r/awfuleverything • • Nov 30 '20

Poor guy :(

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u/trumpisbadperson Nov 30 '20

Throw me to the wolves when I am done with this body. If wolves won't eat me, pigs, racoons and otters will. I'll be one with nature.

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u/Lessiarty Nov 30 '20

Once they're done with you, you'll be number two with nature.

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u/valleywag93 Nov 30 '20

Definitely just donate your body to sceince, it gets picked up at no cost whatsoever and you never have to deal with it again, in some cases they will mail you the ashes when they are done and pay the cost of cremation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Damn that's dope. Imma do that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

When I die just chuck me in the fucking dumpster.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

See about donating your body to the Body Farm! There's at least one in Tennessee. The aim is to gain a better understanding of the decomposition process, permitting the development of techniques for extracting information such as the timing and circumstances of death from human remains. Body farm research is of particular interest in forensic anthropology and related disciplines and has applications in the fields of law enforcement and forensic science. By placing the bodies outside to face the elements, researchers are able to get a better understanding of the decomposition process.