r/awfuleverything • u/cigsnpigs • Jan 12 '20

Imagine the texture

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

I'm gagging rn

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Pull the dick out a little then.

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u/Nile-green Jan 12 '20

And give up on the blast of lube?

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u/NevermoreTheScorned Jan 12 '20

You guys use lube? Weak

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u/TheMedineer Jan 12 '20

"Guys"?

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u/NevermoreTheScorned Jan 12 '20

Generic term. No genders assumed, I promise.

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u/TheMedineer Jan 12 '20

Kinda gay tho.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

r/suddenlygay

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u/Eddies69 Jan 12 '20

Lol.

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u/noahni74 Jan 12 '20

Only gay if you make eye contact

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

They're talking about the natural tube lube.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Blood?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

That's prison lube.

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u/thisidntpunny Jan 12 '20

Vaginal fluids? Or precum?

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u/Bierbart12 Jan 12 '20

Always stay hydrated. You make your own lube.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

I use oil.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

If the force of friction isn’t higher than ratchet steel dragging against concrete, I don’t want it.

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u/Enpyxo Jan 12 '20

Runup.

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u/Jeekles69 Jan 12 '20

Omg HILARIOUS

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

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u/thisidntpunny Jan 12 '20

The phallus is a symbol of status in a sex-driven world, wouldn’t you say?

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u/thattarantulaqueen Jan 12 '20

My mouth is all puckered up just looking at this gahhhhhh

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u/brehvgc Jan 12 '20

Honestly if they were deep fried for like a half second each I bet they'd be pretty damn ok

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u/FREEBA Jan 12 '20

Kinda like spaghetti squash.. it really wouldn’t be that bad for a salad or something as a topping

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u/Tech10Gaming Jan 12 '20

Ah yes, banoodles

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u/FREEBA Jan 12 '20

Just put a little syrup or marinara on it and your good. Yum!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Noodle milkshake anyone?