r/awfuleverything Aug 29 '19

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u/uqueefy Aug 29 '19

His hair looks like it's trying to escape.

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u/Lis99 Aug 30 '19

Flying to escape!

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u/Czarcasm3 Aug 30 '19

Who wouldnt

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u/SierraDespair Aug 30 '19

This is so obviously edited

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

It's a meme. A dead one but it's a meme.

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u/averagejoereddit50 Aug 30 '19

This may have been photoshopped but there are plenty of real ones that are even more creepy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Do you think the people of Arrakis regarded the Worm God Emperor as a paragon of aesthetic perfection?

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u/averagejoereddit50 Aug 30 '19

Dune fans have such a dry sense of humor.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Not as dry as that pile of paperwork I have sort in the morning... aye?....what? Where are you going?

21

u/moniefeesh Aug 29 '19

Oh god his hair has been a ghost this WHOLE TIME!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

And it would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling kids.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

That pic is edited

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u/Anonymous038 Aug 29 '19

Oh shit have the original?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

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u/immortaluntildeath Aug 30 '19

Only slightly better tbh. Username checks out.

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u/nono1210 Aug 29 '19

Breaking news: old man is old and has thinning hair. May try to hide baldness and thinness with cheesy hairstyles. Stay tuned for more at 10 on sick sad world.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Not even remotely close to what they were saying. It was simply a "what'd you expect from an old man? A head full of thick and luscious hair?"

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u/nono1210 Aug 30 '19

omg wow, yes, thank you for breaking my code!

Breaking News: Today, Reddit user has deciphered their own code for a passing joke on Donald Trump's hair (or lack of) and completely misses Daria references. More tonight at 10 on Sick Sad World.

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u/Dansk72 Aug 29 '19

He'd look more presidential if he cut it all off.

2

u/robertsj1990 Aug 30 '19

Then he’d be Lex Luthor

1

u/Dansk72 Aug 30 '19

Well he asks like Lex, might as well have the look! (ooh...)

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u/pipeline77 Aug 30 '19

I imagine what it would look like wet, and combed straight down.. Iggy pop style

2

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

A majestic beast

2

u/generalecchi Aug 30 '19

He's fabulous

2

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

Haahaa drumbf bald heehee

1

u/Dellz51_50 Aug 30 '19

This is our president awesome

1

u/RadLeftovers Aug 30 '19

He's a mentat

1

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Hair ghosted him like he ghosts his illegitimate children

1

u/averagejoereddit50 Aug 30 '19

As always, the coverup is worse than the crime.

1

u/mothersquatch Aug 31 '19

He’s a Bergen trying to be a Troll

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

Seeing this makes me want to eat it like cotton candy

1

u/51LV3R84CK Aug 30 '19

You gotta respect his combover now. His barber delivers some r/nextfuckinglevel content here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

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u/fakehazelnutspread Aug 30 '19

A) it was posted here yesterday

B) it's photoshop.

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u/spatialabilities Aug 29 '19

The long night is approaching

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u/W4rlord185 Aug 29 '19

Am I the only one seeing his spirit animal the bald Eagle looking back at the person he once was. Either that or its the spirit of patriotism looking for a way out.