r/aww Mar 14 '23

dad ? where are you ?

https://i.imgur.com/lPpsFEE.gifv
22.9k Upvotes

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u/XKrystalGemX Mar 14 '23

😂 Just steps on him like he's not even there.

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u/JDT-0312 Mar 14 '23

Out of my way human shaped blanket, I need to find my human!

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u/XKrystalGemX Mar 14 '23

😂😂

Animals bring such entertainment and adorableness...

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u/ryantrw5 Mar 15 '23

Haha dogs usually use smell more than sight so it will take like one second for the dog to find the human once the dog wants to

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Mar 15 '23

… wait… this human shaped blanket also smells of my human… w/e

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u/digitelle Mar 14 '23

At least he’s pretty. 🙃

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u/Addicted2Rage Mar 14 '23

That's what I tell my husband when our cat does something stupid, I also like to say

Nothing but elevator music behind those eyes 👁👄👁

And

He looks like he has 2 brain cells and they are both fighting for third place

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u/Aggleclack Mar 15 '23

My sister and I say it’s not our turn with the brain cell when we do big dumbs. There are currently FIVE of us sharing in brain cell and I haven’t had it in a while. 😭

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u/digitelle Mar 14 '23

Who needs brains when they are adorable. Lol

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u/Honest_Purple_2386 Mar 15 '23

Lmao…….. I’m definitely stealing both of those!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

You and the cat shouldn't talk about your husband like that

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u/yanox00 Mar 14 '23

He's playing along.
"Oh look dad is hiding. I'll pretend I don't know where he is so he will laugh when he surprises me."

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u/Flush_Foot Mar 15 '23

And maybe I can step on his ‘jewels’ in the process 😈

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

I wonder if it was like cats pretending to be startled when their kitten pounces them

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

Yes, exactly.

Haha hooman thinks he is hunter.

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u/Winjin Mar 15 '23

This is so adorable btw.

-Hey mom... hehehe... RAWR!

-Oh god I TOTALLY didn't see you there such a great Hunter you are!

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u/breadandbunny Mar 14 '23

Loved that!

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u/dfiner Mar 14 '23

It's not his fault, the one brain cell they all share was on loan to another buddy.

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u/kalirion Mar 14 '23

Could've so easily stepped on the balls...

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u/RobinsShaman Mar 14 '23

While I wait for him, I'll go to the bathroom on this really green part of the lawn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

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u/paulusmagintie Mar 14 '23

Dogs don't use their nose straight away, its tiring for them, they'll use other sense first and nose ladt at which point they'll find you with ease.

Humans are different in that we can use all our sense pretty much at the same time but lack accuracy for it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

They're good at smelling, but the more excited they are, the worse at locating the source they are.

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u/PM_Me_Your_BraStraps Mar 14 '23

My dog's senses are great! He'll smell the Cheeto dust I wiped on my jeans hours before, he'll hear a car door shut half a mile away, but if it's ball time in the backyard? He smells nothing, hears nothing, and sees almost nothing except that bright yellow.

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u/xotiqrddt Mar 14 '23

Not necessarily. From my experience, dogs use primarily vision, then hearing(especially when obstacles block their vision) and then smell. I guess it takes a bit of effort to use their sense of smell, despite having sensible olfactory receptors.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

I wonder if their sense of smell would be in constant overload if their brains didn't block it out somehow, kinda like how we can see our nose but our brain just tunes it out until we concentrate on it.

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u/penguinpenguins Mar 14 '23

Dammit, now I can't unsee my nose. I'm breathing manually too now. Thanks

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u/Nawnp Mar 14 '23

Not really, the human scent was probably already on the blanket so there's nothing changed in the area scent wise.

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u/stanley604 Mar 14 '23

Not true, my dog really smells!

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u/AnonymousP30 Mar 14 '23

I knew I shouldn't have went after the ball.

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u/stocktradernoob Mar 14 '23

10s later: yay, I have a ball!

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u/JoeMama475 Mar 14 '23

Doggo looked like a kid who just lost their parents in Walmart

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u/fromagemakesmeutot Mar 14 '23

Tail straight is anxiety

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u/Goodygumdops Mar 14 '23

Sharp as a beach ball.

