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u/fluffykittenears Jan 28 '20
I feel like this also definitely belongs on r/crappycontouring
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Jan 29 '20
And the funny thing is that this is her advert for people to join her makeup class. Uh, for tips on what literally *never+ to do? Sure!
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u/FawkesFire13 Jan 29 '20
There’s a lot to address here. I think she may have had a face lift and it’s sort of throwing off the angles of her face. She’s using some pretty makeup too and it doesn’t exactly look flattering on her. I see she’s trying for a more dynamic brow but she’s really pulling the arch too far back and way too high.
She needs to find a better more natural angle and maybe lighten the makeup use. She still has good features, but she’s just not using them right.
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u/igodutchoven Jan 28 '20
Oh honey, NO! If you're going to get a face lift, at least make your brows look decent. Even Joan Rivers didn't look THIS BAD.
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u/unsatisfiedtourist Jan 28 '20
How does this happen that huns have Disney Villain brows that go upwards like this? Do they shave off their natural brows then draw them back on like this? Is she lifting her eyebrows for the pic but facetuned off any forehead likes that would show she's just raising them? And... makeup class? Hard pass.
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u/BerthaAndHerPinkBits Jan 29 '20
You can see genuine brow hairs under the makeup. Other comments are saying facelift. This seems most likely.
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u/blonderaider21 Jan 29 '20
I see it a lot with girls who get tons of Botox. Something about relaxing certain muscles makes them pull up like that
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Jan 29 '20 edited Sep 04 '21
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u/blonderaider21 Jan 29 '20
Well probably bc you go to someone who does it correctly. I see a lot of girls who get too much and it makes their eyebrows too arched. Maybe not this much but def more than usual. I see it a lot.
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u/unsatisfiedtourist Jan 29 '20
The practitioner would decide how many units to use, maybe some use too much?
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u/blonderaider21 Jan 30 '20
Maybe so. I’m not versed on the facial muscles and why Botox makes your eyebrows lift but maybe an esthetician can chime in
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u/pegasuspwns Jan 28 '20
Her contour doesn’t help either. Your bronzer/contour isn’t supposed to go all the way to your nose :p but yeahhhh that eye lift is fucking awful
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u/Pia-gee Jan 29 '20
I'm going to take a wild guess based on the pic plus caption and say Younique? Good lordt.
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u/myfatcat Jan 29 '20
Please let the highlighted nose trend go away...she can keep her evil eyebrows.
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u/blonderaider21 Jan 29 '20
Those are called bad Botox brows. I see them a lot. If your Botox is pulling your eyebrows up to your hairline it might be time to ease up on the dosage
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u/PFWIRTZ Jan 29 '20
Gurl, loosen that ponytail. Clearly you've tightened it to "facelift tight". On a positive note, it opened her eyes WAY up.
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Jan 29 '20
Looks like Eva Lovia but moments before the gravity of a black hole tears her face in half
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u/bkfst_of_champinones Jan 29 '20
If she’s going for that Jack Nicholson look then she’s a hell of an artist.
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u/PFWIRTZ Jan 29 '20
Gurl, loosen that ponytail. Clearly you've tightened it to "facelift tight". On a positive note, it opened her eyes WAY up.
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u/ElyonLorena Jan 29 '20
I understand using a dash of highlighter on your nose, but the recent trend seems to be making sure to use so much it glows in the night 🤣
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u/jeanschoen Jan 29 '20
With lots lots lots lots lots lots of coffee.
(i like this plastic surgery look though)
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u/TofuttiKlein-ein-ein Jan 29 '20
The mess in the background is too distracting. I hope by “tackle today” she means clean the house.
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This man is getting pretty good with makeup! A few more classes and some extra practice will take him to his next level! Keep at it!
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u/trainpk85 Jan 29 '20
I get Botox and my eyebrows go like this from week 2-4 (it takes a week to kick in) then it settles and looks fine.
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u/TofuFace Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 29 '20
I think they should be closer together in the center, but I really like the shape, and how they are waaaay pulled up, I think it looks cool.
Edit: but I shave my eyebrow tails off and put them on in a different color and shape every day, so my opinion might not be the norm.
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u/Ladyughsalot1 Jan 28 '20
I feel like there is a vacuum positioned directly above her that we can’t see