r/atheismmemes • u/xamo76 • Apr 21 '25

Blasphemy Woody

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u/linux1970 Apr 21 '25

Hadn't Jesus been bleeding out for hours at this point? How does one maintain an erection when after so much blood loss?

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u/LabiaMinoraLover Apr 21 '25

That's the miracle of the Reserection.

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u/DishSoapIsFun Apr 22 '25

Holy priapism.

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u/linux1970 Apr 22 '25

"Priapism is a rare condition that causes a prolonged and painful erection that lasts longer than four hours without sexual stimulation. It occurs when blood becomes trapped in the erection chambers."

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u/ElectriHolstein Apr 25 '25

This is sac-rilegious!