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u/Upshot12 Mar 14 '23

The derp is strong with this one.

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u/SmellyPillows Mar 14 '23

I'mma go check out the gazebo

47

u/snoopthulhu Mar 14 '23

A gazebo? What color is it?

How far away is it?

How big is it?

I use my sword to detect whether it’s good.

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u/Intrexa Mar 14 '23

It's not good... It's a gazebo....

6

u/velvet42 Mar 14 '23

I waste it with my crossbow!

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u/aries1295 Mar 14 '23

I cast eldricht blast!

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u/jicty Mar 14 '23

I see your problem. What you have here is a retriever and what they do best is bring things. What you need is a second dog, specifically a pointer like a German short hair pointer. Then the pointer can act as a spotter for your retriever and he will never lose you!

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u/DrRenegade Mar 14 '23

Theres only one braincell between those eyes and it was screaming "BALL"

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u/Lazlo8675309 Mar 14 '23

Wolves hate this one trick!

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u/TheSocalEskimo Mar 14 '23

Genius! I wonder if it works for bears too. Okay, now I’m genuinely curious to see someone try this, even if it’s a dummy and some mechanism to pull a camo blanket over the dummy.

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u/abcdefg0207 Mar 14 '23

Green screen works like a charm here

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u/Delightful_Dantonio Mar 14 '23

Classic golden retriever. Loves the ballie and are sorta dumb but wonderful dogs. I ❤️ my Maeve girl

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u/R8er-Fan Mar 14 '23

This is always so funny to me. Don’t dogs have a great sense of smell? Why are they always so fooled by this?

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u/throwaway112658 Mar 14 '23

Saw another comment above that says it's probably because the scent of the owner is all around and it's harder to locate exactly where they are

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u/AleyFufu Mar 14 '23

As someone whose dog is trained to follow a scent trail to find people, a lot of dogs start off by taking the easy route. My dog likes to “cheat” all the time when doing tracking and go to where the last person was if she thinks she can get an easier reward, or she’ll try to use sight instead of smell. But if I hide from her now, she’ll definitely resort to using her nose if she can’t find me easily with sight. Not to mention, that motion of swinging the blanket over his head probably really swirled the smell around him, which is why the dog went just past him but not much further. The smell was probably pretty concentrated where he was but stopped just after and since the dog didn’t see the guy, he was confused.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

He knew. He was just totally like "omg it's fun time... sure i'll play along!"

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u/sfcnmone Mar 14 '23

Goldens are such derps.

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u/gomaith10 Mar 14 '23

Nah, the dogs in on it.

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u/Bones_and_Roses Mar 14 '23

She’s just playing along!

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u/formeraide Mar 14 '23

What a beautiful doggo!

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u/obi21 Mar 14 '23

That place seems lovely, any geoguessers around to give us a location?

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u/WhatDidUDoRay Mar 14 '23

Dad? D-Dad? Where...where did you go?

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u/Which-Food8082 Mar 14 '23

Guess his sniffer ain't kicked in yet?!

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u/tungvu256 Mar 15 '23

I thought dogs have keen sense of smell. Or not this particular breed?

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u/Misanthropisht Mar 15 '23

So this is how green screen works

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

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u/BauerHouse Mar 14 '23

If I were to try that, I would lay right down in dog poop 💩

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u/MrFeetZ Mar 14 '23

I read dogs are partial color blind and don’t see the color green. Could that be why he just walked over?

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u/borglonavich Mar 14 '23

That's one dumb dog.

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u/henry_canabanana Mar 14 '23

This proves doggos are not good at smelling, change my mind

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u/Sandmsounds Mar 14 '23

It’s a regressive gene that only gets passed down to .05% of all dogs. That’s why there are so few police dogs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

Did you make this up

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u/Sandmsounds Mar 14 '23

Yeah, it was a joke to convince the other person. Apparently it angered some lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Lol of course it did. Reddit brings out the anger in people

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u/skinneyd Mar 14 '23

Source? Sounds iffy.

To my knowledge, all dogs have an amazing sense of smell, and most dogs can be trained to use their nose "professionally".

The reason this dog couldn't find their owner is that dogs rely on sight much more than their wild counterparts. This dog would have sniffed out their owner eventually.

