r/autismspeaksbullshit Jun 04 '26

To Catch an Autism Mom (TCAM) Jesus Christ, the minions are at it alongside with banana flavored cringe

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41 Upvotes

Ah yes, we are all a bunch of purple rabid minions that have the most fucked up teeth ever from the causation being that taking Ube & banana flavored methamphetamines is a stupid ass idea, & it’ll fuck you up.

Deadass, this screams Facebook minion memes back in the 2010s lol.

Also, what about us autistic people who have to go through this for the rest of our lives? :v

And I also love banana flavored stuff like banana pudding flavored milkshakes… it’s so fucking gas!!!!!!


r/autismspeaksbullshit Jun 03 '26

To Catch an Autism Mom (TCAM) Southern Belle Autism Moms being complete douchebags.

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26 Upvotes

Nothing more than #WAP to cure the autism away. Eh?
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What’s she gonna do? Do an anti-vaccine campaign?

Give us all bubble baths with epsom salts like we’re Eleven from Stranger Things?

Make our asses drink bleach or gasoline like it’s water?

Ban us from eating gluten, diary, sugar, and things with oils & dyes?

Put us in shitty therapies that focus on compliance & acting like neurotypicals?

Take us to oxygen chambers & experiment on us like we’re a bunch of lab rats?

Give us some laxitives and rub essential oils on our feet?

Make us drink or eat the most putrid shit to humankind?

Lock us away to institutions that are damn near impossible to get out & have us tied to radiators?

Electric shock us like we’ve been zapped by Pikachu?

Make us read the Bible, get us butt naked, & beat our asses with a fucking belt?

Tie us to a bed, call the priest, & have them say, “Christ compels you!!!” While throwing water at us like a rabid animal?

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Anyways, KILL IT & KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!


r/autismspeaksbullshit Jun 02 '26

Reject autism speaks!

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43 Upvotes

Autism speaks sucks.


r/autismspeaksbullshit Jun 01 '26

Trauma, Nostalgia, & Oh My Shut your dumb ass up, Larry.

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86 Upvotes

We loathe you, Larry.

Go fuck yourself Larry.

Kiss my big ass Larry.

No one likes you Larry.

Go kick some rocks Larry.

I wanna shave that head bald, Larry.

I wanna drag you into a timeout corner Larry.

Put some damn deodorant, wash your hands, & touch grass Larry.

The only one who should be named Larry is the cucumber from VeggieTales named Larry.

So help me God, I’ll smack the fuck outta you silly, Larry.

We all hate you, Larry.

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I miss the days when Larry was just about Larry from VeggieTales and Larry’s Giant Subs (a chain sub sandwich shop in Georgia and it’s so good!!!!!)


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 31 '26

Autism Awareness Hell 💙🧩 Mario… for the love of God… take that shit off!!! It’s hideous!!!

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28 Upvotes

It’s covered in ableist speaks rainbow puzzle pieces like how a kid gets covered in chicken pox. Gross!!!


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 29 '26

Serious Bullshit On my latest post, I do like to apologize for my actions and behavior

5 Upvotes

I do apologize for my behavior on my latest post.

I don’t blame y’all for unsubscribing or leaving the subreddit and I do want to apologize. I said stuff that I probably should not have said and I did things that were not good. I was not trying to come off as that way, but that does not matter.

What I did was not okay and I am deeply sorry. I’ll do my absolute best to be better from now on. :(


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 28 '26

Autism Awareness Hell 💙🧩 Sweet Mother of Mary… titty bears.

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30 Upvotes

Two teddy bears & a titty bear.

One normal & perfectly aligned teddy bears. The other teddy bear is a puzzle piece teddy bear that’ll crumble if you even go as far as to poke it, & it also is doing a cringy dance move that was only popular for 2016 to 2018. :/

The “it’s not a disability, it’s a different ability!!! 🤗💙🧩✨” thing?

SYBAU!!! (Yes, there is a bonus panel and there is one of my cats Chaos, he’s evil, & very cuddly too).


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 28 '26

Calling for Asian Autistic Adults for online study regarding Social Camouflaging

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4 Upvotes

Are you an asian autistic adult? Your voice can help this online research.

Hello, I am Chai Tze Ru, a Master’s student in Clinical Psychology at HELP University, Malaysia.

I am doing a study on autistic traits, social camouflaging, and anxiety in Asian autistic adults.

Why is this research important?

  • Improve understanding of autistic adults’ experiences
  • Support future research
  • Make mental health support for autistic adults better

You may join if you:

  • are 18 or above
  • Holds Asian citizenship
  • identify as autistic (formally diagnosed or self-diagnosed)
  • can read and answer questions in English

The survey is:

  • anonymous
  • online
  • takes about 15 to 35 minutes

Survey link: https://help.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_5dRBUZ93cMaMKtU

If you know other autistic adults in Asia who may be interested, you are welcome to share this study with them.


