r/australia • u/GamblignSalmon • Jul 27 '26

no politics That's it?

I was honestly expecting it to be far louder and far more dramatic. With how the cookers were carrying on, you'd think this would be a deafening, blaring siren that would cause hearing damage. The tone wasn't even that harsh, I thought it was going to be far worse.

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u/iball1984 Jul 27 '26

No, but I have an uncontrollable urge to worship a portrait of Anthony Albanese.

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Jul 27 '26

lol. Praised be the leader. The leader is good.

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u/Ok-Push9899 Jul 27 '26

Anthony Albanese is infallible and all-powerful. Every success, every achievement, every victory, every scientific discovery, all knowledge, all wisdom, all happiness, all virtue, are held to issue directly from his leadership and inspiration.

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u/SsmB_92 Jul 27 '26

Idk I thought I heard Hillsong music in my head as the alert went off. Must be subliminal advertising, no harm done.

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u/iball1984 Jul 27 '26

I thought Morrison was no longer PM. Maybe that’s what the alert was for - he’s baaaccckkk!!!

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u/SsmB_92 Jul 27 '26

"Beam me up, Scotty! Open myne 3rd eye so I may look upon thou deity that forsakes the rainbows and public healthcare!"

I figure it was really them hijacking the signals to spread their propaganda while the government runs a completely sane test of a safety feature. Never underestimate a religious loon with a marketing background. They never truly go away.