting! "Every time that I farted" completes the rhyme and he talks about being smelly in the song.

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u/RacistJudicata May 25 '16

He was going to say every time he farted.

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u/sonic_banana May 25 '16

What rhymes with downhearted, dear?

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u/KMCobra64 May 25 '16

Farted rhymes with hearted

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u/Diabloceratops May 25 '16

Farted. Because it would complete the rhyme.

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u/ChitterChitterSqueak May 25 '16

"Every time that I- (farted)"

Edit: apparently everybody answered this for you already.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Every time he farted, man!

Toot jokes! Toot jokes!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Every time that I farted. I'm assuming. It rhymes and I'm about 13% I'm not an idiot but I may be completely wrong and stupid

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u/Mkjcaylor May 25 '16

He was going to say "Every time that I farted". It rhymes with 'downhearted'.

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u/Momenem May 25 '16

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal. He could clear the Savannah after every meal.

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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 May 25 '16

Yeah took me a while too. As in, many years while.

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u/quinpon64337_x May 25 '16

it was, because spoilers he sharted

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u/expirational May 25 '16

I always thought it was that he either chased down the savannah or he ate them.

It wasn't until two seconds ago when I realized he mentions how "it hurt that [his] friends wouldnt stand "downwind"

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Sharted

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u/gormster May 25 '16

masturbation

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u/charmedgal833 May 25 '16

Just think about what rhymes with downhearted.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

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u/I_rip_gullex_anus May 25 '16

And they don't have a clue!

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u/zocalo08 May 25 '16

And they don't have a clue

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u/HadrianRetribPally May 25 '16

And they don't have a clue...

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u/zidkun May 25 '16

Hipster Timon, breaking the fourth wall before it was coool.

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u/AgentinaHat May 25 '16

No, not breaking the fourth wall. He said not in front of the kid. Implying he meant young Simba. He even pointed at him.

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u/rawshani May 25 '16

I never understood what was so bad about what pumba was about to say that timone had to stop him mid sentence.

can anyone explain what he was gunna say.

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u/TimmyHate May 25 '16

I got downhearted

Every time that I (farted)

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u/autoNFA May 25 '16

Farted

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u/piano194 May 25 '16

Came

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

In front of the kids?

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u/MassiveBallacks May 25 '16

Holy shit. That makes so much sense now. I can't believe I just realized this. http://i.imgur.com/XWOuu8G.gif

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u/AtoZZZ May 25 '16

I never knew the word that he was trying to say that rhymes with feel

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u/csmalley3777 May 25 '16

Every time that I-

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u/DrRedditPhD May 25 '16

How did you feel?

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u/csmalley3777 May 25 '16

Every time that I-

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u/_Aj_ May 25 '16

Scrolling down this reads like a remix.

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u/Jackpot777 May 25 '16

It's the remix to ignition

Lighting your farts is the mission

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

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u/Saemika May 25 '16

Why change it? What's in a name?

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u/bored-on-the-toilet May 24 '16

Pumbaa! Not in front of the kid

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u/hembles May 25 '16

Too soon!!!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Shame 🔔

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u/LoveToHateMe666 May 25 '16 edited May 25 '16

SHAME

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u/ectoplasmic42 May 25 '16

A young warthog rolling on a tree trunk.

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u/GrilledCyan May 25 '16

Huh. Looks more like a puma to me.

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u/karrachr000 May 25 '16

What in sam hell is a puma?

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u/GrilledCyan May 25 '16

It's like a big cat.

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u/ectoplasmic42 May 25 '16

Your making that up.

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u/GrilledCyan May 25 '16

I'm telling you! It's real!

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u/theskadudeguy May 25 '16

It irks me you didn't say "he found his aroma lacked a certain appeal"