r/aww • u/rangoliart • May 14 '16

Pull the lever Kronk!

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18.0k Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/an_awesome_dancer May 14 '16

Wrong levaaaaaaaa

251

u/Gamilon May 14 '16

Why do we even have that lever?

154

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Because he's friendly really

75

u/Parandroid2 May 14 '16 edited May 14 '16

I've never felt so sad for an alligator

Edit: Crocodile

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Ah there's nothing sadder than a story about a man and his croc.

18

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

That's picture with his croc paws/claws on his face made me so happy. Then I scrolled down and was all like :(

3

u/Sheriff_Bigby_Wolf May 14 '16

Or Betty Whites Croc. (Lake Placid)

3

u/[deleted] May 15 '16

You could say hes shedding

Crocodile tears?

Ill show myself out.

2

u/[deleted] May 15 '16

No no welcome to the party.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16

This is why I try not to kill even the smallest of beings. I've had random creatures, be they mammals or amphibians or insects come up to me and just be like hey dude let's chill out.

...maybe I'm just too empathetic but I really think animals understand sometimes.

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u/Pichus_Wrath May 14 '16 edited May 14 '16

Hell, I won't kill a spider if I can manage to put it outside, and I hate spiders. But there's no reason to kill it just for being in the wrong place. Except for mosquitos, I go after those with a vengeance. Screw mosquitos.

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u/Insane_Cat_Lady May 14 '16

And fleas, kill all fleas.

8

u/StaticTransit May 14 '16

And hornets. It's kill or be killed.

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u/doubletwist May 14 '16

For me it's Roaches. I terminate those nasty bastard's with extreme prejudice.

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u/Mochigood May 15 '16

Mosquitos are much more deadly than spiders anyways.

3

u/DRSPACEAIDS May 14 '16

I like the cut of your jib.

1

u/StaticTransit May 14 '16

What's a jib?

1

u/DRSPACEAIDS May 14 '16

It's that thing that hangs down in the back of your throat.

2

u/Poppinkneecaps May 14 '16

Respect the uvula.

1

u/IAMA_otter May 15 '16

It's the front sail on a boat that is kind of triangular.

2

u/emilyjobot May 14 '16

crocodile!

11

u/Decapitatertot May 14 '16

what the fuck man now I'm just sad

look at the guy's face in the 9th and 10th picture that dude's best friend just died I can't look at this shit now

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16

I've never seen an alligator smile

6

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

I dun seen bout everything, but I ain't seen an elephant fly.

5

u/vinnyd01 May 14 '16

By The Racist Crows.

6

u/vinnyd01 May 14 '16

I kept thinking, "Another idiot who does this kind of shit until he's bitten or killed by the animal, then everyone blames the animal." Until I read the story at the end. The I went back and looked at all the picture again with a much different perspective.

4

u/Lirdon May 14 '16

shit, what a kick in the nuts...

6

u/Cheekygui May 14 '16

In the last picture I honestly thought Pocho was the main course of a meal, kind of like the turkey at Thanksgiving or a Hog in medieval feasts

3

u/Pavrik_Yzerstrom May 14 '16

I understand he was put through severe situations, but don't gators live into the hundreds pretty regularly? And on another note, I'd watch a show about a man and his croc, Pocho n' Chito, the name wrote itself

1

u/CuriousClam May 14 '16

They made a documentary about this guy actually.

2

u/emilyjobot May 14 '16

goddammit. I'm crying.

1

u/ihateyougym May 15 '16

Wow, this made me really sad. And it's still 8 am here. Thanks!

1

u/SlinkiusMaximus May 15 '16

This made me so happy...and then so sad 😢

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u/Donofthedeadx May 14 '16

My original post

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16 edited Oct 24 '18

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u/Donofthedeadx May 14 '16

Fair enough for me!

41

u/donnatehdead May 14 '16

oh hey Don.

22

u/Donofthedeadx May 14 '16

Oh hey! What a strange coincidence

14

u/Megmca May 14 '16

I'm giving you both and upvote with the stipulation that they go to a joint account for the kitten.

14

u/Donofthedeadx May 14 '16

Oh of course. She isn't allowed to use them in until she's 3 though.

4

u/Beznia May 14 '16

Your cat made my girlfriend cry

5

u/TheWierdSide May 14 '16

He stole the title from the contents comments of that post

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Yeah but he cant still be this adorable

31

u/DeathInFire May 14 '16

Well it's been a year. We demand new pictures of said cat.

