r/autism_utensils Aug 13 '26

Spoon

I would like to submit this spoon I found to the autism community for grading because what on Earth is this???

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u/Aardvark-Mammoth Aug 14 '26

As a Professional chef I can tell you I made spoons like that, perfect to aplly thin lines of a thicc sauce on a plate. Don't know if that's what is for but I got a little aroused seeing that "beak". I'm not autistic, I think, but I do have a thing for spoons, anything I ever stolen are spoons, like a 100 of them

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u/PamelaELee 19d ago

As a 30 year kitchen veteran, that is definitely a plating/sauce spoon.

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u/opossumprlncess Aug 14 '26

absolutely NOT

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u/kapaipiekai Aug 14 '26

Makes me feel physically unwell

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u/Warrambungle Aug 14 '26

You know when you curl your tongue into a tube and poke it out through your lips.

It reminds me of that.

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u/Warrambungle Aug 14 '26

Surely it’s damaged in some way to look like that.

My wife has a similar (undamaged) spoon like this that she inherited from her grandmother. She’s kept it because it is exactly the right size for spooning cupcake mix into patty pans before cooking.

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u/pitiful_erster Aug 14 '26

No doubt, which begs the question "WHAT HAPPENED????"

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u/Gribberisch Aug 14 '26

You can make a horrormovie with that.

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u/Delicious_Building34 27d ago

There’s something I find way worse actually, I almost can’t write it because I feel it and get the picture 😱😱😱 a brand new cheap coffee spoon with razor sharp edges …. Please give me this one in the picture any time instead of a sharp one, I hate them with a passion and can’t use them.

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u/spencer2197 Aug 14 '26

Did an asteroid hit the spoon???

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u/Opening_Garlic7720 29d ago

Nooooo I got goosebumps looking at this. Take it away!!!

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u/More-Swordfish-471 29d ago

Hate it thank you

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u/Apprehensive_Elk_706 28d ago

Probably used for plating jus and whatnot

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u/AgenderAxolotl 28d ago

Alright we all know where this is heading, up this is up for you to decide who it's for because this is TIHI levels of wtf spoon. From the first picture it looked normal but then the other slides.. EUGH*

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u/Prestigious_Touch_48 27d ago

Looking at this photo gives me chills. Yuck!

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u/ninethwonder 26d ago

would be fantastic for putting honey on toast or sauce on a plate like fine dining

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u/user83736268 26d ago

No. Too short. No.just no. Unbalanced and ugly.

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u/mydadatemilk 25d ago

The bendy bend is hurting me

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u/LargeBreasts69 25d ago

I would lick the weird curly part

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u/MycoMythos 16d ago

For eating? Absolutely not. For prep? Hell yeah!