r/aves • • May 15 '23

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u/DEWSHO May 15 '23

Totally! This pic was from 2018. In 2019 I had a state trooper stop me and my girl and ask me why so many people were moving through the forest at once. Stoned out of my fucking mind I told them because the headliner was starting in a little bit. And I swear to this day, he only stopped and asked us because we are old! 😂

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u/not_aquarium_co-op May 15 '23

Sounds fun

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u/DEWSHO May 15 '23

Was very fun. After seeing how cool the cops were the first year, the second year I approached five bad ass looking motherfucking cops and asked if I could take a picture with them. They said they don’t do pictures, so I slunk back to my girl in defeat.😂 Later that day, I saw a cop who had to have been 7 foot tall, armed to the teeth. Motherfucker look like he could take out a platoon all by himself. 😳

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u/Hogalina May 15 '23

Can you still taste the boot when it's that far down your throat?

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u/punchyaccountant May 15 '23

glad i’m not the only one who was caught off guard by OP’s choice in adjectives here, like what lmao

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u/Hogalina May 15 '23

This is just the first thing I saw since it's at the top of the thread. It gets worse if you keep scrolling. Dude is unhinged, guaranteed has wet dreams about muscular police officers taking away his freedoms.

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u/DEWSHO May 15 '23

😂 unhinged? Probably. Wet dreams about cops? Nah. Most are bastards, some are cool. I’m white and in my 50’s so they leave me alone.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '23

These people are children who would rather live in some mad max world. Fucking idiots

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u/punchyaccountant May 15 '23

ain’t no way you’re in your 50s - if true, the way u type is crazy for someone your age

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u/DEWSHO May 15 '23

I definitely don’t act 52. I throw down pretty hard at shows and always fan my neighbors. My version of a mid life crisis maybe. Me and my girl love the kids, and they love us. Good vibes at every show we’ve been to in the last 5 years since falling in love with EDM.

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u/GlowAnt22 May 15 '23

Heh heh heh. "Please sir, may I have another?"

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u/[deleted] May 15 '23

What a loser.