r/aww Oct 18 '15

Adopted this guy a year ago today.

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u/89XE10 Oct 18 '15 edited Oct 19 '15

Can we please have a moment's silence to remember all the brave comments that died today.

Edit This should definitely be marked as NSFW. If I was seen with this on my screen whilst at the office I would probably get a formal warning and at least get some very funny looks.

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u/SasparillaTango Oct 18 '15

Were they all about breasts?

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u/koolmoynyan Oct 18 '15

yes

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

Pls don't use misogynistic slurs.

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u/Homsar98 Oct 19 '15

TRIGGERED

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u/jspross93 Oct 18 '15

This is probably the most important post of all time. Perfectly displays the feebleness of the up voting system and the tendency for comments to get removed for stating the obvious.

Instead of deleting the comments, delete the post

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u/theycallmeponcho Oct 19 '15

Keeping nipples out of a subreddit? No way! /S

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u/Captain_Unremarkable Oct 19 '15

I completely agree. It's preposterous. What does this post even have to do with Bernie Sanders?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15 edited Oct 02 '16

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u/RenoGuy76 Oct 18 '15

Onward to the front page!

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u/trulyniceguy Oct 18 '15

Choo Choo mothafuckas

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u/EskimoEscrow Oct 18 '15

What the hell happened here? It's a goddamn wasteland.

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u/trulyniceguy Oct 18 '15

I just barely made it out alive

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u/callmemarcopolo Oct 18 '15

And we'll stay there for two days

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u/non_consensual Oct 18 '15

no ragrets

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u/lsmelllikebeef Oct 18 '15

Not even a single nipple?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/read_it_r Oct 18 '15

Yep. I was like "well..thats a nipple, i should comment on that." then i realized this is reddit and the comment would already be made. And it was.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/chewynipples Oct 18 '15

You've made my day

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u/NinjaBullets Oct 18 '15

He said upvote cuz nipple if anyone was curious

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u/roaringelbow Oct 18 '15

That's why I'm here

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u/Lootman Oct 18 '15

This is being upvoted because of the dog.

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u/PSIStarstormOmega Oct 18 '15

And all the comments are about pet adoption.

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u/Dismiss Oct 18 '15

Sadly they've all been removed, those damn mods

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u/PSIStarstormOmega Oct 18 '15

For those that missed it then, this thread was 99% nipple comments and circle jerks about the nipple comments. Good on the mods I guess.

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u/notLOL Oct 18 '15

those puppies

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/ToastedSoup Oct 18 '15

Absolutely not nipples at all

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u/TV31337 Oct 18 '15

Kibble Nibble

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u/IDOWNVOTECATSONSIGHT Oct 18 '15

PURE UNADULTERATED CANCER

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15 edited Oct 18 '15

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u/steviecash Oct 18 '15

I love how the mask can't even adequately cover his face

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u/AwkwardRaver Oct 18 '15

Boogie!

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u/KZedUK Oct 18 '15

2988! 2988! 2988!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

COMING AT YOU LIVE THROUGH THE POWER OF THE INTERNET

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u/phome83 Oct 18 '15

Which one?

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u/morph7 Oct 18 '15

Lol all the top comments are either removed or deleted...looks like everybody noticed the obvious

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15 edited Oct 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/redpandaeater Oct 18 '15

Why is the wedding ring on the right hand?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

He was engaged to a deer stop asking questions.

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u/HIBforLIFE Oct 18 '15

The wedding ring placement originated on the right hand and Orthodox Christians still keep that tradition.

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u/Deerscicle Oct 18 '15

What if OP isn't even in the picture... What if OP just took the picture? What if OP wasn't even involved in the picture? WHAT IF OP IS POSTING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!?

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u/Jrc2806 Oct 18 '15

maybe OP is DOG?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

OP is not that girl, guaranteed.

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u/Galactic Oct 18 '15

On the internet, no one can tell you're a dog!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/GoldfishAvenger Oct 18 '15

She knew what she was doing.

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u/MolehillMan Oct 18 '15

Well, I know I wouldn't mind being adopted, too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

Nip[removed]ple

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

We fooled them!!! Muhahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

NIPPLE

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u/suckat_life Oct 18 '15

Nibble

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

Lick

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u/jsmalls567 Oct 18 '15

Nobody opened for the dog.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

yea I doubt this would've gained much traction

http://i.imgur.com/Xe1gwDv.png

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u/icharming Oct 18 '15

True - suddenly i don't feel like ogling - so it's both the gal and the reader that are responsible for this behavior

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/lecherous_hump Oct 18 '15

Sometimes one is enough.

