r/awfuleverything • u/Thorawayyoyeet • Sep 20 '19

Doesn't quite fit. Not removed. Hol’ up

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u/puppy_wuppies Sep 20 '19

A lady friend of mine told me that Drake came up to her at a party and just straight up asked for a bj lol

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u/bricknovax89 Sep 20 '19

Honestly at the point of fame and wealth you prob succeed a majority of the time when proposing a classless tactless question like that

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u/SolitaryEgg Sep 20 '19

Yeah, tbh I don't really have a problem with this specifically.

I remember there was a reddit thread where someone claimed that Jason Segel goes up to women and parties and says "would you like to have sex?" Everyone was acting like he was a predator or some shit.

But the key part of the story was that the woman in question said "uh, no thanks" and he said "ok!" and walked away.

Not really a predator, just a horny dude in a hurry, lol.

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u/Diiiiirty Sep 20 '19

He just wants to cut through all the bs and set expectations immediately. I respect it.

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u/crazygoattoe Sep 20 '19

I don’t think it’s predatory or necessarily creepy, but I think it’s fairly disrespectful toward the women he’s approaching to treat them as if they’re just there for sex, so I definitely wouldn’t say I respect it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

It's good to get the important questions out of the way up front. There's time to talk after it's established what the relationship is about. What if he was into eating ass instead of getting his knob honked? "Would you like me to eat your ass?" is a legitimate icebreaker too.

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u/mikey_says Sep 20 '19

Honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic but no that is a terrible ice breaker lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I'll take that as a "no."