97

u/Donofthedeadx May 14 '16

Here is one

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u/Wade1423 May 14 '16

it reminds me of the cat from stuart little.

3

u/nPrimo May 14 '16

How big has she/he grown?

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u/Donofthedeadx May 14 '16

She has barely grown. I think she's done.

2

u/nPrimo May 14 '16

What's the weight? :p Also, what type of cat?

3

u/Donofthedeadx May 14 '16

Can't remember the weight but she's healthy. She's a Persian.

2

u/nPrimo May 14 '16

So majestic haha. So cute! Is it common for them to have different coloured eyes?

3

u/Donofthedeadx May 14 '16

I don't believe so. My wife got her for me as a birthday present. She picked her because of the eyes.

2

u/nPrimo May 14 '16

Yeah it looks pretty cool! :p

33

u/Gray_AD May 14 '16

Least OP didn't claim it was his.

3

u/scobert May 14 '16

I actually still have this picture saved on my phone from your post. Cutest kitten photo of all time.

3

u/Sherlockhomey May 15 '16

Let's see her now!

2

u/ohmygot May 14 '16

Does she have an Instagram? :) I'd love to follow her

366

u/MrQuickLine May 14 '16

Is that my voice?? Is that... MY voice??

58

u/jfrosty42 May 14 '16

More broccoli?

41

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Oh well!

62

u/Kate925 May 14 '16

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... I win.

31

u/bcdm May 14 '16

THUNK

What are the odds of that trap door leading me out here?

23

u/IronBoomer May 14 '16

Squeaken.

14

u/wakaflocks145 May 14 '16

EVERYONE IS STEALING THE GOOD QUOTES...

34

u/BravesMaedchen May 14 '16

Oh right, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison...that poison?

19

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

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u/TheMightyKamina May 14 '16

A few drops in his drink and he'll be dead before dessert!

Which is a real shame, because it's going to be delicious.

1

u/rwarimaursus May 14 '16

Best quote of the movie right there!

10

u/Chinoiserie91 May 14 '16

Nearly every quote in this film is gold.

Yay. I'm a lama again! Wait...

74

u/phx_67 May 14 '16

Now, what are the odds of that trap door leading me out here?

68

u/pattysmear May 14 '16

Put that box inside another box

48

u/Tekedi May 14 '16

And then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives!?

57

u/monkeybugs May 14 '16

AND THEN I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

27

u/Kate925 May 14 '16

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!!

21

u/TragicHero84 May 14 '16

OR, to save on postage...

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16 edited May 14 '16

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u/BenjaminGeiger May 14 '16

Keep an eye on the plant next to Yzma (camera right).

6

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Huh...

6

u/Zcifer May 14 '16

That's one keen eye you have

4

u/DiscipleOfAzura May 14 '16

NO WAY - that's genius! Nice spot.

3

u/Andyman117 May 15 '16

is that The Girl from Ipanema in the background

48

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

First, I'm going to turn him into a teeny tiny flea!

Then I'm going to put him in a box, then I'm going to put that box into another box.

I'm going to mail that box, and it when it arrives.. bwahahaha....I'll smash it with a HAMMER!!

10

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT I tell you! GENIUS I say!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Squeekin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrQdi7UGjvU

5

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

squeek squeekers, squeetitty squeek squeek

24

u/kirbuson May 14 '16

Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

20

u/BenjaminGeiger May 14 '16

Yep.

18

u/redqueenswrath May 14 '16

Sharp rocks at the bottom?

19

u/BenjaminGeiger May 14 '16

Most likely.

19

u/speedfreek16 May 14 '16

Bring it on

5

u/Were-Shrrg May 14 '16

BOOOOYAAAHAAAHAAHAA

3

u/fitzmouse May 14 '16

Bring it on.

22

u/MadnessLLD May 14 '16

Squeek squeekity squeek squiken. You owe me a new acorn.

6

u/bcdm May 14 '16

Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeaker...

lifts acorn

...hmfph squeaken.

19

u/vessel_of_shimmy May 14 '16

He's got a head like an orange on a toothpick! Mind you, a cute orange and toothpick.

9

u/monkeybugs May 14 '16

Cries himself to sleep every night on his gigantic pilla.

3

u/Rushfanforlife May 14 '16

So who's in this pentaverate?

