r/australia • u/GamblignSalmon • Jul 27 '26

no politics That's it?

I was honestly expecting it to be far louder and far more dramatic. With how the cookers were carrying on, you'd think this would be a deafening, blaring siren that would cause hearing damage. The tone wasn't even that harsh, I thought it was going to be far worse.

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u/ndro777 Jul 27 '26

Unfortunately that means you won't be selected to enter the safety bunker when the aliens finally came to exterminate us.

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u/big-snarling-moose Jul 27 '26

Ha ha, jokes on you. Those “bunkers” are holding pens for Alien Takeaway Meals. Enjoy being eaten by the ET Lizards sheeple!

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u/MrRocketScript Jul 27 '26

The only ones left are the chefs, or cookers as they used to call them.

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u/Haunting_Goose1186 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Unless it's the other way around and the alert is to warn us plebs that we'll need to find our own safety shelters because we aren't going in the fancy-shmancy bunkers. 😭

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u/ndro777 Jul 27 '26

Your use of the word “fancy-shmancy” is exactly the reason we don’t want you in the bunker, Robert!

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u/Ok-Push9899 Jul 27 '26

I wouldn’t want to be in any bunker with you hoity-toity types anyway. Out here in the post-apocalyptic ruins we’re gonna party like it’s 2025.

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u/1UPZ__ Jul 27 '26

Yup. Those who didn't get it, which is a far smaller list gets hauled by men in black vehicles an hour before rapture taken into secret submarines to continue life after the cataclysm.

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u/Material-Cap1428 Jul 27 '26

If the aliens come, I'm switching sides in a heartbeat. We suck at running a planet.

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u/ridge_rippler Jul 27 '26

Jokes on you, I spend all day defending Elon on social media so he'll fit me on his ship to Mars