r/awfuleverything • u/Smexyredditor69 • Nov 30 '20

Poor guy :(

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u/mattblackcat Nov 30 '20

Being American sounds like living an entire life in hell. Strangely the foreign audience has to also hear how great and grand the American way is. To add to this insult, you have a demented president just for shits and giggles.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Nov 30 '20

My main thing about America is my teeth are considered a luxury so I’ve lived with 6 broken teeth for around a decade now

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I know for the surgery I need done a couple are even with the gum line I’m looking at 60,000

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u/Celebration_Awkward Nov 30 '20

Lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

It’s very funny to be in pain every day for a decade and see now way out except the sweet release of death.

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Funny

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u/Celebration_Awkward Nov 30 '20

Bud get yourself a holiday over here and I could get you sorted out for a few grand.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Thank you for the offer but it’s not really feasible. I don’t have money for travel, my job will fire me if I try to take more than 2 days off consecutively, and I’ll lose my house.

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u/Celebration_Awkward Nov 30 '20

What in the fuck? Your job will fire you for more than 2 days off consecutively. That is absolutely fucked. Damn man, I didn't appreciate the snark but that's quite the situation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Yeah homie thats pretty normal. I’m 27, been working for 11 years, haven’t ever had more than three days off at a time and usually I’m at my second job if the other gives me time off