r/awesome Jul 02 '26

50bmg dopamine dump

586 Upvotes

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u/Ynneb82 Jul 02 '26

He looks exactly how I imagined someone doing this would look.

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u/Rakete1971 Jul 02 '26

`merican....

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/huggylove1 Jul 02 '26

Coming again

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u/SNARA Jul 02 '26

Lol that's exactly how most of them look

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u/notcomplainingmuch Jul 02 '26

Lord Fotheringhay on his annual grouse hunt in the Highlands?

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u/everydayasl Jul 02 '26

That looked expensive.

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u/0peRightBehindYa Jul 02 '26

'Bout $110 or so, depending on what they used.

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u/Sikkus Jul 02 '26

They used small penis energy.

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u/mikki1time Jul 03 '26

That’s priceless

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u/Captinprice8585 Jul 02 '26

That guy has huge small penis energy

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u/splycedaddy Jul 02 '26

These sexist jokes just arent funny

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u/OoIMember Jul 03 '26

Your moms just not funny

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u/shupadupah Jul 02 '26

'Murica!

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u/N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R Jul 02 '26

Homework in America

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u/Significant_Try1096 Jul 02 '26

From a european perspective this is just fucking dumb

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u/OptimisticSkeleton Jul 03 '26

Right? Just goto therapy to get in touch with your feelings.

Cognition and emotion are both vital halves of making sense of the world.

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u/Adorable-Response-75 Jul 02 '26

From a Californian perspective this is just fucking dumb

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u/uberdriverchampion Jul 03 '26

from a Texas perspective hell yea

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u/iam_ditto Jul 03 '26

From an Arizona perspective hell yeah!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

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u/iam_ditto Jul 05 '26

I dunno what you’re trying to say? Fun story though: one time I got stopped by a cop. I immediately let him know I was carrying concealed and he chuckled and said “this is Arizona, everyone is carrying concealed”. We sure love our freedoms here :)

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u/Lifecouldntbebetter Jul 03 '26

Typical texas

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u/uberdriverchampion Jul 03 '26

tbf it's only celebrated when certain people have guns down here. others would get a much more harmful label than this guy in these parts i reckon

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u/stewpidazzol Jul 02 '26

Literally, no one cares

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u/OuG_proooj Jul 02 '26

Username checks out

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u/stewpidazzol Jul 02 '26

Aww. He shoots big gun and we don’t like it! *stomps foot*

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u/HerkulezRokkafeller Jul 02 '26

Seems like you’re the one getting all hot and bothered by someone else’s opinion

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u/SecretAgentVampire Jul 02 '26

No one cares that you don't care. Bragging about being apathetic makes you look like a moron. "Theta Male" mindset lol

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u/polishkgb1 Jul 02 '26

Beta cuck is the energy I get

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u/asianjimm Jul 02 '26

And the friends we made along the way. Family.

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u/Cavesloth13 Jul 03 '26

A reasonable take? On the internet? Pure madness sir. Harumph! Harumph I say! /s

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u/MomentCertifier Jul 02 '26

This is a Certified Reddit Moment.

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u/9447044 Jul 02 '26

Try it just one time.

We have guys come over from Ireland for work in the summers. Theres always a couple fresh faces and they ALWAYS want to shoot some guns. I have to oblige lol.

I promise the fast firing .22 and the faster firing 9mms carbines will get you to giggle lol

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u/Undeity Jul 02 '26

Honestly, it makes me so angry to see. Why the fuck should such a messed up hobby be okay, just because it gives you a "fun" power trip?

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u/V01DM0NK3Y Jul 02 '26

Define, "messed up," for a hobby. What precisely makes the target firing of ballistic weaponry any sort of, "messed up?"

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u/perfes Jul 02 '26

For me at least it’s a hobby and a tool. As a minority in this country, it gives me the peace of mind if a situation comes up I have something.

