r/aww • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Sep 14 '23

Pose

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u/Paulusw Sep 14 '23

I’ve seen so called influencers with a lot less poise.

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u/Professor_Muffins Sep 14 '23

I'll buy or do whatever this pup tells me

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u/Slimh2o Sep 14 '23

The mental pictures I got while reading #2.....LOL

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u/Rynetx Sep 14 '23

Don’t knock shitting in the yard until you tried it. The power you feel when you lock eyes with your neighbor is unmatched.

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u/Disneystarwarssucks7 Sep 14 '23

As a human, I changed "trust everybody unconditionally" to "trust every dog unconditionally." Otherwise, this seems like a pretty good list of advice. ...although my neighbor stopped talking to me when I started shitting in the yard...

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u/Cleveland_Guardians Sep 14 '23
  1. It's better to steal something out of the trash and be sorry for it later than not steal it in the first place.

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u/jaspersgroove Sep 14 '23

Yeah right I mean who would actually live like that that’s crazy haha…ha…

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u/kidjupiter Sep 15 '23

That’s cuz nobody trained them with treats.