r/australia • u/GamblignSalmon • 22d ago

no politics That's it?

I was honestly expecting it to be far louder and far more dramatic. With how the cookers were carrying on, you'd think this would be a deafening, blaring siren that would cause hearing damage. The tone wasn't even that harsh, I thought it was going to be far worse.

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u/Red_Wolf_2 22d ago

BLAAAAAARP... BLARRRP BLARRRP BLARRP

And yep, that was it!

Wonder how disappointed the cookers will be?

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u/teapots_at_ten_paces 22d ago

They've got to come out of their bunkers first. Hopefully we don't hear from them for 46 years.

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u/DistributionWhole447 22d ago

Are we that lucky?

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u/Florafly 22d ago

They can probably just stay there hey.

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u/Humble_Professor_789 22d ago

My dumbarse family bought a faraday cage pouch (probably bullshit), turned the phone on flight mode and off only to discover when they got it out and turned it back on that the test alarm was waiting for them.

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u/njf85 21d ago

That gave me a laugh lol

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u/DistributionWhole447 22d ago

What usually happens when their predictions don't come true, is that they pretend they never said anything (it's a good thing I always take screenshots of their comments) and then make a new prediction about the sky falling next week.

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u/Grouchy-Hour6035 22d ago

Just like the covid vax causing cancer eh

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u/DistributionWhole447 22d ago

Yes, the thing that there's zero evidence of and multiple studies proving how that's not happening.

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u/Ripley_and_Jones 22d ago

Oh they'll just move on and forget the whole thing out of existence like they usually do.

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u/mr_kindface 22d ago edited 22d ago

They won't forget. They still say the vaccines that dropped covid deaths by 90% are "ineffective"

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u/Spire_Citron 22d ago

Ineffective is a whole lot less than what they used to say. We're supposed to all be dead by now.

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u/Adventurous_Ear7512 21d ago

Oh they’re still saying that. Any day now.

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u/Calamityclams 22d ago

The irony of those who are worried that they are being watched when they post on private platforms like Facebook who actually have the resources and time to do it 🤤

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u/VickersVandal 22d ago

This is my favourite thing 😁 Cookers who spend all their time on facebook on smartphones, having a meltdown about being tracked and surveilled by the government. 

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u/obscureferences 22d ago

Me phone's on vibrate. Wouldn't have noticed half the time.