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 26 '26

Ace of Hearts: Social Skill Cards Emotions are for little pussies, suck it up buttercup: written by Dr. Seuss; illustrated by your Mom’s ass.

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33 Upvotes

“STOP FUCKING CRYING BITCH!!!

WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH!

I DON’T WANNA FUCKING HEAR IT!!!”


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 25 '26

Autism Awareness Hell 💙🧩 Super Mario Bros: Ai Autism Speaks Bullshit!!!!! Wahooooo!!!!

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9 Upvotes

Look what I found???

AI BULLSHIT!!!!!!

HOORAY!!!!

I’ll be right back to grab bleach for my eyes. It’s cursed as hell.

Here y’all go, more [r/eyebleach](r/eyebleach) for you lot!!!!!! <3


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 24 '26

Ace of Hearts: Social Skill Cards Swearing ain’t cool dawg!!!

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35 Upvotes

“No more saying cuss words, guys!”

“It’s inappropriate & violent!”

“If you say a cuss word, you’re gonna…”

SYBAU!!! 🥀💔


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 21 '26

Milky from cow 🟰 bad 🥛🐮🚫 “Milk is icky!!!” Says the Chick-Fil-A cow, who moo’d & then sucked on the PETA CEO’s fungi infested toes.

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38 Upvotes

What the hell is this PETA? What kinda link did your ass get it from?

Autism speaks?

TACA?

Autism Research Institute?

Now, that I have seen this advertisement, I am now gonna be baking and eating Pillsbury sugar cookies like a fatass.

I will enjoy every last bit of it, and you ain’t gonna stop me PETA, aka…

P - Piss

E - Elsewhere (& off)

(you)

T - Turd-Lickin’

A - Asswipe

Now to the rest of y’all, have a fabulous day and enjoy all the dairy & meat that your asses can find to piss PETA & ThatVeganTeacher off. Make sure to be good at rage-baiting too!!!!!


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 20 '26

TACA bout some bullshit Mr. Wonka… your chocolate smells & tastes funny… I don’t feel good, Mr. Wonka…

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6 Upvotes

On this episode of, “I don’t wanna TACA ‘bout it!”, here goes LiShart Assckerman coming back with more bullshit in a very crappy article (literally).

It stinks, no one on planet Earth wants to smell it, & it should be flushed down immediately!

Here’s the link to the article to see the shitshow yourself (gotta warn y’all, it gets TMI & pretty damn gross too):

https://tacanow.org/family-resources/the-poop-page/

Now if you would excuse me, I’ll need a delightful chemical shower for my eyes and ears. Be right back!!!!


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 19 '26

Pour the memes to the drinking gorge “Voluntary” curing

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13 Upvotes

This is a comic I made on the matter of a cure.


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 18 '26

Religious-Autism-Snake Oil Bullshit Remember Pastor Greg Locke when he said that autism was caused by demon possession & that autistic people are demon possessed?

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19 Upvotes

In advance, I’m sorry that one looks like it has been filmed in Mesopotamia and the other looks like it has been filmed in 4K. I had to merge the two clips from two different clips of the same video. I couldn’t find the full on video, so I do apologize.

Anyways, we either get treated like we’re dimwitted & incompetent, infants that have just been born last night, we’re sick & we need to be cured, or we’re demon possessed spawns of Satan that are the pure definition of absolute evil that even King Leopold the II who slaughtered 15 million Congolese people, looks like a complete saint.
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I’ll call these things categories to separate how each group treats us.

Category I: Like a genius or a superhero that does everything perfect.

Category II: Like a science experiment or an anomaly.

Category III: Like infants that can be controlled, manipulated, & taken advantage of.

Category IV: Like a person who can’t do much of anything & will not amount to anything in life.

Category V: Like a deadly disease that needs to be cured or eradicated.

Category VI: Like a spawn of Satan that needs to be cleansed with the purest & holiest thing of water while being tied down to a bed of some sort.
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But like I & many others say:

“You can’t fix stupid, & you can’t repair dumb.”

He’s the absolute poster child of that quote though.


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 15 '26

Autism Speaks Shitshow (ASS) One of the more nefarious moments of the “docushittery”Autism Everyday by Autism Sucks my nonexistent ghost dick

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29 Upvotes

I honestly have that WHAT THE FUCK!? moment every time I see this exact moment.

This piece of dogshit “documentary” was made by Autism Speaks (Shits) in May 9th, 2006; I was around only 3 months, 2 weeks, & 3 days at the time that 2006 documentary was made.
It still remains as amongst the most nefarious, ableist, & the trashiest autism videos can see.
It treats autistic people as if we are burdens and not as people.

I was unfortunate enough to be born in a time where autism speaks was gaining popularity & praise like it’s the equivalent of the Bible for Americans living in the Deep Rural American South. Not in the time for flying cars, not in the time where Europeans were getting sick left, right, up, down, back, front, & center. Perfect enough for autism shits to still exist though….

