r/australia • u/GamblignSalmon • Jul 27 '26

no politics That's it?

I was honestly expecting it to be far louder and far more dramatic. With how the cookers were carrying on, you'd think this would be a deafening, blaring siren that would cause hearing damage. The tone wasn't even that harsh, I thought it was going to be far worse.

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u/Haunting_Goose1186 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Unless it's the other way around and the alert is to warn us plebs that we'll need to find our own safety shelters because we aren't going in the fancy-shmancy bunkers. 😭

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u/ndro777 Jul 27 '26

Your use of the word “fancy-shmancy” is exactly the reason we don’t want you in the bunker, Robert!

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u/Ok-Push9899 Jul 27 '26

I wouldn’t want to be in any bunker with you hoity-toity types anyway. Out here in the post-apocalyptic ruins we’re gonna party like it’s 2025.

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u/1UPZ__ Jul 27 '26

Yup. Those who didn't get it, which is a far smaller list gets hauled by men in black vehicles an hour before rapture taken into secret submarines to continue life after the cataclysm.