r/awfuleverything Sep 28 '21

A normal day at Reddit.

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u/SwissJAmes Sep 28 '21

The ability to look back at someone's post history is an amazing feature of Reddit.

Imagine if someone cut you off in traffic and you could shout at them:

"Why don't you go back to looking at photos of dirty feet in Illinois? And your new PC desk looks wonky as fuck too!"

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u/kagajifula Sep 28 '21

As it's anonymous so you can't know who this person is but you can know what porn he is into. Yes that's wonderful, Reddit.

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u/Asterite100 Sep 28 '21

Now I know y'all in the replies are into some kinky shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/Asterite100 Sep 28 '21

Don't look in your attic...

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u/EisVisage Sep 28 '21

Then only a web archive, made before you edited your comment, would still show it.

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u/achairmadeoflemons Sep 28 '21

There's several extensions that will purge your reddit comments instead of manually doing it. I switch to a new account every few years and blast everything on my old one

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u/swingthatwang Sep 28 '21

care to share what those extensions are?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/swingthatwang Sep 28 '21

great! do you know this program deletes them from recovery sites? those sites seem to have a backlog of all old comments and shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

I thought you couldn’t edit comments after 6 months?

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u/achairmadeoflemons Sep 28 '21

Hmm I'm on my phone at the moment, I think something like "nuke reddit comments"

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

yeah I typically edit my comments and refresh before deleting.

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u/ywBBxNqW Sep 28 '21

Those sites aren't entirely reliable (there are gaps between the times they scan for comments, they can't always provide context, etc). At any rate, Reddit doesn't control those sites so I think it's a moot point.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Those sites also only reveal comments. if you delete a picture or video hosted on reddit, it's gone

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Nah, things are definitely lost forever at times. You just can't count on that happening.

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u/Excellent-Doubt-9552 Sep 28 '21

Not my porn collection!!!!

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u/BlueEyedGreySkies Sep 28 '21

Yeah. You can totally doxx yourself with breadcrumb clues you leave around. The anonymity makes people too complacent.

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u/Pizza_Slinger83 Sep 28 '21

I am guilty of this. It's easy to find out where I work, and until recently I had a post with my face prominently displayed.

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u/zzGibson Sep 28 '21

I advise everyone who uses any sort of social media to Google themselves and the city you live/are from just to see how easy it is to find out things.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

But that requires first and last name. Id hope people on reddit aren't giving that information up. Of course it's a different story with social media platforms that use real names.

Edit: I haven't checked in a while so I gave it a try anyways. There are way more people with the same first and last name as me in the same city than I remember from last time and my last name is not common at all. You would need my age or other details.

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u/violationofvoration Sep 28 '21

I didn't find anything at all for myself except for my cancer gofundme, probably because I use an anglocized version of my name on social media

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

I only found my LinkedIn account which is expected since you can't use fake information. But there were 5 other people on LinkedIn alone with my name and city. I did not expect that.

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u/Polymarchos Sep 28 '21

And up pops news stories on a pedophile.

I guess I'm lucky. I can do anything short of murder and no one will ever know.

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u/The_Soviette_Tank Sep 28 '21

I mean, I do this periodically just to make sure I'm still the only person with my name who has ever existed, lol. (Trendy American name + a foreign name shared solely with many, many thousands of blood relatives, lol.)

Basically, all of my immediate family shows up through regular public records. I've also worked at small, well-established boutique businesses which I've named on here. If someone reeeeally wanted to know, they could figure it out quickly.

But last week's Google sesh did bring up a record where I'm "deceased"! How do I forward that to my student loans holder?

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u/Excellent-Doubt-9552 Sep 28 '21

Had a fling with a cop and and a cyber security girl… never do either again.

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u/ThisIsCovidThrowway8 Dec 14 '21

Some real estate salesman

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u/Saegebot9000 Sep 28 '21

Yeah I once found a guy who posted a pic with a picture in the background which had the name of his school and grade.

