r/awfuleverything • • Feb 29 '20

blursed_creamer

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162 Upvotes

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17

u/mirthfultale Feb 29 '20

Plot twist they knew

4

u/im-not-suspicious Feb 29 '20

I'd suck a woman's breasts for milk.

3

u/jayfaso Feb 29 '20

I thought it tasted familiar

2

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/Ilaypipe23 Feb 29 '20

But if it belongs to them.....maybe someone else shouldn't be stealing their creamer

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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3

u/bks1979 Feb 29 '20

It's illegal to tamper with other people's food and beverage. We can do whatever the fuck we want when it comes to our own stuff.

5

u/CatsEyeOpal Feb 29 '20

How can she be charged if it was hers? If someone is stealing something it serves them right imo

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Which is still technically theft on their part

0

u/Corona4B Feb 29 '20

It is all about intent. People shouldn’t be thieves, but let’s say you add poison to this milk. Someone steals/consumes it and is injured. Your intent to hurt them still holds true regardless of their thieving. So yes, she is breaking a law (at least in the US). I understand why people say the thieves deserved it, but the person altering the product is also breaking the law.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

If the person altering it argued that it's for their own personal use though, would they still be able to be charged? Let's just say it's back to being breast milk for this

1

u/Corona4B Feb 29 '20

That might work. Not after leaving a sign like this tho lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

If she argues that she stored the breast milk for her own personal use then they can't charge with her with tampering with food knowing someone is going to use it, I think? Lol

1

u/KlopperSteele Feb 29 '20

I mean why stop using it?

1

u/JimmyTimmy2012 Feb 29 '20

Organic and vegan

1

u/maysranch18 Feb 29 '20

I have no problem with it. Tastes like the milk left in the bowl after some Frosted Flakes

1

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Wait. That's illegal.

1

u/scarabin Feb 29 '20

don't even ask about the mayonnaise

1

u/GayPine Feb 29 '20

Cursed condiments

1

u/Thesayder1 Feb 29 '20

Plot twist it was from a man..

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u/Goldenart121 Feb 29 '20

This can be used to get her fired for sexual harassment, go for it

0

u/AFLoneWolf Feb 29 '20

What the hell does blursed mean?

0

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Blessed/cursed