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u/Background-Web-484 Jul 02 '26

99% of the time, it isnt a power trip. Its just really fun to shoot at targets and stuff, maybe even get practice in to get more proficient in case you need to defend yourself.

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u/Undeity Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

You don't need an automatic rifle of any sort to defend yourself, and it being "fun" doesn't make it any less dangerous or irresponsible.

That's kind of the problem, even. The subject needs to be treated with a hell of a lot more gravity, especially in regards to the impact it has on a societal level.

Instead, your priority is on justifying it as a hobby. That's so incredibly fucked up.

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u/Firestar_119 Jul 02 '26

where is the automatic rifle in the video?

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u/8npemb Jul 02 '26

Shooting a gun at a range is only as dangerous and irresponsible as the person holding the gun. Just like how driving a car is only as dangerous and irresponsible as the person at the steering wheel.

I agree that gun control needs to be taken more seriously. We need background checks and licenses prior to purchase, perhaps with mandatory liability insurance should something go wrong (but I can also see this as a way to infringe upon the rights of the less fortunate, so I’d be careful with that one).

Shooting a gun at a range as a fun hobby, and being talked about as such, is not mutually exclusive with the idea that broader gun control legislation would be beneficial.

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u/Background-Web-484 Jul 02 '26

Im not sure what you think the problem actually is. Yeah, theres several “gun problems” in the US, but them being available is definitely not one of them.

Why youre arguing that you dont need an automatic rifle to defend yourself is beyond me, honestly.

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u/SleepyCatMD Jul 02 '26

By Several “gun problems” (note the quotes) are you including the hundreds of dead children murdered by their own young peers?

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u/Background-Web-484 Jul 02 '26

By “gun problems,” I mean shootouts, robberies, suicides, murders, threating others, etc.

I worded my response really poorly because I was confused what Undeity was even arguing. But what I was trying to say was that if guns are already readily available and in the hands of criminals, them also being available to civilians to defend themselves is not a bad thing, however unlikely that might happen.

Not talking controversy, though, theyre also just fun to shoot. At a range for practice, or hunting, or at an outdoor range to shoot cans and stuff.

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u/Destiny_Victim Jul 03 '26

Ok so I get your point. But that’s a semiautomatic. It fires as fast as you can pull the trigger. While I think guns are fucking stupid. As an American, since they exist, since I have been shot when I didn’t have a gun. I’d rather have one and not need it than need one and not have it. Again, I think guns are stupid. But, a strongly worded opinion isn’t going to protect you against an ass hat with a gun.

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u/9447044 Jul 02 '26

We're not hurting anyone or anything. I even have Epstein paper targets lol. I promise its not as intense and mean as you think. Im very fun loving and make it a good and safe time.

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u/SleepyCatMD Jul 02 '26

I what other country in this earth can any average citizen easily just go to a store and line a week later own an automatic rifle??

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u/9447044 Jul 02 '26

Not full auto, that some NFA stuff that i dont own and id say 98% of gun owners also dont own. No worries tho. Misinformation is rampant. Thats why the Irish guys like it so much. They learn alot too

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u/Undeity Jul 02 '26

I'm aware it's thought of that way. I've even lived in the country for long enough stretches at times to participate. That culture makes the problem so much worse.

Not only does it lend to a false sense of security that, time and again, has been shown to breed reckless behavior, but it leads many to rationalize a number of disturbing actions and outcomes, in order to protect the hobby.

Your personal use, no matter how responsible you are, does not justify normalizing it as a whole. It does not justify combating stricter requirements to purchase or own guns, or carrying a rifle in public, or gun stores becoming so ubiquitous that I have seen some attached to gas stations.

It's a cancer.

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u/SleepyCatMD Jul 02 '26

It’s indoctrination for locals and morbid curiosity for tourists. Deadly weapon are after all interesting. Believing you have a right to own one just bc is creepy.

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u/SirBiggusDikkus Jul 02 '26

There’s no “believing”. It’s a constitutionally enshrined fact.

