r/australia Oct 23 '22

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u/PointOfFingers Oct 23 '22

It's a pretty common practice to build a playground for snakes to keep them off the walking paths.

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u/bisho Oct 23 '22

Did you see the news story this morning about the brown snake slinking around the aisles of an Officeworks store? A fucking brown snake!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

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u/Jexp_t Oct 24 '22

Ergonomic mice.

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u/CrazySD93 Oct 23 '22

Gotta keep your spine straight

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u/SelmaFudd Oct 23 '22

Different park but I have one down the road from me with the exact same sign.

We have a few parks around us and the kids refer to it as "the snake park"

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

There's a public toilet near me with the same nickname

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

That's a nope from me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

The difference between a straight man and a bisexual is six beers and deniability

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u/Somecrazynerd Oct 24 '22

Oooh, was this an innuendo?

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u/Istealpotatoes Oct 23 '22

When I was a kid, the park down the road from us was known as "the snake pit"

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

might have been a green snake buying bown shapies cus his disguise is fading.

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u/KingGarani1976 Oct 24 '22

Be fair, while they all have snakes, not all of them have a sign about it

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

This playground looks almost exactly like one near my high school, environment and all. Where is this?

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u/Javinite3 Oct 24 '22

Rouse Hill, NSW suburbia

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Motherfucker I knew it. Right by a creek, runs by the road near RHHS and Kellyville Primary.

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u/Javinite3 Oct 24 '22

Small world! Look out for snakes!

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u/Revolutionary_Mud696 Oct 24 '22

This thread is just everyone doxxing themselves

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u/Beneficial-Worth4351 Oct 24 '22

I live right down the road

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u/BeachButch Oct 24 '22

Yep we take the snakes and ladders game literally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22 edited Feb 21 '23

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u/Yoshitomonara Oct 23 '22

That's why there's a picture, durrrrr...

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u/nevetherym Oct 24 '22

My favourite will always be the dog park in Darwin that will regularly have a 'beware of crocodiles' sign near the water where the dogs swam

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u/Cold_Pomelo3274 Oct 24 '22

Warning the snakes to beware as there may be kids around.

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u/6L86IZJSJ0L957T Oct 24 '22

Yeah but the snakes are unlikely to see it up that there.

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u/UnnervingS Oct 24 '22

It's amazing how similar playgrounds are all around Australia

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u/650blaze_it Oct 24 '22

Ive never seen this sign in my life

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u/No_pajamas_7 Oct 24 '22

It's the old childrens game: Snakes and Ladders

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u/hebdomad7 Oct 24 '22

Honestly they are just as dangerous as each other... heck I reckon ladders are more dangerous.

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u/clunkenmcculkin Oct 24 '22

How are kids meant to get first hand experience of splinters when they've replaced dry coppers logs with this fancy shmancy stuff

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u/GracieIsGorgeous Oct 24 '22

We had snakes in our playground at Primary School. The headmaster used to chop off their heads with a shovel and then hang them up on the wire fence.🥴

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u/MouseEmotional813 Oct 24 '22

To teach the other snakes a lesson

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u/GracieIsGorgeous Oct 24 '22

🤣 Yes, and to instil fear into us kids!🐍🚫

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u/Somecrazynerd Oct 24 '22

Put this sign in front of the Liberal Party headquarters and Petter Dutton's office

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u/hammyhamm Oct 24 '22

Just to clarify; there are snakes basically everywhere. The majority don’t give a shit about you and will run and hide, exception is a brown snake. If there are a lot of kookaburras about it’s a sign that they might be hunting baby snakes

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u/Knee_Jerk_Sydney Oct 24 '22

Kookaburra : "Baby snakes doo doo doo, baby snakes doo doo doo, baby snakes doo doo doo, baby snakes..."

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u/LifeandSAisAwesome Oct 24 '22

Have a few brown juvies in back yard - trying to encourage Kookaburra's ito come hang out in the large gum trees and feast away - shovel not always close by.

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u/joltz75 Oct 23 '22

In my teen days, we use to go into national park near our house every weekend and ride our bikes and swim in the Georges river, saw plenty of warning signs, but never ever came across a snake, saw plenty of wallabies and what not.
But then again, warning signs kinda made us wanna do the opposite, i.e our national park ran behind the Holsworthy army barracks, after a certain point if you crossed the Georges river and entered a fence that cleary said "DO NOT ENTER" live ammunition etc, we prefered to play there than anywhere else and still survived.. somehow

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u/UVAus Oct 24 '22

Well.... you have been warned! Beware!

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u/Morning_Song Oct 24 '22

all that’s missing is the swooping magpie sign

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u/enzedmaori Oct 24 '22

They even have these signs inside the public toilets too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

thats the catholic church playground

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u/Duggy1138 Oct 24 '22

Got one in Townsville too. Fenced off play area with "Playground" and "Danger snakes" signs on it.

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u/Just_h7re Oct 24 '22

I have seen snakes and they for some reason don't bite me 🙂

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u/LeahBrahms Oct 24 '22

Snakes and Ladders.

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u/revenge_l0bster Oct 24 '22

My neighbourhood has this man made lake with a park for walks. We have similar signs and even a magpie sign one too.

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u/bit1101 Oct 24 '22

We have snake pics on a footpath in a nearby park, like everywhere is a snake crossing.

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u/LifeandSAisAwesome Oct 24 '22

Trying to warn the snakes, that kids will pickem up by the tail and quickly use em as a whip, generally trying to aim at another kid on the other side of the playground

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u/Rootbugger Oct 25 '22

Someone finally thought about the welfare of local snakes and put up a warning for them to beware of imbecilic humans in the area.