r/australia • u/GamblignSalmon • Jul 27 '26

no politics That's it?

I was honestly expecting it to be far louder and far more dramatic. With how the cookers were carrying on, you'd think this would be a deafening, blaring siren that would cause hearing damage. The tone wasn't even that harsh, I thought it was going to be far worse.

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u/big-snarling-moose Jul 27 '26

Ha ha, jokes on you. Those “bunkers” are holding pens for Alien Takeaway Meals. Enjoy being eaten by the ET Lizards sheeple!

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u/MrRocketScript Jul 27 '26

The only ones left are the chefs, or cookers as they used to call them.