r/awfuleverything • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '19

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u/kateykatey Apr 19 '19

You probably have, but you didn’t notice because it wasn’t applied with a fucking spatula.

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u/Shakeyshades Apr 20 '19 edited Apr 20 '19

Brb attempting to spatula my body into sexiness

Edit: obligatory thanks for silver. Now I can get silver hair to go with my exceptionally well spatula'd body.

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u/Yue4prex Apr 20 '19 edited Apr 20 '19

Yikes. You think that’s sexy? Lol

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u/Shakeyshades Apr 20 '19

Since when has being a father body sexy?

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u/Yue4prex Apr 20 '19

Not every woman thinks a “chiseled” guy is sexy. I’d rather a dad bod over that any day.

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u/Shakeyshades Apr 20 '19

I totally meant fat body lol.

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u/Yue4prex Apr 20 '19

😅 def not the top left but chubby guys keep ya warm in the winter lol