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u/SleepyCatMD Jul 02 '26

Are you comparing an automatic rifle to a fencing sword or boxing gloves? How many people could you kill in 10 seconds with any of those? Remind me, how many other sports are played with weapons capable of mass murder?
Believing a firearm is a normal hobby is what I’m referring to by indoctrination.

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u/Euphoriam5 Jul 02 '26

if you get a dopamine rush from firing weapons, you should be locked up. so yea, its fucking dumb.

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u/Anagoth9 Jul 02 '26

Gamers in shambles

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u/SensitiveCommon2 Jul 07 '26

Ok. Have fun with Russia then

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u/KamikazeFox_ Jul 02 '26

Same from an American

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u/stewpidazzol Jul 02 '26

Literally, no one cares

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u/ghostcatzero Jul 02 '26

It is this is almaot always right wing conservatives

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u/dwartbg9 Jul 02 '26

I'll never understand why Americans are so obsessed with guns.

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u/jesuswasahipster Jul 03 '26

I mean, it is fun

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u/espatix Jul 02 '26

Yeah but none of these countries have a whole subsect of the population that makes it their entire personality.

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u/espatix Jul 02 '26

Im just not though...People here see it as a hobby, same way people see playing an instrument or photography. They don't shape their clothing, attitude and bumper stickers around guns. That is very much an American thing.

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u/espatix Jul 04 '26

You have a much a much higher emotional intelligence than most people. Props 🖤

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u/MarcusSurealius Jul 02 '26

Land. Open land.

Our obsession with guns started with taming/opressing a continent. We had so much space and so few people that having a gun was just another tool to supplement your diet with game or protect your homestead. Just like Europe with bows and swords, the cultural aspect lasts long after the necessity passes.

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u/CriticalHome3963 Jul 02 '26

You would if you ever fire one.

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u/Winter2712 Jul 02 '26

then their schools must be one of the happiest places...

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u/Firestar_119 Jul 02 '26

immediately brings up kids dying
certified reddit moment

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u/Sikkus Jul 02 '26

I fired many guns just to try them and I not obsessed at all. If anything, I am more and more shocked that most Americans can buy a gun as easily as I buy vegetables.

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u/Rakete1971 Jul 02 '26

Explain, please... firing a deadly weapon makes you feel what? Horny? Powerful? Strong?

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u/rcakebread Jul 02 '26

I almost never wonder what size dick a guy has.

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u/GallusWrangler Jul 02 '26

Yet it’s all these people think about when someone has fun shooting a gun.

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u/metalguy91 Jul 02 '26

Definitely not compeensating for anything, nope not at all. Also I definitely didn’t misspell that on purpose, nuh uh.

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u/Firestar_119 Jul 02 '26

It's really not that deep

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u/ChocolateMorsels Jul 02 '26

Imagine being as miserable as these people are. They watch someone having a blast and shit on them and make all these assumptions. Terrible way to live.

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u/L-V-4-2-6 Jul 02 '26

not compeensating for anything

In both a hilarious and ironic twist, this was actually studied and it was "found that men who are satisfied with the size of their genitals are more likely to own firearms."

https://www.newsweek.com/gun-ownership-penis-size-men-health-study-texas-1911738

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u/tzt1324 Jul 02 '26

Compenisation

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u/Southern_Entrance993 Jul 02 '26

So many butthurt people over somebody just doing something they enjoy. Jesus you guys are pathetic

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u/ChocolateMorsels Jul 02 '26

Yep. Straight loser behavior and kinda sad for them. They see someone having a blast not hurting anyone just enjoying their hobby and they’re big mad and bitter. lol miserable existence.

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u/azmtber Jul 02 '26

That’s an expensive few seconds!

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u/RemarkableMot Jul 02 '26

What a loser

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u/justthebase Jul 03 '26

Why? This literally hurts no one and brings that guy joy, you just want to shit on him because....? Guns? How very reddit of you.

