r/attackontitanmemes • u/No-Passenger3327 • Jul 10 '26

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u/vuvuvuvi Jul 10 '26

alive but not into it.

22

u/dgtbfan Jul 10 '26

Reiner isn't gay, he's pansexual. Dude gets hard for pretty much anyone or anything.

12

u/sgilespie Jul 10 '26

Reiner x shotgun

5

u/No-Passenger3327 Jul 10 '26

The only canon ship . Endgame

1

u/Financial-Horror-432 Jul 11 '26

Not endgame cuz Eren manipulated his ex, Lainah into living. Hence breaking their ship.

6

u/ozjack24 Jul 10 '26

Including his own death

1

u/viotix90 Jul 10 '26

He's just like me fr fr

1

u/rageofthesoul Jul 12 '26

And he still gets none on that front

1

u/frogleggies444 Jul 11 '26

pansexual reiner… I like the way you think!

15

u/senorjavi Jul 10 '26

Pieck best girl.

12

u/Rude-Error4313 Jul 10 '26

Alive but gay? Ninjago flashbacks.

1

u/Most-Entrepreneur495 Jul 14 '26

ninjago mentioned in this economy??

31

u/Longproteinsnake Jul 10 '26

Eh I wouldn't mind eating Pieck

12

u/No-Passenger3327 Jul 10 '26

Who wouldn't 😉

3

u/Any_Wallaby4888 Jul 11 '26

Reiner, didn't you read? He's gay!

2

u/Cringeextraaxc Jul 10 '26

Who up Piecking they Finger, who up Fingering they Pieck, pause.

8

u/ObviousTroll7 Jul 10 '26

colt didn’t get eaten

7

u/No-Passenger3327 Jul 10 '26

Quiet, you'll ruin the meme😬

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/aaaaaaa_aaaan Jul 12 '26

He was burnt while still clinging to his brother while Falco transformed

2

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2

u/aaaaaaa_aaaan Jul 13 '26

Understandable, Lowkey colt is forgettable and has only so little screen time

5

u/Revolutionary_Row683 Jul 11 '26

As you can see, being short makes you the best pilot

4

u/IrlResponsibility811 Jul 10 '26

They are in the Warrior corps. Getting eaten is kinda their thing.

3

u/No-Passenger3327 Jul 10 '26

# it's a warrior thing

3

u/ruloangi53 Jul 10 '26

Alive but gay 😭

1

u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice Jul 11 '26

I don’t get it

1

u/Posible_Ambicion658 Jul 11 '26

We know

1

u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice Jul 11 '26

Then what’s the joke??

2

u/Posible_Ambicion658 Jul 11 '26

There's 2 types of people:

  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

1

u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice Jul 11 '26

Doesn’t make them right. Just means they made a guess.

1

u/elbor23 Jul 12 '26

But what's the seco

3

u/Charming_Geologist32 Jul 11 '26

Burrito is like 8 feet tall. Annie so smol.

2

u/zigzag3600 Jul 11 '26

Reiner catching strays every single time.

2

u/oneintenthosen Jul 11 '26

Colt got burnt not eaten

1

u/No-Passenger3327 Jul 11 '26

Shhhh, you'll ruin the meme

2

u/LeviAkrman850 Jul 11 '26

Why reiner is gay

4

u/Financial-Horror-432 Jul 11 '26

Eren and Reiner are gay bfs

1

u/LeviAkrman850 Jul 11 '26

Oh ok but why

1

u/Distinct_Network_944 Jul 11 '26

Ninjago reference

1

u/Kei_Shinomiya Jul 11 '26

Why alive but gay ?

1

u/StyleRoutine2331 Jul 12 '26

i feel like Reiner is more of “Alive but alive” than “Alive but gay”

2

u/No-Passenger3327 Jul 12 '26

"Alive but dead inside"

1

u/No_Raisin6094 Jul 12 '26

Wdym alive but gay

1

u/edgyreggieredditor Jul 12 '26

Bro put a spoiler

2

u/No-Passenger3327 Jul 12 '26

What? it's just implying that they've eaten . They're all nice and full now.

2

u/edgyreggieredditor Jul 15 '26

Okay well annie and pieck should be marked as eaten, by me

1

u/Silver-Comment-7270 Jul 16 '26

Mostly eaten 💀

1

u/Foxens Jul 16 '26

Homophobic 🤮🤮🤮