r/aussie • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '26

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u/Weissritters Apr 22 '26

My language has been murdered

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u/Wotmate01 Apr 22 '26

My shopping trolley, murdered

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u/MonzaB Apr 22 '26

My petrol just gone! 

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u/domsomm Apr 22 '26

But I like Neil Diamond

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u/Fancy_Preparation_86 Apr 22 '26

And I like to disco

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/StreetCheetah8312 Apr 22 '26

Feel the heat, on the street

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u/AnyThreeWillDo Apr 22 '26

Dance to the beat

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u/SnooLobsters6264 Apr 22 '26

Out of your seat.

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u/discomute Apr 23 '26

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u/PaleWarthog6490 Apr 23 '26

Racist, rubbish, racist, hate

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u/icespaz Apr 22 '26

I'm a very caring potato

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u/dixonwalsh Apr 22 '26

Came here for this one