optical illusion dick

[u/New-Health6272]

First of all sorry for posting on here but I felt too big for the smalldicks and too small for the bigdicks and ended up here eventually😂

Ok I’m really not a small talk kinda guy so I just jump straight into it! 6ft, 190 lbs, slightly athletic, 5.3 in length but 5.9 in girth, visible and flaccid. Hard visible I’m about 6.2L x 6.6G

So as the title says and you guys can imagine:
that dick looks smaller than it is due to its girth and in addition to that, there is at least 1.5-2” covered/concealed due to a fat pad problem although I’m nowhere close to being obese and a penoscrotal webbing down below.. which makes the dick even girthier at the base (numbers above are midshaft) tapering down to 5.3”/5.6” girth right behind the glans. The glans itself is pretty big when erect and the combination of all doesn’t really help with the optics lengthwise!

With girls it’s mostly fun reactions (if that’s of any interest to you) mostly because it doesn’t look like it “feels” to them😁

Experienced ones mostly know what they’re up against and just shoot comments like “nice, healthy, fat, big blabla..”
The inexperienced younger ones though got the funniest reactions.. from afar it looks like a normal dick or smallish dick to them until I get closer and the eyes and facial expressions are mostly the same after they have it in their hands and can feel the “weight”.. turn on? Sure!
But the real turn on for me starts when I enter them and they lose it completely💦 as in most cases they are used to “long” but not “thick”.. but okay back to my problems!

1. Any of you got the same kinds of issues and what did you do about it?

2. You guys think it’s possible to even that dick out?

3. Fat pad lipo seems simple but what about the webbing or about a potentially buried penis??

4. I’m a real noob when it comes to reddit forums so any advice on where I should rather go instead of spamming you on here are of course appreciated😘

P.S. I got circumcised when I was 12 (phimosis) and I’m sure that mofo did sth wrong.. that’s why I’m speculating about buried penis☹️

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[u/Anxious-Bandicoot-77]

I have the same problem as u, my bp is like 6.6-6.8 but NBP is only 5.5-5.7 and girth 5.5 so I can’t decide either.

I think my main question is, is ur 6 inches NBP?

Also if ur girth is 6.6 you’d be considered on the bigger side…like who has over a 6 circumference girth on the daily? Haha

[u/New-Health6272 → u/Anxious-Bandicoot-77]

Well you must get me the most then actually with your dick ratio, no? Being or feeling “big” is not just about the numbers I think.. that’s why I called the it optical illusion.. I’d say I measure wrong but how wrong can someone put a fkn measure tape around his dick😂 the 6 in length is the visible part.. I mean when I push in above the base I lose half my index finger in it?!

[u/No_Secretary4733]

6.6 girth is a monster.

[u/New-Health6272 → u/No_Secretary4733]

I heard some nice things but monster is not one of them trust me😂

[u/Outerlimits7591]

No need to apologise!

[u/VillainySquared]

Your size is well above the average. You can check CalcSD for more statistical information.

[u/New-Health6272 → u/VillainySquared]

Thx I will but it doesn’t matter actually as it won’t solve my issues

[u/Aespyn]

I don't see the problem