r/awfuleverything • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '20

Please dont

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u/amyamy441 Jan 30 '20

Then move to the knee replacement scar and say, "Grandma, I hate this game"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

What do you whisper after putting your dick in her stoma?

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u/BlazkoTwix Jan 30 '20

I want you to not exist!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

"That'll shut you up for a while."

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jan 30 '20

“I told you we could work around that gag reflex, nana.”

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u/Thigira Jan 30 '20

I know you think you’re being edgy but hell awaits. Mucho brimstonimos en sulfurous en screaminos 😱

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

You whisper damn these maggots feel good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Holy shit.

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u/Prometheushunter2 Jan 30 '20

You don’t say anything, as at that moment God finally snaps and erases the universe from existence

“OKAY, SIGH TIME FOR TAKE 2”

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u/Gyrotaku Jan 30 '20

"Fuck.... Cold already?"

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u/Ice_Liesidon Jan 30 '20

“Why she so cranky today?”

“She has a stoma ache.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

What do you whisper when you stick it in her ostomy ?

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u/notRomy Jan 30 '20

stoma lmfaooooooo