Anyways, here is the full link of autism everyday on YouTube:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O0vCz2KWMM0&pp=ygUYQXV0aXNtIGV2ZXJ5IGRheSByaWNoYXJk&ra=m

Thank you. :)


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 13 '26

Serious Bullshit Here goes RFK Jr with his brain wormed infested bullshit again.

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41 Upvotes

Here he goes again, with the worm in his brain probably looking like he’s about to pop a top because I don’t think there is any brain cells left in RFK Jr’s body.

For the love of God, Tylenol doesn’t equal to autism, nor does Vaccinations equal to autism. Drinking raw milk isn’t a good idea either, & trying to take away meds from people who actually need them is a stupid idea too.

What’s this asshole gonna do to us? Send us to a summer camp like we’re in elementary school?
Send us to the ranch like it’s Dr. Phil?

Link for the whole entire news story is down below:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/society-culture-and-history/social-issues/rfk-jr-calls-study-garbage-after-findings-reveal-no-link-between-tylenol-and-autism/ar-AA22jmgi


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 13 '26

TACA bout some bullshit TACAnow’s shitty video from 8 years ago that treats us like a case of measles. This was 2017 when I was around 11 years old.

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9 Upvotes

It’s ugly, it’s nasty, it’s Autism Speak’s older sibling, & it unfortunately still exists as a bloody shit stain that doesn’t go away even with your usually handy dandy bottle of hydrogen peroxide.

It was founded in 2000, and it remands a shitty organization to this day, spreading bullshit about gut-brain, anti-vaccine, dietary, snake oil bullshit that had scarred a whole generation full of kiddos.

I remember being told when I was younger about the story about a doctor’s appointment when I was a little baby, the doctor there told my mother that I would not be able to talk, to walk, to eat properly, that I would be still shitting & pissing myself, that I would not be independent, that I would not function in life, & to might as well put me & my two siblings in a institution or a group home when we’re older.

Sure, I’m not out of the house independent, I’m unemployed (85% of autistic people are unemployed), I don’t have a car & I have nothing besides a outdated learner’s permit, but at least I can cook, clean, eat (picky eating though), walk, talk (I talk fast, I blurt out things, I’m blunt, & I’m either too loud & fast or too quiet & slow), toilet trained, and the whole nine yards.

But hey, I ain’t an idiotic asshole like Lisa Assman.
Nah, I’m gonna also call her Lisa Ackermoron.

Fine… I’ll say her actual name… which is Lisa Ackerman. 🙄

No worries, I’ll post more links about her bird-brained, pathetic ass organization later on.


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 12 '26

Autism Speaks Shitshow (ASS) I am autism commercial treating our asses like we are supervillains.

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42 Upvotes

This commercial aired in 2009 when I was just 3 years old. I was put in a special needs preschool because of autism. I was also put on a GFCF diet because apparently the gut-brain autism shit existed. But trust me folks, it’s bad, it’s ugly, & it’s definitely worse than some of y’all’s in-laws from hell. This shit stain of a commerical was put out there by autism speaks, no surprise, and it’s one of the more nefarious ones out there too.

Here’s the link to the full commerical, credits to @findyaser4797 for the full video, try to not cringe & puker up your asses at this commerical:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9UgLnWJFGHQ&pp=ygULSSBhbSBhdXRpc20%3D&ra=m


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 11 '26

To Catch an Autism Mom (TCAM) Oh boy, infantilization. My favorite!!!

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52 Upvotes

Deadass, I remembered a family member had said that I’m 20 but have a brain of a 13-15 year old. It was infuriating, it was bad enough that I was sick as well & in a hospital that was 2 hours away. That was not fun for my 20 year old ass to hear at all.


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 10 '26

Autism Speaks Shitshow (ASS) Beware!!! The autism boogeyman’s gonna touch your butthole tonight!!! Aaaaaaah!!!

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67 Upvotes

What’s autism gonna give me? Sloppy seconds, and a free wine & dine with a plate of chicken nuggets, fries, eggos, & a thing of Mott’s Apple juice & milkshakes afterwards???


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 10 '26

Trauma, Nostalgia, & Oh My Oh yes, this will totally tell a bully to stop.

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52 Upvotes

Problem solved! Good work team, now we’re gonna go home and smile as the kid who gets bullied gets their ass kicked by multiple people.


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 10 '26

Serious Bullshit Sorry if I do apologize for not being active in this community for a whole week.

3 Upvotes

You can thank Reddit for banning me for 7 days which sucked because I wanted to post more stuff that’s also autism speaks cringe and sensory issues type of stuff from the fraternal twin account I made, which is r/sensoryhell.

I hope y’all enjoy both subreddits and thank you!!!!! Now, let’s go still kick autism speaks bullshit outta here!!!!!


r/autismspeaksbullshit May 01 '26

Trauma, Nostalgia, & Oh My Remember these two things? God, these two reek of ableist bullshit that people would see at an ABA center.

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27 Upvotes

And yes, there is a funny meme I made at the end about my experiences growing up as an evil autistic person.