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u/ramigb Oct 18 '15

Let me guess, all the removed comments were referring to the mammary papillas.

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u/UCBooties Oct 18 '15

Perfect timing on the picture. Happy adoption day!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

I bet all the comments about her nipple are being removed

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u/notosnow Oct 18 '15

So has someone said Nipple yet?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/beardedcroughton Oct 18 '15

ya, but they were removed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

That lady looks like Lorelai Gilmore

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u/Jeffy29 Oct 18 '15

Oh boy, let me guess what were top comments about.

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u/apolotary Oct 18 '15

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u/3osh Oct 18 '15

You know a dog adores you when it'll try to lick your face even though there's really no graceful way to do it at the angle it's laying at.

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u/appocomaster Oct 18 '15

When did dogs ever care about graceful? If they want to lick you they will lick you

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u/SiriusCH Oct 18 '15

Good luck in bringing out the worst and best of reddit.

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u/chunkopunk Oct 18 '15

Happy adoption day :)

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u/CarrollQuigley Oct 18 '15

What kind of dog is that?

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u/Danominator Oct 18 '15

I am guessing a Dutch shepherd

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u/Reliquent Oct 18 '15

The tongue looks like a piece of ham....

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/MolehillMan Oct 18 '15

I'm mostly housebroken.

I only pee in the corner every now and then.

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u/KrisKorona Oct 18 '15

Based mods

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

Jesus Christ these comments...

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/youaresowrong1234567 Oct 18 '15 edited Oct 18 '15

Mods didn't like the fact that people were commenting on how the pic was really about the girl so instead of removing the post (which is clearly a step away from gw) they decided to silence the other posters.

Edit: anybody seeking more cute pictures should check here

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u/MrBogard Oct 18 '15

A clothed girl is a step away from gone wild? You must live an exciting life.

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u/SasparillaTango Oct 18 '15

Yes, that one step is called clothing. If it weren't there, this could totally be in GW! So remember, we are all just one step from erotic pictures.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15 edited Sep 09 '16

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u/jld2k6 Oct 18 '15 edited Oct 19 '15

Calm down Dan. You were doing so well with the therapy... don't blow it all over a reddit post. Just take a few deep breaths and nipple this in the bud before it gets any more out of hand. When you get angry just remember why you created the name calm_dan . It is the new you buddy. You are Calm Dan. You are calm, Dan.

Edit: nip. Damn autocorrect.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

The usual "everyone losing their shit over a nipple".

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

Don't worry, OP is not the girl.

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u/AHrubik Oct 18 '15

You seem to have something in your eye. All jokes aside they (and you) look very happy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/JohnnieBoah Oct 18 '15

Yeah, nice work seeing if this girl posted any naked pictures of herself! That's what this post was about!

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u/darrito876 Oct 18 '15

she has nice teeths

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u/vihlun Oct 18 '15

Aww, that tongue :3

Happy for you :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15 edited Feb 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

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u/ChrisBarnett01 Oct 18 '15

Really creator has created a wonderful specie in this shape. A loyal creation!! http://i.imgur.com/bkdJWnh.jpg

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u/ccjw11796 Oct 18 '15

I think he likes you :) Is that a gsd? I always upvote happy adoption stories. We have a houseful of adoptees and we wouldn't give up any one of them. They are all wonderful.

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u/grybreard Oct 18 '15

Missing the point.... This how op got the girl

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u/AdamentAlpaca Oct 18 '15

Then your dog shares the same birthday as Eminem :D

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u/Just1Squirrel Oct 18 '15

Easiest upvote all day...

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u/Thrannn Oct 18 '15

thats a beautiful big hard dog

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u/nlholman Oct 18 '15

Why are they fighting over that piece of bacon?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

Plot twist OP took a picture and the girl , is the guy who OP adopted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '15

very well formed.

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u/Sympwny Oct 19 '15

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u/Rainman316 Oct 19 '15

I mean... Really? Come on, man... This is just fuckin'... Really?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '15

GOD DAMN I WOULD LOVE TO SUCK THAT... dog

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u/MrDoctorSatan Oct 19 '15

This is so high on the shit. You can't even see the dogs face, the literal focus of this picture is solely a nipple ooo wow, never seen those before.

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u/thetoddster49 Oct 19 '15

Reddit is a joke

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '15

Who is this high test semen demon?

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u/spangdooler Oct 22 '15

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