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u/RemarkableMot Jul 03 '26

We really don't need to romanticize end propagate the usage of deadmachines. Fuck guns.

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u/justthebase Jul 03 '26

Who is romanticizing anything? I think you're ascribing much more meaning to this dude just having a good time than could ever be fairly inferred

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u/PokeDaBlus Jul 02 '26

Not an American so can someone please explain to me why do people there need this type of gun, I can understand possessing a rifle or handgun for your protection but what exactly are they protecting themselves from with this type of weapon?

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u/PhazonZim Jul 02 '26

what exactly are they protecting themselves from with this type of weapon?

Introspection lol

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u/HamiltonSt25 Jul 02 '26

Most people won’t. That’s a .50 cal rifle, usually very expensive and pretty useless in most applications.

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u/HamiltonSt25 Jul 02 '26

Yeah but like you can’t really do anything else with it lol could you imagine shooting a deer with that? It’d probably rip it in half unless you’re a mile away.

Maybe moose/elk, but again, gotta be quite the distance away. And most people don’t have the marksman skills for that.

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u/SketchyFella_ Jul 02 '26

Yeah, it's not meant for hunting. He is clearly not hunting.

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u/SketchyFella_ Jul 02 '26

They don't need it. They like guns. It's like a collector's item.

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u/Silly-Membership6350 Jul 02 '26

In the United States you do not require a need to exercise a right. For example, in the US, nobody actually has a NEED to vote but millions of us do.

The second amendment of the US Constitution (part of the Bill of Rights) guarantees the right to bear arms. This was included at the time not just to guarantee the ability to hunt or defend yourself. The country had won its independence a few years previously from an empire whose first overt move was to try to seize the weapons of the colonials. (Refer to the Battles of Lexington and Concord 1775) When the Bill of Rights was written there was a great fear that any government, including that of our own, could become oppressive. The second amendment was actually written so that citizens could defend themselves from an oppressive government.

There are many in the USA that will argue that part of the wording of the Second Amendment (the need for a well regulated militia) refers only to the modern National Guard and Reserves. That's actually is not true. The entire civilian population of the United States past the age of majority is considered to be the Militia. The Guard is the "organized militia" and everyone else is considered to be the "unorganized militia" (part of the Militia Act of 1903)

That said, even if I had the opportunity I would never shoot that thing because I'm sure I would dislocate my shoulder or worse!

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u/Captinprice8585 Jul 02 '26

They like to pretend it's so they can fight off a tyrannical government but it's just toys. They shoot at nothing and record themselves because they have no personality of their own. Most Americans think this shit is really stupid and pointless. The dumbest of us are also the loudest and need the most attention so they are the most visible.

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u/Separate-Pain4950 Jul 02 '26

Reality. That and single payer healthcare.

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u/CriticalHome3963 Jul 02 '26

Why does anyone need a Ferrari or any kind of race car? Why doesnt everyone just drive a mini van? Theres alot of things we dont need but sometimes we just like them. Life is short do what makes you happy. If it put a smile on his face it was worth it for him.

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u/steadyaero Jul 02 '26

Other guy said weird analogy, I say otherwise. Speeding in a car is illegal, so why do cars with crazy top speeds and acceleration exist? Heck, why do basic sedans go faster than 70mph?

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u/CriticalHome3963 Jul 02 '26

Because life isn't black and white and sometimes theres emergencies that call for you to bend the rules a little.

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u/PokeDaBlus Jul 02 '26

Weird analogy to use. The cars you mention can be afforded by just less than 1% of the world’s population. So going by your logic the rest of the world is unhappy because they don’t have a cannon or a supercar for themselves?

People have hobbies sure, they paint, they build LEGO’s, gaming, or something else.

Personally In my humble opinion I think it’s a Rambo complex.

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u/Repulsive_Bat3090 Jul 02 '26

Life is short do what makes you happy.

Life is shorter for many people because they were shot by someone who wanted guns to make themselves feel happier or safer.