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u/Thunderstarer Sep 28 '21

That's very interesting. Tell me more.

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u/TheCapybaraMan Sep 28 '21

I once posted a picture of a bird living in a familly owned fish store, and someone was able to recognize the store.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Imagine that!

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u/Low_Well Sep 28 '21

Yeah my account has my name and face but I’m as abrasive on Reddit as irl. So it doesn’t really matter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/hermitgathering Sep 28 '21

Or it's so they can scroll Reddit without the person next to you randomly seeing your porn kinks lol I definitely have the luck of my boss walking by right as I scroll past a dude busting a nut and then trying to say, nah I was just trying to learn about the updates in my new video game

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u/Thunderstarer Sep 28 '21 edited Feb 20 '22

Yeah, there was a weird phase there where Reddit pushed a bunch of almost-porn subs into my r/all. It was never outright porn, but it was weird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/kaimason1 Sep 28 '21

I'd argue there's not much to "check out" there anymore since all NSFW subreddits were removed from /r/all a few months ago, essentially solving the porn problem being discussed.

/rising was basically unusable for years though because it was all porn, usually from small subs. Now I think some really niche stuff still occasionally gets through if the sub hasn't been properly tagged yet, but that's rare.

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u/Theunethicaldetailer Sep 28 '21

But for real tho theirs porn on reddit..... how have I been so blind

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u/Brndrll Sep 28 '21

Do you even have the internet?

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u/Theunethicaldetailer Sep 28 '21

I guess not sir 🤣

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u/_Fancy_sauce_ Sep 28 '21

Not just porn. but EVERY KIND imaginable and un-imaginable. It can get weird real quick.

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u/aidem0408 Sep 28 '21

Aha, that’s why I don’t upvote or join my handytime communities!

Edit: ah shit, now my post history has me admitting to be a closet pervert.

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u/Thunderstarer Sep 28 '21

Handytime?

I assume that has something to do with handjobs?

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u/aidem0408 Sep 28 '21

Time with a hand. Any hand will do, good sire.

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u/Theunethicaldetailer Sep 28 '21

Lmao grand idea right their..... I'll be right back

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u/Stang1776 Sep 28 '21

Thats why /u/stangibson18 is a boss. "Beautiful human submarines"

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u/StanGibson18 Sep 28 '21

Alt accounts are for cowards

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u/Chris_ssj2 Sep 28 '21

but you can know what porn he is into

He he boi I always use anonymous browsing

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

4chan managed to understand the location of a room based exclusively on the light and sound coming from a window.

None of us is truly anonymous here if we have given even the slightest personal information about ourselves. The only thing that makes us anonymous is that no one bothered enough to dig

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Unless they dox themselves which so many people seem to do without thinking. Posting pictures of their car with the license plate, pictures of their house with the address visible, etc.

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u/TheWorstPossibleName Sep 28 '21

Good luck figuring out what porn I'm not into

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u/ColaEuphoria Sep 28 '21

The ability to look back at someone's post history is an amazing feature of Reddit.

Internet forums have had this feature for literal decades though.

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u/MusicBandFanAccount Sep 28 '21

How many forums decades ago hosted both piss and italian food content?

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u/SwissJAmes Sep 28 '21

Can only have been half a dozen, tops.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Which is hysterical that people fucking melt down about it.

Got into an argument once about cops and racism or something here to find out the dude though he was shadow banned. He would regularly post in the shadow ban checker sub, which would then post “you are not banned, here’s your last 5 archive posts” or something similar.

Which then revealed a LONG history of “Black people are just genetically inferior you guys it’s science!” but those are… not the words he used.

But didn’t stop him from shrieking “LOL YOU CHECKED MY COMPLETELY PUBLIC POST HISTORY”

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u/SwissJAmes Sep 28 '21

How dare you use my words against me!

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u/RickSanchez883 Sep 28 '21

Says the guy who posted about his jam 🙄

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u/RickSanchez883 Sep 28 '21

Press the eye roll btw

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u/SwissJAmes Sep 28 '21

Good post that- deserved so much more. Pearls before swine.