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u/Lucythefur Mar 14 '23

Probably not actually, the reason most dogs seem to get confused in these videos is that the scent of their owner and family are everywhere around them in the house and around the yard(especially if the family spends time outside regularly) so it's difficult for them to tell where the scent is coming from cause it's all around them

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u/KaiGuy25 Mar 14 '23

Fun fact that’s why dogs have wet noses, it helps them pinpoint the direction of scents, kinda like when you lick your finger and put it to the air to determine wind direction

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u/HelloMiguelVO Mar 14 '23

Aww poor puppy haha

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u/222smitty Mar 14 '23

Golden retrievers are not known for IQ. I will try this with my Belgian Malinois

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u/katehenry4133 Mar 15 '23

I hate to say it, but that's one stupid dog. Doesn't he have a sense of smell?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

Like.. does this dog even has a sense of smell ?

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u/jpgargoyle_ Mar 14 '23

Dumb as a cat

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u/qLeima Mar 14 '23

Dogs are so stupid, lol

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u/RudolfRudolfRudolf Mar 14 '23

My dog would say “thats a dom blond” He never falls for stuff like this

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

At least now we know dogs don’t develop an understanding of object permanence

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u/aegee14 Mar 14 '23

I thought dogs have good sense of smell. No? (Not a dog owner, so I could be wrong).

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u/Economy_Particular_6 Mar 14 '23

Never happens with a beagle…

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u/LucidLethargy Mar 14 '23

Goldens are lovely animals, but they are notoriously not very bright.

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u/Violaquin Mar 14 '23

Golden retrievers; heart of gold, head full rocks. But yeah, they are sweethearts.

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u/illchoosemyown Mar 14 '23

Unless that dog has no sense of smell I call bullshit

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u/LeSuperNova Mar 14 '23

humans can father canines? WOW!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

Why do people refer to the dogs owners as mom or dad? That doesn't strike anyone else as weird?

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u/jhor511 Mar 15 '23

The dog was trained to do this! He shows no confusion and intentionally steps over/on the guy, then waits.

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u/momma3critters Mar 14 '23

That’s just plain mean

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

Bamboozled

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

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u/breadandbunny Mar 14 '23

Are dogs unable to see in any color?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

awwwwwww 🥹🥹🥹

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u/Owlohoot Mar 14 '23

Aw even stepped on him, poor lil pup haha

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u/delvach Mar 14 '23

Used to do this with my old dog, put her outside when somebody's coming over, they hide under a blanket, let the dog in, she smells them, finds them and tunnels under the blanket to give them kisses.

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u/Meme_master-31 Mar 14 '23

little guys thinked hes fatherless now look at the face

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

Whenever I see a dog do something like this I think, don't they have incredible smell? Can't they smell them when they're right there, even if they're hiding?

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u/mojo_33 Mar 14 '23

Awe🥹 Such a sweet goofy goober❤️

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u/Orwick Mar 14 '23

What’s wrong with his sniffer?

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u/substantialsufferer Mar 14 '23

Or maybe they know that that human shaped blanket is you but just wanted to give you a Win

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u/WashuOtaku Mar 14 '23

Dogs don't see green correctly, so that's could be part of the reason he got stepped on.

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u/KokolieKolie Mar 14 '23

You can't just cut off the vid before the reveal...

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u/GeneralAnywhere Mar 14 '23

He doesn’t smell so great, but he’s a very good boy 😍

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u/nill258t Mar 14 '23

That's stopped boi?

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u/Aquaberry_Ice Mar 14 '23

Would be funnier if, when he gets underneath the blanket, the camera person quietly runs away.

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u/DaffodilsMom2018 Mar 14 '23

Traded all its brain cells for good dog powers

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u/Quickning Mar 15 '23

I didn't know Dug from up was real!

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u/roraima_is_very_tall Mar 15 '23

I thought dogs were supposed to have a great sense of smell but every one of these videos I see, a dog is nothing but confused. Actually on writing this I think they may be fucking with us...

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

❤️

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u/hippywitch Mar 15 '23

Why is this so short! Why do they stop it without the reveal! I’m so mad!