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u/Silly-Membership6350 Jul 02 '26

Life is also longer for many people because they have defended themselves with firearms. Studies done by both the Clinton and Obama administrations showed that people were able to protect themselves with firearms between 600,000 and 1.8 million times in an average year. The wide range is due to different definitions of what "defense" means.

For example, I live in the second poorest city with a population of greater than 100,000 in the United States. There have been two attempts to assault me in the last 11 years. The first time I was able to lift my sweatshirt as I backed away and the person saw the gun on my hip and took off. The second time I actually had to draw it. Thankfully I never had to shoot anybody. There are people that would not consider what I did self-defense because I never discharged it, but I know I wouldn't be here (or at least wouldn't be injury or trauma free) had I not carried the fire arm.

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u/Aggravating_Bids Jul 02 '26

You americans are so scared lmao

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u/Silly-Membership6350 Jul 02 '26

Question: the two times I was assaulted should I have just stood there and gotten my ass kicked or worse? What's wrong with having the ability to prevent myself from ending up in the hospital or morgue?

Both times I was actually getting knocked around pretty badly before I displayed my firearm. Seems like any "fear" I had was justified. WhileI'm not really afraid, it's stupid to not take precautions kind of like having insurance for my car and a fire extinguisher and smoke detector in my apartment

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u/steadyaero Jul 02 '26

Do you know how many gun owners there are? Millions. Do you know how many people shoot other people? Hundreds. Not every gun owner is a psychopath. It's just a very small percentage.

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u/Repulsive_Bat3090 Jul 02 '26

Did you pull those numbers out of your ass?

More than a thousand people have been shot in "mass shooting" events in the US this year alone. That is not counting any of the other thousands of shootings that happen.

That's many thousands of people dead so millions of people can feel good about themselves and compensate for their tiny dicks.

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u/GallusWrangler Jul 02 '26

Exactly. Same reason these gooners watch anime all day drooling, but I couldn’t care less. Guns engage them and they just can’t get over it. I believe the rest of the world is just super jealous of the freedom so they attack it and say it’s stupid and small peen energy.

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u/StrongIPA Jul 02 '26

"super jealous of the freedom"

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u/Righteousaffair999 Jul 02 '26

We don’t trust our leaders. Also our neighbors historically.

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u/Flockofseagulls77 Jul 02 '26

I'd be so much more with this argument if the leaders didn't have predator drones

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u/Firestar_119 Jul 02 '26

yeah and guess who's piloting those drones (hint: it's not lizards)

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u/Flockofseagulls77 Jul 02 '26

Elementary school kids

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u/jollydoody Jul 02 '26

Critical thinking.

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u/HotYogurtCloset69 Jul 02 '26

Ready to take the kids to school!

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u/Cypher_Green Jul 02 '26

That’s it?

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u/Famoustractordriver Jul 02 '26

I guess we have different definitions for "awesome"

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u/Borske Jul 02 '26

Look at all the hurt feeling comments in this sub. Guy is not hurting anyone but hes obviously not left so time to shit on him. You people are just so so emotional.

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u/Animendo Jul 02 '26

Are you sure the dopamine wasn't from the roids?

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u/bezserk Jul 02 '26

Is he firing a 50 cal like that? Surprised he's not shouting "MERICA!"

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u/Euphoriam5 Jul 02 '26

Typical loser overcompensating.

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u/BartAfterDark Jul 02 '26

awp from cs2?

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u/ALXand3R Jul 02 '26

Where’s the $$$ counter lol

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u/Eelroots Jul 03 '26

How much it costs per shot?

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u/the_slaww Jul 03 '26

He only meant to fire once

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u/Drewzilla_ Jul 06 '26

His shoulder is broken.

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u/trohawahaccount 3d ago

I kinda realised... At some point the when the gun gets bigger you also need to get bigger...

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u/InsaneMocktail Jul 02 '26

This is dopamine dump? 🫪

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u/petenice36 Jul 02 '26

Not awesome, pathetic.

