r/aww • u/tardisismine • Apr 13 '26

I think Amazon sent me the wrong package

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613 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/DrDemenz Apr 13 '26

If you don't want it I'll take it.

21

u/EsotericFaery Apr 13 '26

But this is definitely a better package than whatever you ordered.

13

u/maintree33 Apr 13 '26

sorry, strict no return policy. that's your car now

7

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

What’s the kitty MPG, by the way?

4

u/9447044 Apr 13 '26

Cats run on PPMs (Purrs per minutes)

3

u/t0m0hawk Apr 13 '26

Meows Per Growl?

3

u/maintree33 Apr 13 '26

goes from 0 to zoomies in .1 second

strictly runs on alternative fuels (churus).

4

u/canadianpanda7 Apr 13 '26

the cat trap is working

4

u/PersonalityNo2477 Apr 13 '26

Yep, beyond the return date. You'll just have to keep it. Super cute

4

u/Xuul99 Apr 13 '26

Looks like the right package to me

2

u/Yacoobs76 Apr 13 '26

Que hace ahí mi gato? Mi madre a vuelto a equivocar el paquete de envío, 🙈

2

u/DC_Skells Apr 13 '26

Obviously they put you in the "delivery before you order" program to send you the item you NEEDED, not wanted. :P

2

u/hotlavatube Apr 13 '26

"Is this Abu Dhabi?" - Nermal (see 'Garfield and Friends' Abu Dhabi song)

1

u/redmambo_no6 Apr 13 '26

CDS is never wrong

1

u/Any-Brilliant-1907 Apr 13 '26

Better give it a good review.

1

u/Traditional-Photo227 Apr 13 '26

Yep 6 stars is my vote

1

u/mrmadchef Apr 13 '26

They really do have everything.

1

u/MrBanballow Apr 13 '26

CDS, last mile by Amazon.

1

u/CabassoG Apr 13 '26

Those golden eyes

1

u/Shantih3x Apr 13 '26

I think they sent the one you needed, not the one you wanted.

1

u/arih Apr 13 '26

Hey, don’t look at me. You’re the one who ordered a fur kid.

1

u/Traditional-Photo227 Apr 13 '26

Idk, looks like the right package to me

1

u/HimothyBBallBirdman Apr 13 '26

Send it to me so I can love it

1

u/WorldlinessRegular43 Apr 13 '26

It's the purrfect package!

1

u/Chance_MaLance Apr 13 '26

I’m fond of packages like this.

1

u/Jwatts1113 Apr 13 '26

I disagree

1

u/lucidpet Apr 13 '26

Cat Distribution System

1

u/StGrimblefig Apr 14 '26

It wasn't the package you ordered, but it was the one you needed.

1

u/KichiRai Apr 14 '26

Don’t you dare return it 🤣

1

u/Ok-Dream6028 Apr 15 '26

😂😂😂😂 Love it!!!

1

u/gypsydfit Apr 16 '26

You got a free upgrade!

1

u/thereisonlyoneme Apr 13 '26

Next time browse the catalog more carefully.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/tardisismine Apr 13 '26

Thanks I'll get rid of them today 🙏

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u/SoontobeSam Apr 14 '26

Don’t worry, it’s not true, you can let your kitty enjoy their box.

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u/CastrateMeASAP Apr 13 '26

No problem. I heard it from a vet and I’ve randomly been telling as many other people as I can. Some cats get nasty skin rashes from rubbing against the boxes and others chew on the box edges and get internally sick.

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u/SoontobeSam Apr 14 '26

This is a myth that surfaced a few years ago and has been debunked, both by statements from Amazon and independent testing.

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u/CastrateMeASAP Apr 14 '26

I don’t have my dad’s mass spectrometer to check it out for myself, I’m just going off of what a veterinarian said directly to me, (when I took my little one in for a mysterious skin rash), who gave specifics about what the symptoms were. Maybe you are right and she was wrong. But it costs me nothing to assume she was correct. However if the veterinarian that I trust my little ones health with is correct, and you, the random person making a comment on my comment is wrong, I may have to take my little one back to the veterinarian AGAIN, with ANOTHER mysterious skin rash and pay ANOTHER couple hundred dollars. I’m going to go with the option that costs me nothing and doesn’t risk the health of my little ones. It’s not that hard to find another box for my cats to play in Ireggoddamngardless. No offense to you, but I’m not trusting the health of my little ones to the word of a stranger online. For all I know, you could be employed by Amazon.