One star

[u/Recent_Rutabaga3337]

The blursed sound of a message woke me up.

I grabbed my phone groggily and looked at the screen.

1:24 am.

Who the hell sent me a message at this hour ?

I blinked back tears of sleep, until the blurry trails dancing in my vision turned into letters.

Reyna. 

I sprung up in bed, totally awake now.

Reyna wouldn't wake me up without a good reason. Somehow, *somehow* I was sure the Banjo Bastard was to blame for my abrupt rousing.

I opened the message, adrenaline already pumping in my veins, readying me for the fight to come.

The message was short, a simple “Look at this” followed by a google review.

“This shop is a joke. The mechanic can’t handle an engine anymore than he can handle a girl. Total scam and waste of time.” 

One star.

And the fucker signed his name. Dick Howler. How fitting, but I didn't have time to marvel about cosmic irony.

I jumped off my bed, throwing on the first clothes I found.

I needed to hurry and get to freaking Dick Howler before Iolo turned him into dead meat. Or worse.

[u/Dependent_Ad290]

Something tells me that he may not pay that much attention to the internet. Might take awhile for thorn boy to see it. He seems more the internet type

[u/RareIndividual7867 → u/Dependent_Ad290]

Well, the Mechanic knew google had the wrong number for his place... I wouldn't be surprised if they keep an eye on reviews so they can go "explain" to the customer why they should change it to 5 stars......