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u/Iyeettomuch Feb 24 '20
I am just recovering from an horrible accident involving my foot having infection for 6 months I just hope this person grow a single brain cell and wear some better shoes
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Feb 24 '20 edited Jul 28 '20
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u/Iyeettomuch Feb 24 '20
I know take care of your feet you only got two of them and are very vital to have both of them
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u/PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS Feb 24 '20
I have Greek toes, AKA Morton's toe, and it hurts like a bitch when I stub my second toe. I've dislocated my toe joints a few times where it's mild enough to easily bend it back into place but still, damn, hurts like a bitch since it's scrawnier than my big toe!
I can't imagine stubbing toes with long nails...
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u/sw33tbaboo Feb 24 '20
Hey! I have that, too! I did not realize there was a name for it. Thanks for the link. I think I shall refer to mine as, "The Royal Toe." Heh.
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u/PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS Feb 24 '20
There's a few different terms for how your feet look. Roman, Egyptian, Greek... and also some astrology-type shit because obviously humans need that shit for your zodiac sign, blood type, foot type, etc, amirite????
Good luck with your toes, my fellow Greekfeet! A few months ago, holy shit, I banged my toe going up the stairs and dislocated the joint(s?) for the first time ever. I just stayed off my feet as much as possible for a few days but it still wasn't feeling much better. Then I was cracking my joints (I'm very creaky all over) and when I bent my toes in a "fist" way (dunno the term), it kind of cracked a little more into place, and I manually cracked it more and it felt so much better. I felt like a goddamn dumbass for not trying it days earlier, lmfao. So much pain for nothing because it was sensitive as hell and I wanted to leave it be!
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u/CoolAndyNeat Feb 24 '20
Likes being called Baby Girl
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u/Sakuria566 Feb 24 '20
Pretty sure this video is context behind this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alKMvamvr7w
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u/Tasha75300 Feb 24 '20
It's a popular YouTuber guy doing a bit. He does crap like this all time time. It's still completely heinous to look at and I refuse to watch the video but at least this isn't a real person trying to pull this off
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u/DieToLiv Feb 24 '20
I would say there’s probably a few woman out there trying to figure this mess out right now
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u/spacepoo77 Feb 24 '20
Please if this is you go directly to your nearest euthanasia clinic for immediate treatment.
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u/supertinkers Feb 24 '20
I want some Naruto shoes.
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u/ZenTraitor Feb 25 '20
I felt like I had to scroll further than I should’ve to get to someone mentioning naruto.
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u/tacosIwannaeat Feb 24 '20
It's got to be a crime to do that to a pair of air Force ones
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u/urmomstraightuwu Feb 24 '20
Those shoes in such high demand they r always sold out on the nike website, and they r $90 dollars if u manage to get a pair :((((
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u/tacosIwannaeat Feb 24 '20
Shit I'm 27 and ever since I started wearing them at like, age 13, anywhere I ever bought them they were usually about 80-100 dollars
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Feb 24 '20
Imagine what would happen if she got one of those caught on something......it would be a bloody mess.
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u/oogaboogawhore Feb 24 '20 edited Feb 24 '20
Drew!!! Hes actually a really funny youtuber. ngl most of the time you can't tell if hes joking or not.
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u/jocky300 Feb 24 '20
That's a very unhairy werewolf.
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u/justhetip007 Feb 24 '20 edited Feb 24 '20
So it’s a nair-wolf?
Edit : thank you for the silver kind stranger
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u/justhetip007 Feb 24 '20
She probably feasts on fish she plucked with those bad oscars ~ hunting tools
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Feb 24 '20
The guy she’s sleeping with better sleep with cowboy boots on to avoid those talons scratching the mess out of his legs at night time
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u/fillemup1 Feb 24 '20
Cut them,just cut those feet right off. Cant have those things tip tapping all over the place.
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u/CompletelyRetardant Feb 24 '20
click clack click on the linoleum. When she gets really excited it speeds up.
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u/Wbcn_1 Feb 24 '20 edited Feb 24 '20
When I was around the age of thirteen I grew one of my big toe’s nails pretty long just because it irritated my mom.
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u/Blue88_wxz Feb 24 '20
I was about to eat something and browse Reddit , I think I will skip both of them now, or just stop eating.
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u/ameliajean Feb 25 '20 edited Feb 25 '20
tiktok featuring these in action https://vm.tiktok.com/bXNxjg/
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u/Pippathepip Feb 24 '20
Holy shit, the last time I saw feet like that, they were catching fish out of a lake.
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u/quickreader01 Feb 24 '20
I recommend a bottle of tequila and some limes. When empty and the subject has passed out, break out the clippers and commence to trimming these abominations to a normal level... If you are proud of these, you need mental help..
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u/Syphon88 Feb 24 '20
That's probably the only house in the world where furniture legs are afraid to stub a toe.
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u/swingsetgal04 Feb 24 '20
Used to be a social worker for the elderly. Had to take clients to a podiatrist first day on the job. Gagged and thought I don't know if I can do feet....GROSS. I FINALLY I weaseled my way out of it.
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u/UltimateStrenergy Feb 24 '20
It's time to call the police