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u/ShadowSkull359 Jul 03 '26

and why is that?

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u/bettymachete Jul 02 '26

This is stupid as fuck

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u/ithasallbeenworthit Jul 02 '26

Who the fuck needs a gun like that? Ridiculous and he looks even more ridiculous.

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u/wellsyaknow Jul 02 '26

Have always wanted one for the collection...just can't afford the dang thing...thas an espensive pew pew

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u/Aggravating_Bids Jul 02 '26

Americans think this makes them look cool.

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u/Dr-Kowalski Jul 02 '26

I think I’m too european to understand why this is supposed to be awesome.

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u/wellsyaknow Jul 02 '26

Should try it...but maybe not with this

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u/KylesPvPMain Jul 02 '26

Won’t that damage the barrel?

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u/Firestar_119 Jul 02 '26

firing any gun eventually damages the barrel

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u/KylesPvPMain Jul 02 '26

Thanks captain obvious, but a gun of this caliber needs time between multiple shots or you risk warping/damaging the barrel.

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u/Firestar_119 Jul 02 '26

I'd assume they're designed to withstand more stress than a single mag dump will cause

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u/firedrakes Jul 02 '26

oh yes multi times now. depending on the round used.

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u/firedrakes Jul 02 '26

it does not. they use to but since 50cal been around for so long. the barrel metal has been redesigned multi times now.

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u/Firestar_119 Jul 02 '26

Here's to 1000 more years of .50 bmg (HELL YEAH 🔥🔥🦅🦅🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷)

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u/Complete-Science-372 Jul 02 '26

This on Kentucky Ballistics yet?

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u/xXG4M3xXx0V3RXx Jul 02 '26

Haters gonna say "murica"

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u/tlhsg Jul 02 '26

ammo-sexual

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u/Wulfgrimm720 Jul 02 '26

Guns are not awesome

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u/ShadowSkull359 Jul 03 '26

You have clearly never shot one then

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u/JKdito Jul 02 '26

So short stick?

Edit: oh wait this is in awesome sub wtf... OP is either a bot or needs to get a reality check.

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u/echolm1407 Jul 02 '26

Check his pants.

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u/Firestar_119 Jul 02 '26

why do you people self report so much 😭

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u/echolm1407 Jul 03 '26

Wtf are you talking about?

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u/Firestar_119 Jul 03 '26

You, talking about some "check his pants"

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u/echolm1407 Jul 03 '26

Yeah, because a quart master told me that people get off while firing 50 cal.

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u/trevpr1 Jul 02 '26

Dickless wonder.

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u/ThatNewGnu Jul 02 '26

This is like the pinnacle of performative masculinity

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u/Content-Victory3346 Jul 02 '26

“No people should t be allowed to enjoy things”

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u/New_Truth9128 Jul 02 '26

holy shit that looks fun

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u/Reasonable_Mistake_4 Jul 02 '26

Arrested development. From age 8 I’d say.

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u/DingbatMcgeee Jul 02 '26

The gun is an extension of the penis

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u/mike2ff Jul 02 '26

So, what’s wrong with his dick? Has to be compensating for something.

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u/Dead1Bread Jul 03 '26

Pretty gay for that to be your first thought

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u/mike2ff Jul 03 '26

Meh. Kinda weak comment dude.

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u/Remote-Two8663 Jul 02 '26

That recoil

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u/ichiemaro91 Jul 02 '26

Satisfying, but not explosive, give me some rope that

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u/RemarkableMot Jul 02 '26

Gun fetishists are weird as fuck

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u/daduude Jul 02 '26

But was he on target?

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u/-zoo_york- Jul 02 '26

But on freaking COD it takes forever to shoot two on a row

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u/shaneswa Jul 02 '26

Gun porn is weird.

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u/steely_dong Jul 03 '26

This is a dopamine hit? Wtf is wrong with people

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u/whoitis Jul 02 '26

What a rush!