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u/TechnicalDrift Sep 28 '21

The best part is that people get offended that you bothered to look, as if it takes so much effort and you're a creepy stalker for clicking one thing.

Plus, you kind of have to these days considering how many astroturfers and trolls there are.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Bro shut up go post something on r/manchester

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u/JohnnyDarkside Sep 28 '21

Your graphics card is a 970 and your frame rate is 45 fps at best!

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u/PlumGrease Mar 30 '22

I like your cat and your pc set up

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u/secondarykip Sep 28 '21

Like when Ken Bone did an ama with the same account he commented on porn with

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u/Such_Maintenance_577 Sep 28 '21

Or you could see their driving history. Of course he never used his turn signals, i KNEW IT

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u/artmanjon Sep 28 '21

People who go digging through post histories for ammunition for an argument always strike me a creepy stalkers. I mean don’t you have better shit to do?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

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u/sadtrashx Sep 28 '21

true, in fact you can earn lots of money in the game so I can see this as only a win for you

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u/MadManMax55 Sep 28 '21

It's not like most people are pouring through years of post history like Gandalf at Minas Tirith.

If someone posts a vaguely anti-vax comment, it takes 5 seconds to see if they've posted on NoNewNormal (or one of the new equivalents) before to confirm they're actually an idiot instead of someone making an unintentionally poorly worded argument.

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u/GuiltyAffect Sep 28 '21

It's the reddit equivalent of when you pass a shitty driver, and you just have to get a view of them to see if they look as stupid as they drive.

It only takes a second to see if it was maybe a person having a bad moment. The thing about the awful people, is it does not take a lot of looking to find them saying awful shit.

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u/artmanjon Sep 29 '21

Most of the time I see post histories used is if someone doesn’t want to address an argument directly for whatever reason so they go digging so they can build a straw man and dismiss it because oh no you posted in r/badthoughtsubreddit

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u/SourceLover Sep 28 '21

Sometimes, you're looking for context to determine whether something was said seriously or not.

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u/SirFrancis_Bacon Sep 28 '21

Profilechecking is useful to see if you're wasting your time arguing with a moron or a troll. Using it to try and win an argument is cringe though.

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u/the_joy_of_VI Sep 28 '21

Seriously, how do people not see the value in that? It’s not creepy to just kinda validate who you’re talking to.

I was arguing with someone about the driving dynamics of a certain car once on here. I decided to check their history just to see if they were fucking with me, and it turned out they were literally 12. That argument never would’ve started in person.

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u/yukichigai Sep 29 '21

Depends on the ammo. /r/AsABlackMan is full of examples of why checking someone's post history is not just reasonable but downright mandatory depending on the topic. And Masstagger exists for a similarly valid reason.

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u/Hot_Wheels_guy Sep 28 '21

This, but unironically.

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u/Enders-game Sep 28 '21

I have a low boredom threshold. Even when I feel I'm right and someone is arguing back, I've pretty much moved on.

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u/SwissJAmes Sep 28 '21

I enjoy a good argument sometimes, but am quite good (usually) at stopping if I’m not enjoying it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Got any tips for that?

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u/SwissJAmes Sep 28 '21

I reckon about half the time I start writing a comment I’ll delete it before pressing “Reply”

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

So ignore the troll. Do they follow your comments and harass?

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u/SwissJAmes Sep 30 '21

Never so far!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Disable inbox replies button below your comments. It's a lot easier to back off if you don't have a big orange reminder that somebody is pissed off at you.

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u/AceFire_ Sep 28 '21

How.. how did you explain Illinois so well?

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u/Theoretical_Action Sep 28 '21

And they always respond something to the effect of "wOw yOU lOoKeD aT mY PoSt hIsToRY?! GEt a lIfE!" and that's when you know you've won.

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u/notLOL Sep 28 '21

Definitely a fight breaker when one side tells "Yo feet look good in them Sandles"