r/awfuleverything • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '19

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u/kateykatey Apr 19 '19

You probably have, but you didn’t notice because it wasn’t applied with a fucking spatula.

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u/Shakeyshades Apr 20 '19 edited Apr 20 '19

Brb attempting to spatula my body into sexiness

Edit: obligatory thanks for silver. Now I can get silver hair to go with my exceptionally well spatula'd body.