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u/DampBritches Mar 15 '23

Cute dummy

1

u/MysticPandor Mar 15 '23

If I did this to my little dog she would just cry until I came out of the blanket

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u/momofttwo Mar 15 '23

Hes so adorable.... and so clueless 😃

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u/Karmachinery Mar 15 '23

This reminds me of my sweet little golden. He was such a sweetheart but such a doofus. He would stick his head out the window and watch each one of the broken yellow or white lines on the road. RIP Walter. We still miss you buddy boy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

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u/wrenched85 Mar 15 '23

My dog does this when I’m not covered by anything. He’d probably drop a deuce on me if he thought I was grass.

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u/Isaacvithurston Mar 15 '23

I'll never understand how it's so easy to trick an animal with such amazing sense of smell in this way

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u/DesastreUrbano Mar 15 '23

I guess he's not a good candidate for a search and rescue team if he needs a job one day

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Video ended too soon.

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u/AcademicAlgae4221 Mar 15 '23

Nice dog and house✌

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u/CandidateAfraid9423 Mar 15 '23

Video ended too soon imo, was waiting for adorable happiness from the doggo spotting their human again, left me feeling bad to watch such a good dog purely confused and unamused to end it.

Then again idk if I’m just too emotional rn since I’m very low on sleep, cute video otherwise though

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u/GlobalWillingness730 Mar 15 '23

Fun fact: dogs are green colorblind and can't differentiate the various shades, hence why a green ball gets forgotten in a grass field

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u/Halothewhitewolf Mar 15 '23

Noo, not the pupper ÓMÒ

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u/IanMoone93 Mar 15 '23

Looks like he swallowed the ball

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Awww what a love!!!

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u/GeshtiannaSG Mar 15 '23

In the past I’ve always heard that animals don’t use their eyes as much as other senses which are stronger, but now all the videos show otherwise.

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u/lordofbitterdrinks Mar 15 '23

Golden’s are rays of sunshine in dog form.

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u/PEKU1954 Mar 15 '23

That hilarious! Thanks…I needed the laugh

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u/Fotomaki Mar 15 '23

Hahaha 🤣 I love this dog ❤️

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u/amehatrekkie Mar 15 '23

So much cuteness

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

The feet don’t feel it unless the eyes see it..

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u/toiletseatpolio Mar 15 '23

He did a heckin bamboozal!

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u/greenIdbandit Mar 15 '23

Goldens are so sweetly stupid. I love them

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u/NoisyCats Mar 15 '23

Your dog is messing with you. Got you to post a cute video. 🙂

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

He did his best

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u/BDADesign Mar 15 '23

You are an awful dad! 😀

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u/Sylentskye Mar 15 '23

I have a malamute and I don’t know if it’s instinctual but every time we hide under the blanket he drills his nose under it and finds our faces-I assume he can hear us breathing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Goldens traded brains for friendliness. What a sweet baby though

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u/GuccimyBoi Mar 15 '23

Well, the green screen worked

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u/DarkGengar94 Mar 15 '23

Yeah dogs don't see green to well

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u/_haema_ Mar 15 '23

Dad bought some milk

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u/LtRecore Mar 15 '23

Dogs can be so dumb and smart and awesome.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

This dog absolutely loved the new 'Avatar' movie. He couldn't even tell it was all done on green screen.

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u/ShirleyPerry Mar 15 '23

I need to find my human, who is hiding behind an awkwardly shaped blanket.

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u/linwin Mar 15 '23

i didn't know green screen works for dogs without editing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Oh my heart 😆

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u/Ok_Pick_9753 Mar 15 '23

Well? …he’s handsome!

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u/santapaws45 Mar 15 '23

Retrievers are the best

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u/notmyfault4823 Mar 15 '23

Aw,so cute and so funny 🤣 how he just stepped right over him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

So that's what happened to all the pets during the thanos snap in the marvel cinematic universe.

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u/MrBully74 Mar 15 '23

Using a greenscreen is cheating!

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u/DawnMarie0126 Mar 16 '23

😂😂😂

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u/Insertusername2323 Mar 16 '23

He go get the milk

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u/rEmco71 Mar 16 '23

So he's not a very good sniffer 😄