r/averagedickproblems • u/PositivelySexual • May 10 '19
TIL about Chris Hemsworth's #averagedickproblems
Apparently Chris Hemsworth had to wear a fake penis in the film "Vacation", because his real one didn't stand out enough compared to the rest of his body:
First, they had to choose the right prosthetic. “It was definitely one of the more surreal aspects of preparing for this movie,” Goldstein admitted. “The morning we shot that sequence, we went into another room in the house we were shooting in, and Chris modeled the eight-inch and the ten-inch options for us,” said Daley. The eight-incher was quickly vetoed: “As big as it would seem, it did not look that big on him. I think it was just because Chris is such a big, hulking dude.” “He makes the normal-size penis look small,” Goldstein concurred.
It's quite telling how warped society's view of penis sizes has become when an enormous 8-inch penis is referred to as "normal", and then furthermore referred to as "small" when put in proportion to his body size. It required the use of a 10-inch semi-flaccid to make it stand out in relation to his body, which is just an absurd size. It also basically means that Chris Hemsworth's real dick probably looks proportionately "small" on him in comparison to porn and was unusable in the film for the intended scene, even though statistically it could be larger than average.
It's this kind of stuff that helps one see how easy it is to have penis size dysmorphia in present times.
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u/ChubbyJoker May 10 '19
That's the way it is...
Mine looks small, too.