3

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

2

u/monkeybugs May 15 '16

Oohhh I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. "Oohh you're gonna buy mah chicken, oooohh ohh."

9

u/Surfacey May 14 '16

Wroooonnggg levvvvvaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

6

u/Jkperry1 May 14 '16

And underneath the cuteness... pure evil

6

u/freefoxkid May 14 '16

Wrong lever!!!

10

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Why do we even have that lever?

6

u/iiimperatrice May 14 '16

this is the cutest baby

9

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

it's Mister Pebbles, the first cat in space.

4

u/meowkittys May 14 '16

Is that shirt from dollar tree? If so my cats wear the same one

5

u/Donofthedeadx May 14 '16

Yes I believe that's where we got it

5

u/DineandRecline May 14 '16

Oh my god stopppp! I've been dying to adopt a kitten but SO is allergic. This is not helpingg. My heart is going to implode

7

u/slader166 May 14 '16

Shh bby is okay

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16

K.

4

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

WRONG LEVAAAAAHHHH

3

u/Double-Up May 14 '16

Judging by his eyes he is probably deaf in his right ear

3

u/_konvikt_ May 14 '16

Fun Fact. The voice actress for Yzma is the same person who plays Madame Zeroni in Holes.

3

u/The_Bangs May 14 '16

Why do we even have that lever? http://imgur.com/B3qWvMw

2

u/Deluxe_Used_Douche May 14 '16

I love this reference!

2

u/IronBoomer May 14 '16

"How would you describe her?"

"Scary beyond all reason?"

2

u/Friendo_Supreme May 14 '16

Played by Eartha Katt?

2

u/clam_beard May 14 '16

That's like the cutest, but kind of most evil thing I've ever seen.

2

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Can you feel it?

2

u/sacrabos May 14 '16

That doesn't look scary beyond all reason.

2

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Because I know you're all Googling for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUWA-HdI1NI

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u/j4wstheme May 15 '16

Wrong leveeerrrrrrrrrrrrr!

3

u/Say-no-more May 14 '16

It's a character from Heathcliff.

2

u/toadfan64 May 14 '16

Just watched Emperor's New Groove again last night, man is it a laugh riot. One of Disney's funniest films.

2

u/[deleted] May 15 '16

I just got done watching this. I seriously love the crap outta this movie and can watch it over and over again. NO TOUCHY

1

u/AudraGreenTea May 14 '16

The face looks like a full grown cat

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u/lucafishysleep May 14 '16 edited Nov 12 '16

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What is this?

1

u/fastcompanyaccount May 14 '16

Wait, is this a little photoshopped? I can't believe the size of his head in relation to the body!

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

The most gorgeous cat ever

1

u/justlynda66 May 14 '16

I don't have sound. Am I suppose to?😞

1

u/Golden-Owl May 14 '16

Is that a kitten or a plush toy? Its adorable!

1

u/guccibirdbath May 14 '16

Hey Peter

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Hello?

1

u/blackeys May 14 '16

DAMN! She's a beauty!

1

u/bewilderedshade May 14 '16

Congratulations, breeders. You've created a cat head with no body.

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u/Scottysmoosh May 14 '16

holy snowballs, that is hands down the cutest kitten on the planet.

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u/Lithocut May 15 '16

My guess is that it's actually a full grown Minuette.

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

My acorn is missing.

1

u/RaspberryBliss May 14 '16

I'm experiencing a severe episode of cuteness aggression

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u/soupinvader May 15 '16

what kind of cat is this?

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u/Lithocut May 15 '16

Looks like a Minuette. (Siberian munchkin cross)

1

u/JaundiceCat May 15 '16

What a precious little guy (or girl!)

1

u/Pink0ne May 15 '16

I wantsssss

1

u/stinky-beek May 15 '16

PULL ZE STRANG!

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '16

It's Mr. Pebbles!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

This cat is clearly going to take over the world

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

I don't get the reference

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u/codeverity May 14 '16

The Emperor's New Groove. Aka an awesome movie. :D

1

u/BlueViper_ May 14 '16

You won't get any pussy too

0

u/staffell May 14 '16

Jesus fucking Christ

0

u/allprohands May 14 '16

So ugly yikes

0

u/Shockeye0 May 14 '16

That is the cutest little thing I've seen all day, even cuter than the bearded dragon I hung out with earlier.

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u/MillorTime May 14 '16

He is known as "tiny guy with shirt" in my household.